Club Arnage

A challenge that maybe almost everyone of you will contribute...

... beat the record of postings formerly owned by the Commer thread.

The only possible alternative thread: girls and racing.

And it won't be Grand Fromage who'll blame me choosing this subject !!!!

My first contribution concerns Ferrari's bodywork....

Thank you Gilles - just be aware that I will be keeping a close eye on this thread, for more than one reason  :P :P. smokie

How about this?

Gilles is right it is a good blend of function and form and really does bring the best out of the SF emblem.

Sorry Andy but it maybe out of subject in THIS thread because it's girls and RACING and apart standing a few time a year near to racetracks, Commer is not really linked (at least in my mind) with racing...  :P

Nonsense! It might be truw of my Commer, even though it's the course opening car on the CA track day in Sept. Just to prove you're wrong, here's a true racing Commer.

Soory, i already know this version and forget it....

... please accept my apologies !!!

But if I already see commer, not only yours, I never see the boobs on your picture...

Anyway, returning to Gilles original question.. I have always felt that the design of a Ferrari and the smooth contours of a womans body have been interlinked since conception. Perhaps it is the myth of the Italian mans sexuality which has bought this on, but as you can see here, no matter what the angle, the contours seem to follow each other

(http://www.sensual-women.com/Reserved/Ferrari-New/images/Dcp_0005.jpg)

However, all is not the same when it comes to the mechanical side of things.

(http://www.sensual-women.com/Reserved/Ferrari-New/images/Dcp_0033.jpg)

Amen to that Mr I.  Even the latest versions with the latest build techniques from Fiat can't stop Enzo engines letting go or computers programmes with bugs.  come to think about it maybe thats the problem.

She's welcome to tighten my nuts anytime she wants ! :P

she's tightened mine already....





B b b b bb ill

Looks like shes rounding them off to me!

I can see me having to check this topic on a regular basis!!!! :P

Me too!!!  >:(

Well all I can say on the subject is watch out for the girls (or should I say "laydeez"?) that will be joining the Feckers on the terraces this year! I expect plenty of photos to be taken and posted .. why do you think I had my legs shaved on TV t'other week?

 ;)

Hi Gilles I was going to suggest that to make it a fair competion we should have some rules about staying on topic but as that has not worked on the Commer thread, or any other for that matter, hardly worth trying here.
Andy, with boobies like that I would have thought she could have any van she wanted ( or I had  ::))
Rick, We don't wish to know why you shave your legs...OK.  ::)
May the games commence
Canada Phil

OK !   Girls and cars related  ???  This was taken at Sebring. Does it count?  

This was not Sebring but there is a car involved.

This is not Sebring either but there are two cars two birds and a little willy involved

Are you sure his name is Willy and not Wun Hung Lo???  :-[

Short annswer has to be Yes!!

Certainly the safety of seatbelts must be considered

And of course the 'pit crew'.

The only relation to automobiles is that .......... at Sebring, beads have a special value. Now if you look close you will see this lady wearing beads. OR CHAINS .. who gives a crap..

And a rear fender of one of the Sebring attractions.

Gilles .... I want to thank you for suggesting this opportunity to allow me to open my extensive photo library of beauties and cars. However .. don't let Smokie know.  He has a heavy hand on the delete button.
Do boat races count also ???

Do Regattas count as races?

Is fishing a fair competition?

Geez . How did this car get in here?

Bloody hell I'm going to Sebring next year. The birds on display there sure do beat the old woofers that used to be in Crazy Pigales.

Look at the guy's face, outlined in the girls arm in the "BACK_END.JPG" picture. She must be outstanding or she said something outstanding....


Pidgeon, hope you can keep up the quality! (Except that ONE picture, that is)


Bill

 :P

Corvette's secret weapon to distract the Aston drivers in June  :o

Not as pretty as the car is she?

I think you will find it all depends on the angle   :-\

Maybe not, but you should see her sisters

Car ??? What car ???

Two Woman and a car!!  Now its getting near my subject!!!!

More to tighten your nuts with... ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/GT4WRC/rear.jpg)

Seeing as how this thread seems to have been forgotten (& needs to top the commer thread!!;)

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/chris_bea/imolagridgirls.jpg)

I say! Is that man on the carpet trying to look up one of the girls skirts?  :o ;D

My God, I sincerely hope so, if he is a CA member!

 8)

Bill

How do people get jobs like that? I never see them advertised.
I would be perfect for that job,and I wouldn't ask for a high wage

Bob, it isnt just a job - its a vocation.

F

I obviestly missed mine then  :( :( :(

Im feeling eco friendly all of a sudden

Oh hell, I AM getting old as I was warned.

Did you know there is an advert for horrid food substitues in here somewhere. After I saw it I had to look away..... Mmmm mmm mmm buggerdammitsoddemall.

 >:(

Bill

I did manage to reconcentrate on the true subject eventually, hmmmmmmmm. xxxxxxx

Is this love or simple lust?

It's gone right over my head Bill.
Are you feeling ok?
H

Any girls racing at LM this year?
Question would you get off on the girl or the car?

Maybe Vanina Icxk

Back to reality.....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/GT4WRC/pissed.jpg)

Hi WRC GT4,
                   When did you visit Canada? obviously the summer!
Canada Phil

Sir Rick of Lincolnshire
Girls - with your lot??????

Not your dearly beloved I trust............

Are we doing the pre-tour curry this year - the guys at the Khyber have been asking me?

Steve

Back to real reality.... Thank God.

 ;D

Bill

http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/ciagnijcycka.swf

Nothing more needs to be said :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

If thats what you get up to in a typical canadian summer, then i'm on my way!  :P

Back to the subject, I think you guys will like this site.
http://www.funnyinside.com/Boobs470.shtml

www.vaninaickx.com

mmmmmmmmmmm 8)

John, I think you are quite right!

;)

Bill

There's just something special about beautiful fluid motion that just makes a man weak.  Don't you think??? ;D ;D ;D ;D

Interesting site, good job I'm not at work!! Out of interest was there any sound??

