Title: Hi u mad folks
Post by: Neil on April 12, 2005, 05:07:58 pm
Just wanted to say hello to you all, as been reading this forum all day and have laughed too loud in front of my work colleuges. This is my first time to Le Mans and can't wait. Shall be coming down on the Friday morning with my mates on one hell of a Stag Weekend.
Any idea's to help us out would be great, like where are the best toilets, how to keep Beer cold all weekend and as a Stagweekend, any Strippers around!!!!
Staying at the maison blanche and hope to meet some of you there.
The ginger one!!! :) ;) :)
Any idea's to help us out would be great, like where are the best toilets, how to keep Beer cold all weekend and as a Stagweekend, any Strippers around!!!!
Staying at the maison blanche and hope to meet some of you there.
The ginger one!!! :) ;) :)
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: Steve Pyro on April 12, 2005, 05:25:44 pm
Hi ho Neil,
You are certain to have a mighty fine time at LM and will want to go again and again.
I suggest the best place for your beer is in your stomach. Also, it is rumoured that the strippers will return this year after a few years absence.
Bring your sense of humour and falling over trousers and leave your best brogues at home. :D
You are certain to have a mighty fine time at LM and will want to go again and again.
I suggest the best place for your beer is in your stomach. Also, it is rumoured that the strippers will return this year after a few years absence.
Bring your sense of humour and falling over trousers and leave your best brogues at home. :D
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: Bob U on April 12, 2005, 05:45:46 pm
Also, it is rumoured that the strippers will return this year after a few years absence.
Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss.
There was nothing quite like the quality performances in Crazy Pigales, even the state of some of the old dogs on stage didn't stop the comments being shouted out, some of which made be howl with laughter.
Definately one of the highlites of LM
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: Fran on April 12, 2005, 10:09:53 pm
ooohh - i never got to see the strippers yet!!! tho of course i have heard stories.....
it seems that even after 10 visits there is still so much i havent done yet. :o
F
it seems that even after 10 visits there is still so much i havent done yet. :o
F
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: Rhino on April 12, 2005, 10:43:40 pm
And if you are ginger bring the sunblock/paint to avoid the sunburn when you pass out due to to much beer/lack of sleep
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: Neil on April 13, 2005, 10:26:18 am
Being ginger ( sorry Strawberry Blonde ) I need plenty of sunblock, not sure how hot it gets at LM, but have looked like a red lobster once and never again.
So.......women.......strippers.........beer.........fast cars........sounds great, is there a pizza delivery near LM!!!!
So.......women.......strippers.........beer.........fast cars........sounds great, is there a pizza delivery near LM!!!!
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: mbes2 on April 13, 2005, 10:54:51 am
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO Any one seen a Ginger headed little boy around here....?.....
He is lost and DOES so need help......he cant help it......
BUT, Yes i say B U T ........He is on my stag DO DO DO DO DO and a good friend.!!!!(yes neil, you!)
Strippers.....are they any good on paint....?
WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO Any one seen a Ginger headed little boy around here....?.....
He is lost and DOES so need help......he cant help it......
BUT, Yes i say B U T ........He is on my stag DO DO DO DO DO and a good friend.!!!!(yes neil, you!)
Strippers.....are they any good on paint....?
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: chrisbeatty on April 13, 2005, 11:36:39 am
So.......women.......strippers.........beer.........fast cars........sounds great, is there a pizza delivery near LM!!!!
Funnily enough there is!!Last year we got bored of the barbie so called orange directory enquries (you get a text when you get into a new country, it's always funny when there's a car full & everyone's phone goes off simultaneously)
Anyhow, we got a phone number for a pizza place & made a call on sunday night after the race, after we had all tried to order (including one guy's ridiculous inspector Clouseau style accent) the pizzas were delivered to Beausejour in under 40 mins ;D
We were putting bets down on if they'd actually turn up, they did & the pizza was a good change & still hot!! Probably do it again at some point this year ;)
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: Neil on April 13, 2005, 11:49:35 am
Cheers Chris, You can't beat a good meat feast with a bird on your lap watching fast cars. :P
I agree, a barbie 3 times a day is not good for the bellie. :-[
I wonder how you cook an egg on the BBQ? ??? ??? ???
