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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: moped boy on May 09, 2005, 10:30:20 pm



Title: S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: moped boy on May 09, 2005, 10:30:20 pm
This a thread for everyone to leave their; Hangover cures, drain unblockers (you know what i mean) ect... help the ill and constipated Le Man'ers!


If that curry and larger breakfast hasn't gone down too well, try drinking plain water with lots of ice in it, great for the 'system'


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Rob on May 09, 2005, 11:45:41 pm
i've always found that continuing drinking tends to cure the hangover nicely ;D

the only problem comes on tuesday after you get back and try and go back to the normal routine.

for that im afraid i cant help :-\


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: jpchenet on May 10, 2005, 12:17:45 am
One benefit of being in a big group is a collection of cures is easy to cover without having to break the bank. It's amazing how much Nurofen, Resolve, Imodium etc can add up to.

Oh and I agree with Rob, more alcahol helps avoid hangovers!!  ;D


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Robbo SPS on May 10, 2005, 12:55:32 am
I use 100% lemon juice in a bit of water, it kciks your arse.

Tend to have a bit every morning


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Russ on May 10, 2005, 11:02:07 am
Got this tip from a nurse...

2x Paracetamol
2x Ibuprofen
glass of flat coke

The tablets do different things so don't interfear with each other, and the flat coke helps with sugar levels. Tried and tested.

(The author accepts no responcibilty for adverse side effects)

Please consult your doctor before taking any medication

Moped Boy... please consult your mummy before consuming alcahol!


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Tim on May 10, 2005, 11:09:53 am
Sorry to say the only cure is a rub down with a warm blonde,
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Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Lorry on May 10, 2005, 02:43:51 pm
Best cure is OJ, real coffee, full english and about 3 Bensons.  I suspect that preparing this lot is the real cure.


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: htbast on May 10, 2005, 02:57:37 pm
I find lying in bed with my head under the pillow mumbeling such things as 'my head hurts', or 'I'm never going to drink again' helps me.

If that fails, crack open a few more bottles!!


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Andy Zarse on May 10, 2005, 03:48:34 pm
I have only one word to say on the matter and that word is "CIDER".


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Steve Pyro on May 10, 2005, 03:50:49 pm
Andy, he's looking for hangover CURES not CAUSES!  ;)


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: The Planman on May 10, 2005, 10:26:11 pm
I've said it before, I'll say it again, fresh orange isn't fresh until it has a very large vodka in it, and I think Canada Phil says Florida orange is best with our little Russain cousin!!  ;D


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Rhino on May 10, 2005, 10:58:00 pm
Try milk thistle tablets. Take a  couple before you start drinking, and a couple before you go to bed. They help the liver process alcohol faster. I'll get a lorry load delivered to the poo bar.
And there totally natural, available from health food shops. Right next to herbal enemas.


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Andy on May 11, 2005, 12:13:17 am
Why bother with all that crap, why not just throw up like most women with morning sickness,  or having a hangover to shame all other hangovers. Its Cheapest option....
It seems the opinion poll says       Have another beer.    ;)
(not you Moped Boy)


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: monkey on May 11, 2005, 02:32:30 pm
24 oysters will do the trick..... you can get them from the bloke behind the 'tribs' :-\


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: moped boy on May 11, 2005, 06:05:59 pm
It seems the opinion poll says       Have another beer.    ;)
(not you Moped Boy)

Shut up, i drink. i've done the whole slurred speach, loss of balance, talking crap (more than usual) ect. 14 unit of alchohol
in 3 hours, and i'm 13! geez stop with the whole ageist thing will ya!


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Steve Pyro on May 11, 2005, 06:30:34 pm
Shut up, i drink. i've done the whole slurred speach, loss of balance, talking crap (more than usual) ect. 14 unit of alchohol
in 3 hours, and i'm 13! geez stop with the whole ageist thing will ya!

(http://www.absolutelycharleston.com/cartoon.gif)


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: moped boy on May 11, 2005, 06:41:11 pm
and what the hell is that supposed to mean???


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Barry on May 11, 2005, 07:05:44 pm

(not you Moped Boy)

Let him have another beer Andy, the youngster will learn the error of his ways when he gets his first hangover from hell. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Probably the morning of Sunday 19th June.


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Bob U on May 11, 2005, 07:07:58 pm
Jesus Christ Barry I havn't learnt yet and I am 52. What chance has Moped Boy got at 13 ;D


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Barry on May 11, 2005, 07:15:24 pm
Jesus Christ Barry I havn't learnt yet and I am 52. What chance has Moped Boy got at 13 ;D

Neither have I, but the after the first one at least you know the potential consequences of your actions, and then totally ignore that and have another drink or 5 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: moped boy on May 11, 2005, 07:47:56 pm
well.....its my birthday on the 14th, we get to Le Man on the 15th, so....i get real pissed on the first night there, and probably sleep it off for the rest fo the week!


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Bob U on May 11, 2005, 08:04:27 pm
There is an S on the end of Le Mans. You have already been told once, I dunno, the youth of today Can't even spell an important word like Le Mans :D


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: moped boy on May 11, 2005, 08:18:12 pm
sorry, i didn't see the last one......Le Man (runs away) he he he


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: jpchenet on May 11, 2005, 08:51:43 pm
sorry, i didn't see the last one......Le Man (runs away) he he he

What's all this about Le Man. You will only be 14 so you will be l'enfant!!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Ron Jeremy on May 11, 2005, 09:24:35 pm
posting from the Farm

from his postings and they way they are written i'm not entirley sure he's the age he says he is

 
 8)


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: Andy on May 11, 2005, 09:34:26 pm
We will get to find out if Moped Boy comes to the Shampoo bar


Title: Re:S.O.S. Le Man
Post by: M1lky24 on May 11, 2005, 09:38:13 pm
I have two options:

No 1: Drink copius amounts of booze follewed by a huge dose of peptol Bismal

Option 2: Only drink at the terte rouge because the beer contains more water that a bottle of avian!!! ;D