And there was another ad that through the magic of t'internet almost knew where I am right now!!

just thought i'd resurect this thread as i just found my max power live photos!!

Is she thinking about her "rim" stock ??

LOL, probably



im not really sure what (if anything)she(below) is thinkin about!

No, the others are wondering how they are going to get her "unsuctioned" from the roof of the car  :o

Smooth polish .

She looks more Swedish to me  ;) ;D

nice red camel toe on the bonnet, must of been pushing to 'ard 8)

As long as this has become a photo contest !!!!!  Does it matter whether cars are involved??

Me thinks not ;D ;D ;D

Dammit, looks like someone has left a bit of stray ribbon blowing about. Durned litterbugs!

 ::)


bill

Calm down dears....  ;D

Max Power afficionados are taking their aerodynamic add-ons abit far.

I might have found our awnser to Steve McQueen...

In case you missed the lovely Holly showing off CA merchandise...

http://www.clubarnage.com/merchandise/index.htm (http://www.clubarnage.com/merchandise/index.htm)

Nice as Holly is, Rhowena gets my vote even though those photos of her modelling the the first SPS Lemans shirt have disappeared into cyberspace somewhere.

Looks like server admin have had a bit of a clearout as someone else recently reported that some posts from last year are missing too...

Dave Could I hope one day to see pictures of Red Lilly with or without CA Tshirt. This is really my favourite...

... would she like a stay at Lm one day ??  ;)

For your Rhowena fix you will find her  hosting
a poker show on satellite TV

http://www.poker425.com/presenters.php?x=1116958554 (http://www.poker425.com/presenters.php?x=1116958554)

I went to Red Lilly's birthday party last week. Rhowena was there
too :-)

Red Lilly (Lizzie) will come back to Le Mans one day...

In the meanwhile I'll dig up some more of Red and Rhow for you.

GF

OK here goes...

Red Lilly

Rhow

Rhow again

Gilles why not check out

http://www.redlilly.com/ (http://www.redlilly.com/)

How about the lovely Marketa and a Lamborghini Gallardo:

(http://www.24hourlemons.co.uk/16.jpg)

I already know it by heart...  ;)

http://www.davedaviesphoto.com/lizzie_heels/ (http://www.davedaviesphoto.com/lizzie_heels/)

Try this Gilles...

GF

Dave,
Now I know why you are an infrequent poster on this forum. You have MUCH more intresting things to do with your time! ;)

And to think I give up photographing beautiful naked
women for a week at Le Mans.... dedication or what?   ;D

GF

it explains the purpose of Hawaian tropic Girls ...  ;)

Thought you might appreciate this one - Anikka is learning the ropes of Beermountaineering quite quickly! More silicone (glue) than the average person would know where to squirt!! Is H around?

This is the delightful 'Kookie' on the bonnet
of my 944. I'm trying to lure her to Lemons
but she's in Thailand for June.  :(

No girlie but I love the pic

Sheer Class.

This is Sammie. Atop the old porky, complete with 80's style telephone dial alloys.

YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL
AND YOUR PANTS ARE ON SO TIGHT
THAT WHEN YOU STAND JUST RIGHT
I CAN SEE IT ALL

WHEN YOU'RE ON THE BEACH
AND YOUR BIKINI'S SOAKING WET
I SEE A FUZZY SILHOUETTE
AS I LOOK DOWN BELOW
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE

[CHORUS 1]
YOUR BISCUIT, YOUR BEAVAGE, I SEE YOUR HOOTER CLEAVAGE,
YOUR MONKEY, YOUR MUFFIN, YOU AIN’T HIDIN’ NOTHIN’
YOUR GUCCI, YOUR FLAPPER, YOUR SHOWIN’ OFF YOUR SNAPPER
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE
MERCY MADAM WHILE I LAY BEARDED CLAM

I COULD REALLY GO
FOR A SIDEWAYS SLOPPY JOE
OR A TUNA CASSEROLE
BABY, DON'T YOU KNOW

I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE
SO MUCH OF YOUR ANATOMY
YOUR JEANS ARE SO TIGHT
I’M LEARNING GYNAECOLOGY
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE

[CHORUS 2]
YOUR LANYA, YOUR VULVA, OH BABY YOU KNOW I LOVE YA
YOUR GENDER, YOUR VAGINA, NOTHING COULD BE FINER
IT’S FURRY, IT’S FLUFFY, LOOKIN’ KINDA PUFFY
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE
MERCY MADAM WHILE I LAY BEARDED CLAM

[CHORUS 1]
YOUR BISCUIT, YOUR BEAVAGE, I SEE YOUR HOOTER CLEAVAGE,
YOUR MONKEY, YOUR MUFFIN, YOU AIN’T HIDIN’ NOTHIN’
YOUR GUCCI, YOUR FLAPPER, YOUR SHOWIN’ OFF YOUR SNAPPER
YOUR CAMEL TOE
IT LOOKS SO RIGHT, SO BABY LET IT SHOW, LOOKS LIKE A BIG TACO
I SEE YOUR CAMEL TOE

Hmmm.
Cougar for meeeee.
 ;D

Motorsport down under

Robspot - been checking out Yahoo have you ????

No Nobby, I definitely haven't looked through all 20 pages  ;)

No, nor me. ;)

No car on this one but it is Paris Hilton and she is an old bike. It,s the best camelfoot to date.

Not sure about camel foot, that looks like a pair of bollocks to me  :o

Christ Bob, where did you find that?

with all the action that has seen, it looks in reasonable shape; i was expecting it to look more like a paper hangers glue bucket.

Hence the camelfoot and not cameltoe

Sad that the thongythingy is making the poor girls toes turn in, innit?

How the hell did you find that one?


time for net searching lessons for me I reckon....