I agree, a barbie 3 times a day is not good for the bellie. :-[
I wonder how you cook an egg on the BBQ? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: jpchenet on April 13, 2005, 12:16:19 pm
I wonder how you cook an egg on the BBQ? ??? ??? ???
Like this!!! ;D
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: Neil on April 13, 2005, 12:20:39 pm
Is the man in the back farting as his cooking the beans.
Respect!!!!!
Respect!!!!!
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: jpchenet on April 13, 2005, 12:20:58 pm
Oh, and welcome by the way.
Quite a few of us will be on Maison Blanche. Look out for the CA flags and t-shirts. We'll be the ones with a village of gazebos and tents. Look out for Team JPC and call in for a beer! :)
Quite a few of us will be on Maison Blanche. Look out for the CA flags and t-shirts. We'll be the ones with a village of gazebos and tents. Look out for Team JPC and call in for a beer! :)
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: stuey on April 13, 2005, 01:24:19 pm
Rumour is that there will be a Spearmint Rhino tent this year.
Must admit I miss the old strippers
They were dog rough, but the shows were great fun just for the shouted abuse:
Get em on
Thats a bloke
etc
I remember one with the worst boob job ever, the scars were horrific.
Sure I could have done a better job for her with two football socks and the wifes sewing kit!
Still if there are strippers there this year, then it would be rude not to give them a visit. :P
Must admit I miss the old strippers
They were dog rough, but the shows were great fun just for the shouted abuse:
Get em on
Thats a bloke
etc
I remember one with the worst boob job ever, the scars were horrific.
Sure I could have done a better job for her with two football socks and the wifes sewing kit!
Still if there are strippers there this year, then it would be rude not to give them a visit. :P
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: Neil on April 13, 2005, 02:21:30 pm
God forgive if the Spearmint Rino tent wants us to wear a shirt and tie. >:( >:(
I have also seen some of the worst strippers round Kings Cross, saw dust floor, 50p to watch the strip, age from 18-60, ohh that gran, that was a bad strip!!!!
Anyone know how far the supermarket and McDumb are from the track?
I have also seen some of the worst strippers round Kings Cross, saw dust floor, 50p to watch the strip, age from 18-60, ohh that gran, that was a bad strip!!!!
Anyone know how far the supermarket and McDumb are from the track?
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: Nobby Diesel on April 13, 2005, 02:43:55 pm
Welcome to the site guys - you'll have a laugh alright on the Stag.
Check out the maps and info section in "HELP" for all stuff like supermarkets etc.
McD's always fill me with dread. I can't stand them. the only saving grace is that you can get a beer there, in France.
Check out the maps and info section in "HELP" for all stuff like supermarkets etc.
McD's always fill me with dread. I can't stand them. the only saving grace is that you can get a beer there, in France.
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: Snoring Rhino on May 14, 2005, 12:39:32 am
Hi guys,
Welcome to the nutters emporium!
Where are you staying - where ever - you willhave the best stag weekend possible!!
Welcome to the nutters emporium!
Where are you staying - where ever - you willhave the best stag weekend possible!!
Title: Re:Hi u mad folks
Post by: Neil on May 31, 2005, 02:31:06 pm
Hi
Sorry for the delay to this thread, been busy consumming beer to get the liver ready. Where staying at MB, most possible the overflow part as we would be arriving Friday afternoon. Have got the tent and all the camping kit we need so can't wait, cant believe it's only 17 days to go and still have not recieved my Speed Chills Ticket. Anyone else ??? ???
Everyone is welcome to come over for a beer and a laugh and to tell the Groom-to-be "YOU TWAT GETTING MARRIED, NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT CAR YOU WANTED"!!!!!!!!
As MB looks like the poshes site, can you play loud music, as fancy starting a party b4 the race, cos we all like a beer dance.
Neil
Sorry for the delay to this thread, been busy consumming beer to get the liver ready. Where staying at MB, most possible the overflow part as we would be arriving Friday afternoon. Have got the tent and all the camping kit we need so can't wait, cant believe it's only 17 days to go and still have not recieved my Speed Chills Ticket. Anyone else ??? ???
Everyone is welcome to come over for a beer and a laugh and to tell the Groom-to-be "YOU TWAT GETTING MARRIED, NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT CAR YOU WANTED"!!!!!!!!
As MB looks like the poshes site, can you play loud music, as fancy starting a party b4 the race, cos we all like a beer dance.
Neil
