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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nordic on April 18, 2005, 02:16:44 pm



Title: BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: Nordic on April 18, 2005, 02:16:44 pm
Very strange. but it seems to work.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint. (try for more than once)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)


3. Add 5. (for Sunday)


4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 ...


6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.


You should have a three-digit number


The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have a pint week).

The next two numbers are .......


YOUR AGE!


Title: Re:BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: rcutler on April 18, 2005, 03:23:45 pm
Mine said that I drink 4 pints a week and i am 74 ???


Title: Re:BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: Nordic on April 18, 2005, 03:26:47 pm
Or it could mean you drink 47 pints and your 4.


Title: Re:BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: Steve Pyro on April 18, 2005, 04:00:43 pm
Were you bottom of the class for 'O' level Maths Rick?

It worked for me.


Title: Re:BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: rcutler on April 18, 2005, 04:23:51 pm
Don't use ms calculator tried it twice same answer.

Used phone and got it right.

7 Days a week I drink and I am 24!


Title: Re:BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on April 18, 2005, 04:24:26 pm
me too


Title: Re:BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: smokie on April 18, 2005, 06:33:13 pm
me too what???


Title: Re:BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: Steve Pyro on April 18, 2005, 06:38:02 pm
me too what???

Me too SIR!



Title: Re:BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: Rob on April 18, 2005, 07:01:32 pm
Don't use ms calculator tried it twice same answer.

Used phone and got it right.

7 Days a week I drink and I am 24!

i used the computer calculator and it worked fine
yours must be broken!


Title: Re:BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: Mr. Invincible Mou on April 18, 2005, 08:33:59 pm
Don't use ms calculator tried it twice same answer.

Used phone and got it right.

7 Days a week I drink and I am 24!

i used the computer calculator and it worked fine
yours must be broken!

Nah, just on the wrong setting.

There are 10 types of people who understand binary, those that do and those that don't  ;)


Title: Re:BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: rcutler on April 18, 2005, 09:10:31 pm
Binary is a bit rusty but I should know it


Title: Re:BEER MATHEMATICS
Post by: Lorry on April 22, 2005, 11:31:49 pm
Did you know that only 46% of people understand percentages, and the other 64% haven't a clue