 :P

b

out of camel foot, she also has camel legs !!!!!  :P

A  "paperhangers glue bucket", stop it I am starting to wet myself, havent stopped chuckling for a while now.
Nice one ;D

Gilles, i think a round of applause is due. you have succesfully produced a long running thread. well done. ;D

Brian,
The other phrase i had in mind was " a clit like a blind cobblers thumb" but to be honest, I couldn't quite see past her knickers. ;)

Well, here you don't have to see past her knickers.

Uhhhh! You'll never get those velour seats properly clean.

I have 60 otehrs pages to wait before overtake Commer thread.

Maybe I should buy a Commer myself to suceed.

I offer a bottle of champagne to the first who gonna post a commer frame with a naked lady !!!!!!!!   :o

Bottle is already on fridge  ;)

No, honest. It's a real picture.

Andy ??

was Commer imported in China ??

OK guys, this thread is off the first page again, we're not gonna catch the commer thread until 2078 at this rate!!

So courtesy of a friend with a scanner here's a pic I took 2 years ago, does anyone remember the face ;D

p.s. sorry if you didn't get too much sleep that night, it woz the beer wot made us do it ;)

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/chris_bea/ontheroof.jpg)

Chris,

Your tax is of date mate.

daily delivery

Need oil...

... or tyres changing ?

Caption contest for this one...

God save the Queen !!!

Hawaiain tropic girls the day after the poo bar...

don't get me started again;)

Here's some arty stuff

and...

Now I AM EXCITED


Ooops, wrong thread...  :-X

I KNOW there IS a God.... Please God get me into that garage...........

 ;D

Naaaaaaa you will only make a mess ;)

When did I say I wasn't going to make a mess?

But OhmiGod wouldn't you like to try?


Let me in!!!!

 :D

here's a few more of David Perry's pics

...and

..and

..and

..or

All in this fine publication

(http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0760321094.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

Oh shucks Steve I thought that was your own garage


 :(


dream on Bill!

I wish it were mine ; :P

How about.... "Only another two stone to lose. Then I'll be as slim as Posh"  :o

MMMMmmmmm. ::)

help if i put the pic in  :-[


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/GT4WRC/pit135.jpg)

if you try really hard, you can just see how hairy her arms are................................


but it is really hard to try that hard!

And as Dolly Parton said in "Whorehouse.."

" and there's nothing dirty going on!"

ooooh

 ;) ;D

May i introduce this sexy young lady. ;)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/EsccosAl/babe1.jpg)

Where is the car or motoring reference, or has this topic veered off course.

Not that i am complaining.

It does say: Girls Girls Girls on the thread title.
cars? where does it say that? I know cars are good but....


Girls are gooder!

imho

 ;)

Cheers Stuey,
Thanks for our team slag background,twelve have been printed today.
Watch out for us.

(http://www.bratch.co.uk/coven/lemans.jpg)

As this is a "No complaints" day, I thought about relaunching this thread.

Anybody got complaints ?

Miss Meringue/Prodrive Ferrari girls from the ALMS race at Road America - 2003

(http://home.wi.rr.com/chop456/DSCN0672.JPG)

I would.  ;D

No complaints, absolutely no complaints...

Err, dont overdo it with the cars tho'


:D :D :D :D :D

Girls are gooder!  

Aston Girls during the Grid Walk ;D

Tropic Girls

Sorry, Chaps.

I realise that I am a bit pissed off, I know, considring recent events.

However, shall we not pretend that any of the ladies featured shall be mostly joining us next year?!

Wishful thinking, but at least I will be around with my usual curry moment and hopefully the Escort Mexico.

Lisa
xxx

Not even this one?

I am pretty sure this lady was on the pit straight from about 8am till 8pm every day from thursday.

Thanks Nordic, that is rank  :-X

I'll never look forward to opening this thread again

Thats one tight fitting leather suit :o

My co-pilot, Dick spotted this beauty at the post race festivities in 2004 ...............

 ................. however, he was made up when he found her again in 2005  ;D

looks like she's with Peter Fonda and Rubens Barrichello in the first picture.

Perhaps your co pilot has a stalker, or maybe he did after seeing her
 :P

For Cobra lovers everywhere

Steve just spotted your mates girl from 2004/2005, has got the same bikini top on under the black top, as she has on in 2004 pic.  :-X

Yes, same hat and specs too.  She must have a rather limited wardrobe.  ::)

OK, so not only does the thread need a bump, we all need a little cheering up..... ;D

(http://www.cartune.com/images/gallery/events/scn2004/scn05.jpg)

Brilliant observation Bob!  Rubens does appear to be sitting on the left there.   ;D ;D ;D

I wonder if this chick will be back in 06 given the damn good stalking your buddy's been giving her Steve?

Maybe its her lucky Le Mans pulling outfit?!   ;D

[quote author=Paddy_NL

I might have found our awnser to Steve McQueen...

Ohhhh Paddy - she looks VERY stern!!!!

 :P

Ohhhh Paddy - she looks VERY stern!!!!



waaaaay back on page 5 - you've got some catching up to do!



Yep - but what fun it'll be! :D

While we're on the subject.................

Do you all see why I get my 2CV so regularly serviced -

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b323/gasump/2cvgarage.jpg)


I just love watching her work, I never seem to notice wat she's doing!

Ah, perhaps that explains this......

Oh well, months more work for me to watch!!



(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b323/gasump/2cv4_013.jpg) :) :)

Well, she doesn't look like this now, does she?   This may not work and if not, sorry.

http://us.f307.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter/0__2004261328_00_1_.jpeg?box=Inbox&MsgId=3942_0_3492_1356_28362_0_126366_37243_1505152947_oSObkYn4Ur5HQVzr2mDutMbZ6jxx_L4.UuXfDFkLYwKJzKyml2_9d_4GhWGWZ.k4n2rIQU1Klk3KyzyiOKrbLZLe3oKf51BYLmDi0dEXrswjj76LtXlSDR4Xi7xqLz.vjnMkGDFyk1DZ9R1SHfDzhiKuPe8-&bodyPart=2&filename=0__2004261328_00_1_.jpeg&tnef=&YY=21757&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&Idx=8

John, correct.

And John, please visit www.tinyurl.com  ;)

Bloody hell, I wondered how you did that! Here's Smokie in an earlier life:

He just wears glasses now like the rest of us old geezers.

As everyone appears to have gone to Silverstone LMES for the weekend, here is a post for a reminder of sunny days in June, when we did'nt have to work/shop/diy*

*Tick as appropriate

(http://photos22.flickr.com/33611213_9dc669b18e.jpg)

Just making this post to let everyone know that i'm still around (if you care/ were wondering) Enjoying my summer holidays, dreaming of Le Mans...(haven't washed my cheek yet Fran :-*) Anyway, just like to say thanks to everyone from CA that i met at Le Mans, you made it the best year yet, can't remember that much of it, but i'm sure it was excellent. And a special thanks to all of you that kept giving me drinks, that was great of you, though i can't remember the names of many people i met, and i remember even less faces... oh well! Can't wait to meet you all again next year! Thanks again, Nick. (P.S. does anyone know if 'Del Boy' has moved across the pond yet?)

Good to see you are still with us Moped!  Here is another to keep you going till next poo bar meeting...  :-*

I think you will find out what Del Boy is upto with his househunting in France, he has a thread "Au Revoir" somewhere around page 5!

Enjoy the rest of your hols, soon be back to the books....  :-\

Spot the one you wouldn't invite in "for coffee" ;D

(http://gallery.autosport-atlas.com/picture.php/dir/2005hun4/image/XPB_0XWWGW00MCC2RK0R1AVEO-3)

This better Bill?

Somebody tell me what I am doing wrong? Please.

I expect white squares with red crosses are very attractive... to a certainkind of bloke. But for me they don't do nuttin'!

how about this Bill for the meantime until Steve gets hia act together

(http://)

Wheres the rest of her???

In my photo collection ;D

Mustang

Oops!

A positive attitude

I don't suppose I will ever understand what you did Steve, but oh yes..... Tha'sss better!

 :P

Very nice effort Steve, but hardly car related is it?

Let's get back on topic  ;D

(http://www.speedcameras.org/images/distraction_poster1.jpg)

Is this better Mr I ?

and..

ladies and gentlemen LET'S PLAY DARTS!![/b] ;D

(http://images.phun.org/phun/pics/news/funny_friday/121.jpg)

Good grief Paddy, what well scaled friend you have!!

Dropped the car keys!

Cobra Mechanic

an older pic from the archives

I'll have one of whatever they are drinking please.... make it a large one!  :)

(http://)
 ;D

Paddy, they cannot be real?  surely someone has been using photoshop 8)

in anycase any chance of inviting one or two along for a campsite mascot next year.

chum from Bali

Glad to see that this thread has been bumped. It always was one ofmy favourites ;D

Yes Bob, I've being reasearching some new additions  ;)

I'll take the Muira!

Those two must be pushing 60 by now!

...And what is wrong with 60?????????

You youngsters amble onto MB, take up valuable space without paying for a camping ticket.....then complain about 60 year-old dolly birds??  A weighty f*ck (as Billy Connelly - aged 63) would say.

Signed V Meldrew

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

who's into art???

Or!!!

Chains?????

I'm into moderating. And that's about far enough thanks  :)

Just looking for a new desktop picture, I stumbled upon this.... ;D

I could see the last one, I'll try again. (anyway this pic is better!!)

(http://www.imca-slotracing.com/images/Yukos32.jpg)

How about sharing it then

Probably been moderated out!!!!

Del

Last one on the right seems to have lost the mood of the event :-\

Incidentally, I didn't mention I was in Toronto earlier this year and I took a really great shot of the CN Tower.

Good lord, I've just spilled my Tizer  :o

Anything over a mouthful is wasted.....what a waste....

Or as my wife says "more than a handfull is wasted"

time for a lift....


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/GT4WRC/pik.jpg)

Nice bum, but the look in her eyes and the teeth worry me !!!

I'd still let her pull my dipstick...  :P

I think you have every right to be concerned, the owner of the car clearly emptied himself over the number plate as he fled............

New TV Remote Controller released just in time for Christmas orders  :D ;)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/bullocks/REmote.jpg)

Brings a whole new meaning to switching channels :P

Its my birthday on the 25 November, if nobody has enough money for that please save up for Xmas, as i would like one of these in my house, I know how giving the CA readers are, so ... (wives looking, have to go) :  :P :P :P

No wonder he is braking hard (pun intended)......


(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/delboy9/BikeGirl.jpg)

It must be difficult to concentrate on your bike control.

I'm pleased to see that he's wearing protection.

Some more pics  ;)

(http://www.fastcoolcars.com/images/sexy_ladies_fast_cool_cars9/blonde_nmirrir.jpg)

(http://www.fastcoolcars.com/images/sexy_ladies_fast_cool_cars10/polished_car.jpg)

(http://www.fastcoolcars.com/images/sexy_ladies_fast_cool_cars8/blonde_mercedes4.jpg)

(http://www.fastcoolcars.com/images/sexy_ladies_fast_cool_cars8/wheelmodel3.jpg)

Every girl loves a Cobra

(http://www.fastcoolcars.com/images/sexy_ladies_fast_cool_cars15/cobra-lady.jpg)

(http://www.fastcoolcars.com/images/sexy_ladies_fast_cool_cars15/cobra-lady2.jpg)

Lucky gear stick

(http://www.fastcoolcars.com/images/sexy_ladies_fast_cool_cars16/ferrari-blonde.jpg)

Steve, any chance you will be bringing the cobra bird with the boots to HA next year? If you do I will volenteer to keep her amused while you are at the drivers parade   :P :-*

I've employed these two to clear my drive this winter :P

Let it snow   let it snow   let it snow

Combining the Cars and Girls theme -

(http://www.bcn.net/~limbo/images/cleavage.jpg)

Bob,

You beat me to it! I was looking for the very same picture. Smokie binned it last time I posted it, so lets see how quick he is today....

Oops :-[ Maybe I will get my wrist slapped if Smokie turns up on Friday night

do you think Paddy could help out with something similar?

 Don't know, but i think it suits the beetle?  could it be that we have  "match a hedge"  to the car bonnet theme?

Blimey - I go out for a meeting or two and it turns into a porn site.

The Beetle had to go, and the snow girl got a Gaussian Blur.

All in the interests of decency... :)

Well, after Smokie's edit I got this message>>
After logging in again I could see the image. Am I on higher grounds now? ???

Haven't done anything like that yet, even though next week there is a porn shop on our work list (for the first time at my company), we have to put rather innocent looking "sticking up legs" on the windows :-\

Overmoderation  >:(

I've found some more cobra related pics - enjoy  ;D

Angelina Jolie

On my driveway  ;)

more ......

and ....... washing my car

holding the headlights on

testing the seat belts

Nice nudge bars !

Piggy back ?

(http://www.caradisiac.com/media/images/le_mag/mag112/sexycar_ac_cobra_barbara_3_big.gif)

Wow, if that's your driveway when would you like me to come round and mow your lawn for you ?

How about me can I be your pool boy? ;D

You obviously have an enormous affection for Cobra cars.


Nice gallery


Martini...

As per my sig  ;D

especially when there are some slappers draped over 'em :)

slapper's  ??? hmmm

There were Cobras in the pics as well ;D

Sorry, there's no cars in this picture  :'(


But would make an ideal bicycle stand  ;)

I'm just glad I don't have to do her washing...  :-\

That would be one in the eye for her then...as long as she is not too tyred!!

Martini...

Something for those new year blues...

(http://www.24hourlemons.co.uk/images/kari-sweets-01.jpg)

(http://www.24hourlemons.co.uk/images/kari-sweets-05.jpg)

(http://www.24hourlemons.co.uk/images/kari-sweets-03.jpg)

Here is Stacey on the bonnet of a car.

Points awarded if you can guess make, model and year.

GF

I reckon she's female, brunette and 1979


Two out of three can't be bad??? :)

The model in the top half of the frame is Stacey K who was constructed in 1981 and 
the bottom of the frame is a 1986 Porsche 944. The pic was taken in the summer
of 2004 outside my studio in St Albans. The red feather boa was the model's own,
I'm not sure of it's provenance.

Note to self. I must drive around outside Dave's studio in St Albans this summer  :P  ;D

Same car, same location but different model.

And too big a scarf!!!!  >:(  ;D

Here is the same scarf, this time on the lovely Rhowena.

Did anyone spot Rhowena's brief moment of fame
in the grid sequence in the M Valliant movie?

I bought the film last year but haven't watched it yet! I'll look out for her!!!

Yes this moement is very brief, but it's still a moment of fame. Would she accept an another moment of fame, spending time with me ??

Gilles, what is that pick up truck you have as your avatar? Looks a bit like a Simca Aronde, but I know it's not.

Mr Zarse, did you see this in the Sunday Times?

I know it's not the good sudject to talk about it...

... it's a Panhard Pl17, the same as mine, but mine is a sedan one, obviously not this one !!!

This thread has gone a bit cold and needs a fresh injection of girls girls girls.

more

and

more from the superb photographer David Perry

more Perry

(http://www.renault16.com/images/Solveig-Liland.jpg)

I'm too good to you ;)

(http://www.americancars.cz/rubriky/UScarsgirls/photos/photo11.html)

By way as an apology.

(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/741/40cec37d38f1f3ml.jpg)

Dont you just love women with gl asses  ;)

Has to be a Ford

Bob, I'm not entirely sure that you've grasped the concept of this thread  :o

I think you are right I have been threatened with being reported to Smokie.

I'll leave it there as a testament to Bob's secret desires...  :)

What the F*#%  !!!   Are you trying to cause us to go Freaking BLIND !!!!


Funny part is ,they are sitting Bob,s lap.

That's one funny looking caravan...  :-\

Another beauty for Bob  ::)

Oh sh*t !!!! What have I started ?

Keep 'em coming campers

Just uploaded my Sebring pics, here's one from the drivers v Bacardi girls netball....seems appropriate here...but it might appear elsewhere too...

Great shot! You haven't lost it Smokes  ;D

Another from Sebring

http://premium1.uploadit.org/Martini27//beads-wanted.jpg

Martini...

Did you get the bacardi girls phone numbers Smokie?. I feel a challenge coming on, Houx Annexe would make an ideal playing surface :P

A different view of the same lady in Martini's pic...

Is that a bit of cellulite there?   :-\

No, dimples...cheeky

Martini...

Please dont call me "dimples"

And anyway, what is she doing to the guy behind the fencing?

There are cars in this photo I think .......

Dolly's Doubles   Introducing the Parton Girls

 :o its no wonder non of them can stand up straight! the girl in the first pic is even pushing over the tree :o

Thought this subject needed a bump

Found this thread languishing on page 7!!!  :o :o

Nothing to do with cars I know, but the World Cup is coming up and we'll be combining it with watching cars so I thought it would fit in here quite nicely!!  ;)

http://www.britneyspears.ch/WM2006.pps#23

Christ  :o :o :o

Sweden nearly took my eye out

Don't you just love Turkish women  :-X

I was also missing a fine dutch girl. :(

Sorry LT, I didn't create it, just passed it on!

Maybe we should have some paint with us at Le Mans and find a suitable candidate to represent the Netherlands!!  ;D

that sounds like a marvelous idea!! ;D one of your better ones ;)

No worries Mark, not blaming you for it. Already passed it on to some collegues (including some Turkish ones) ;)

We'll see if we can get someone drunk enough, spraycan with orange will be there. ;D

...LT, I think that in Germany  they still don`t accept that the "Niederländer" have qualified  8)

They swapped us with Nigeria, who haven't qualified.

I work for a German company, and the fun has already started. But we're getting offtopic I presume. ;)

At least they won't be able to sell this song again, wir fahren ins WM ohne Holland, roughly translates into we going to the world championships without holland. It was a huge hit four years ago. Anyway, if we don't make the first round, there is a good chance we can still root for a Dutch coach, having four of em in the championship!!!

Ok so I thought I'd save making a whole new thread for this seeing as how it's for a mate & not for me.... ::)

Please follow the link below to help out a friend, & find out more, it's all for a very good cause...

http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/404/

Hmmmm, a copy of one that di the rounds a while ago I think. Still, if it worked once, no reason why it won't work again!!

Ok so I can't post & not add some more pics...

Anyone see Martin Brundle chatting to Tamara Ecclestone last weekend?? Her old man may have a lot to answer for but this makes up for some of it!!

(http://www.rodhowe.com/adm/photo/388_te6.jpg)

(http://www.rodhowe.com/adm/photo/387_te5.jpg)

About time Chris. I was just going to say that there have been far too many posts without any lovelies on. I have just been searching for softish pics myself  ::)

Look there's some motorsport!

That link has had aver 1000 hits in the last two minutes.

And back to soft porn  ;D

I did some nude photography a few years ago, but my feet kept getting cold :D

(http://mademelaugh.com/pix/nakedebay.jpg)

Anyone want a kettle?

Ok sorry. meant to post this

(http://www.streetandcostum.com/gc4.jpg)

 :-* :-* :-*

What's the marque of the car?

Just wondered, funny colour green isn't it?

Thanks

Lisa
 ;)

Very very tarted up MR2, from a geerman (language if nothing else) website.

That is a lovely BSA DBD34 Gold Star!

Right Andy, nice bike. :)

Just a reminder to Robspot, the pics are supposed to have some connection to motors. We aren't interersted in seeing your private porn collection, are we lads?  :P ::) :P

And a reminder to everyone else - like the Joke thread, this isn't a discussion thread. Just on-topic posts, no replies necessary.

Thanks

And now back to fixing the computer...will catch up with the rest of this over the next few days...

Some of those pictures remind me of last night when my friends and i ended up on an unplanned visit to Perfect 10's lap dancing bar.  Little was i know when i went out that 40 minutes later I would be sat there with a rather nice pair of breasts being rubbed in my face.  :P

Damn I am glad I decided to go out rather than watch the film on Sky ! ;D

Okay, lets go back up-market with a Tamara de Lempicka Art Deco classic.  ::)

Enough culture - Jordan on a Jordan

...and

more

more

Kylie's sister  (okay, it's a motorcycle!)

 ;D Well, I can't let you have all the fun Steve, so here goes

This one is what I call a real spoiler  ;)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/bullocks/phun.jpg)

And this is what I would expect at a Service Station given the current price of petrol  ::)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/bullocks/phun30.jpg)

Hours of endless fun!  I've just unearthed this rather bizarre website http://www.carstuckgirls.com/ that has a whole hatfull of photos of .... girls stuck with their cars  ::)

like this -

(http://www.carstuckgirls.com/girl_changing_flat_tire_start problems_stuck_037.jpg)

(http://www.carstuckgirls.com/carstuckgirls_vid012_mudwrestling_004.jpg)

(http://www.carstuckgirls.com/jeep_wrangler_girl_mud_stuck_015.jpg)

I think she's sick of pushing it.(http://www.streetandcostum.com/gc43.jpg)

Steve. I've seen that website before by accident ;D thought it was bizarre then too.

Heres one for Mr. Toad  ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/bullocks/phun33.jpg)

A temporary fix for a loose windscreen... also works if your bonnet catch is dodgy, and when not in use will hold two bicycles with ease...

(http://www.fetish-hot.com/fetish/bondage/car/car-bondage016.jpg)

Is that some sort of new deer whistle. ::)

Hey Randy, most of these guys may not know what you mean by deer whistle.  You may have to educate them in regard to alerting the deer in the wild as you drive down the road....

Or could it be a Moose whistle.......no offence meant Canada Phil!!!! ;D

 :D ;D

What gets me is how come Smokie has possesion of pics from outdoorbdsm.com. When I tried to see if they had any more decent ones, they wanted $30.00 a month just to have a look  :o ::)

Well done Smokie  ;)

With thanks to those like minded folks at BM.

I think BigH mentioned he had just bought a Subaru Legacy and I wonder if by any chance he's in some way involved with this? I own two Subaru's, one of which has a towing hitch, but it's never occured to me to buy one of these. I can see the attraction for those who have "backseat driver" other halfs...

Might as well see the picture again :-[

I wonder how they fix the lights and number plate to that?

 ???

bill

That's a fantastic picture and no mistake Andy, where did you take it? - and how long has Steve owned those stillettos? The b*stards in the showroom didn't show me that option, and to be honest, if I wasn't sold anyway that would have clinched it. I'd be up and down the Kings Road all day long like a dog with two tails.
He'd be able to keep a close eye on your undercarriage as well!
H

I can't remember where the pic came from, I think it might have been on a Colin McCray website. Anyway, I've just been trying to by such a divice and I'm afraid they threw me out of Halfords.

Couldn't find the 24 arses thread, but it may be ok here to:

It's saturdaynight, and your getting pissed with some friends, and the you meet:

(http://gallery.drinkingforholland.com/bardame1.jpg)

(http://gallery.drinkingforholland.com/bardame2.jpg)

;D

Another shy dutch girl?

No, a very drunk Belgian girl. ;D

It's terrible to realise that we Brits no longer have the monopoly on getting bladdered and making Ars**s of ourselves.

Must be that COMMON market thingy

 ;)

Of course, as new member I want to show my good intentions on this forum. And especially for JPC and Smokey I added some arses material too.

(http://www.dtmmagazine.com/external/dfh/dfh_girl1.jpg)

(http://www.dtmmagazine.com/external/dfh/dfh_girl2.jpg)

(http://www.dtmmagazine.com/external/dfh/dfh_girl3.jpg)

(http://www.dtmmagazine.com/external/dfh/dfh_girl4.jpg)

(http://www.dtmmagazine.com/external/dfh/dfh_girl5.jpg)

(http://www.dtmmagazine.com/external/dfh/dfh_girl6.jpg)

(http://www.dtmmagazine.com/external/dfh/dfh_girl7.jpg)

The 6th girl in this row invited us for a party. Since we couldn't attend her party, I suggested a private party, but she didn't think that was a good idea. Can't blame me for trying, can you?

Are you deranged ?  :o

Ok Pieter,
Tell us what!
The only reason I wouldn't have gone to a party with her is if I was going to a party with the other five ;)

Unfortunately, we had to register in time at the hostel. We could have gone back, but I was the designated driver and the others didn't really care to go. So I got pissed in the bar with the others in the bar next to the hostel. And I wouldn't want to have missed that.

Bump!! ;D

Not that I'm trying to the twisted alternate version of this thread off the front page!! ;)

(http://www.channel4.com/news/media/2006/05/week_3/17_cannes10_gl.jpg)

Hmmmmmm :-*

Hi Wishy, A Moose whistle would be mounted the otherway around ::) ;D
Canada Phil

LOL ;D

Here's a team worth shouting for at the World Cup..

http://www.ave-it.net/carlsberg.jpg

Is that what the Army and Police mean by a snatch squad? :o

Sorry I'll get my coat.

I keep looking at the photo and for the life of me can't understand why the bloke not only looks so glum but why is looking out of the shot!

Slippery characters all of them, lock em up ;D

http://jgphotos-otherstuff.fotopic.net/p29322164.html

One from Saturday night in the Paddock Bar in Spa

That's a good shot of JPC taking picture for the 24 arses project ;D

I recognise those two Pervs in the background, suppose Smokie will claim to be there in a moderating capacity, and Marks next shot was taken whilst laying on his back   :o

I love a challenge on a Friday morning...haven't used the delete button in ages...  :)

I couldn't wait any longer for Mr Brown to get out of bed...

I don't see how Ali Bongo belonged here - somewhere else maybe (as Mr A's avatar?) but not here!! And there's plenty of other threads on which you can Chat Chat Chat!!!  ;D

We were only trying to get some shots for VQ Dave!!  And some fine shots we got too!!

Your commitment to the task is commendable.  :o

But Ian, you haven't seenw hat team they were with yet!!! I only did it for you and Brad!!!  ;)

Did you guys attend the Rhino's GT party then?

It was quite OK as beer and Vodka/Rhino's was for free, but I witnessed the first party at the Nurburgring on easter. So I know why the girls didn't much dancing and were fully clothed  ;)

Man, they've mixed the Vodka/Rhino's exactly the other way round than you're used to it from your local club :o
Rhino's GT Party Nurburgring
(http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/7195/img70829ug.th.jpg) (http://img79.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img70829ug.jpg)

Thank you, I wish I could make a Rhino Logo look that good  :P

Logo

I thought these pics had to have cars in them. So here's one to get it back on track

I thought my ears were burning. Marvelous, i like to see my followers dedicating themselves to this arduous task i set myself. Oh how the knees suffer for ones art  ;D

Back on track!!          (Do train cars count?) ;D

(http://static.flickr.com/48/149310346_460ae997c0_o.jpg)

They do now! ;)

Cracked windshield! :o   Butt no spam. ;)

(http://static.flickr.com/53/152523453_500d32822e.jpg)

Just worry if you see a light... although it might be something miner (not a spelling mistake)...

>Martini...

This thread seemed to be dropping so thought i'd give it a lift..

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/GT4WRC/DSC_5903.jpg)

 :P I thought she had lovelly eyes.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/EsccosAl/5.jpg)

Oi how come you been taking pictures of my bird!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish!!  :o

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/GT4WRC/DSC_5811.jpg)

No motors here other than what she's packing.

Old school baby.

Sweet.

Rusty,

A "Betty Bleu, 37Degrees in the Morning" fan?

My all time best film.

ND

 :o This was languishing all the way back on page 6  :(

Anyway, for those of you who collect 1/18 scale models, how about these scale attachments  ;D

(http://dunlapdiecast.baubelocity.com/shop/images/Mitzi.jpg)

and

(http://dunlapdiecast.baubelocity.com/shop/images/Tanya.jpg)

(http://www.davesworld81.com/Mustang%20Ranch/foxywalk.gif)
I found this one on a Mustang Ranch webpage, a while ago.

reminds me of Paula...


happy days!

 :'(

OK guys...lets get back to normal.... ( thread recovered from page 10 )

Has any body any pics of the Brazilian Dancing Girls at Friday's parade.

Not a  purvey request, just collecting various images of teh weekend to go on my 2006LM Photo CD album !

Regards

Bryan C

This thread has gone off the boil  recently, so just to show that I didn't turn gay after a LM trip with the boys

fill her up love
(http://www.teamsquack.com/caf01.jpg)
(http://www.teamsquack.com/caf04.jpg)

(http://www.teamsquack.com/04.jpg)

I found this thread languishing on page 5 and thought it needed a bit of revilatising  ::)

Yes, I know it's not a car!

Do any of you LM old boys remember this?

Classic camper and Trabant

F1

One for Robspot:-

(http://www.autotrace.ru/media/autoerotic2/409.jpg)

Silicone?

More bikes?

The winner?

Sebring police force  :o

Marlboro arse for Dave.

Cobra again

Steve,
I've said it before.
You're too good to us.

Is a mederater allowed to use the word "Arse"?

In my view NO, they should be stomping on it ;)

stomping on what ;) ;)
Andy ;D

I see this thread is deteriorating in to chat.

Time for more girls

Nice Porsche

59 Caddy

Good call!!!!!

On IT!!

so thats where the ex wife went :o :o :o

nasty ;)

(http://dailyhotties.net/galleries/lia_19_and_alison_angel/lia_19_and_alison_angel_008.jpg)

(http://dailyhotties.net/galleries/lia_19_and_alison_angel/lia_19_and_alison_angel_002.jpg)

Jordan F1 always knew how to maka a good show :P

thats more like it

I think they've been touched up...  :D

Not by me guvner!

 :o

Whether or not by you, don't like it. I like it more natural.

Self censoring is it Dave?

Is it not showing bob? I can see her fine and dandy here. Must be a cookie or cache thingy me thinks.

me neither, no image in Indonesia

(http://gals01.fantasygirlrevenue.com/cat39/image03.jpg)

if i am having no joy with the last pics i shall attempt to redeem myself with this one, a thunderbird, poor lass seems to have an itch though, hope that doesn't spoil the picture of the nice car for you.

Come on Dave, get a grip we're still waiting

 :o

yikes.

my 'adult' reference material does not seem to enjoy this being posted lark. Shall be sorted this afternoon with some friendly hosting via me.

righty ho here we go with the last 3 which didn't show.
(http://www.vingtquatre.net/001.jpg)
(http://www.vingtquatre.net/002.jpg)
and the itchy lady with the t-bird
(http://www.vingtquatre.net/003.jpg)

underwater

(http://galleries.innocenteve.com/hosted/stringbikiniinthecar/picture012.jpg)

Glad to see we're back on topic

(http://snaketorque.co.uk/smf/Smileys/alive/postpics.gif)

Here's some more

...and

more ..

  ;)

This thread is again all the way back on page 2!!!

(http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/m/jmb630/hot%20car%20and%20girl.jpg)

(http://www.sportravel.ch/gp_girl_1.JPG)

Now I know why it hit JB on the head... not looking at the lollipop!!! ............silly boy

just browsing the bbc website.. 

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/picture_gallery/06/uk_british_seaside_history/img/5.jpg)

and one for the girls(!):


(http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/picture_gallery/06/uk_british_seaside_history/img/6.jpg)

Don't suppose these ladies will be at Donny this weekend. Too cold that far North

Some way to go before we beet this lot!!!!  :o

http://mb22.scout.com/fouinsiderfrm1.showMessageRange?topicID=109203.topic&start=1&stop=20

That is a GREAT forum, so many cheerleaders, not enough time to view while trying to do some work.

Well sourced Simon :D

(http://www.car-wallpapers.net/wallpapers/125-bigthumbnail.jpg)
(http://www.autotrace.ru/media/autoerotic2/409.jpg)
(http://www.youngtimer-garage.de/FAHRZEUGE/MODELLAUTOS/Fast%20Women/OPEL%20Manta%20B%20GTE%20-%20Sabrina.jpg)
(http://www.triumph-brochures.be/pics/tumb/reviewhu35.jpg)

Dave, you've posted plenty of top stuff on this thread, so let me return the complement. This should give the the f**ckin' horn!

(http://www.rootes-chrysler.co.uk/images/develop/devhunter_03.jpg)

Here's a link - but making it clickable didn't work, so you'll have to add the www.  rootes-chrysler.co.uk/images/develop/devhunter_03.jpg. smokie

A red cross? ???

Thats what I get, but when I rightclick onto properties of the cross and paste the url in a new ie window, the photo shows up in the thread. Strange things these forums.

Even stranger sometimes Stu.

Doesn't work for me at all, even after trying three windows...

Good job I'm not THAT desperate innit?

 ;)

Odd thing was I opened it by copying the properties, and now it is displayed on the Forum???

The reason being is that the photo is present in your ie temporary files. Clear your files and its back to the cross. I found that out yesterday

Back from the depths of page 3.

(http://members.futureprojects.info/xbujakax/Image12.jpg)

(http://members.futureprojects.info/xbujakax/Cars%20a8.JPG)

(http://members.futureprojects.info/xbujakax/Image10.jpg)

I must be missing something ???

Back on topic:-

This might make ViperKid realise that there's more to life than Chryslers  ;)

Aston Martins ;)

One for Viper Boy.

Which one does he prefer?

Which one will he prefer in a few years time?

on this topic, can I recommend a visit to the 'help' section of this fine site. There is a topic ‘Nordschleife 24 hour’ I find Bajabills 3 post most agreeable. ;)

Was this a deliberate typo, Peter  ??? :P ???

Del

if it wasn't; it is now ;)  must be something to do with Yung or Freud, amasing what can be found on aviation sites!

she can play with me ANY time :o

a bit early ;)  but; merry Crimbo from us Divers

it's certainly raised one flag pole or too....  :)

(http://asredas.com/files/page/20364/amyreidms842-crwsh_002.jpg)

She washes that car in the full series of pics, too rood to post here, my word thats a nice sponge  :o

Nearly on Page 3!

Edited for PaddyNL!

what have little white boxes with red crosses within them got to do with this topic? :(

Models having their period.

(http://www.greenecountyantiqueandclassiccarclub.com/graphics/photos/photo%20gallery%20-%20main/old-lady-in-car.jpg)

CN Tower, truly

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/1JwtmHDE933261Tnb 

No car :( and she's a moose :o

and?!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Frankly disturbing gurning.

That CNN Tower photo is truly mesmerising, I keep goin back just to check :o ;D

a wonder of modern architecture for sure..

WELL?

Anyone like tall ladies?

YEP, ME!!!!

OK good. You can have the one on the left.

So the one on the right is for me?

And when you two are finished with them, I'll have them both ;D ;D Cheers

They look good from the back but they may have a face like a plumbers tool bag :o

The height of the offspring of yourself and the one on the right doesn't bare thinking about. :o




Spelling mistake corrected before Fran sees it ;D

 ;) - are you sure?

Anyway - other than that one time which was simply too good an opportunity to miss, I am not normally the spelling n grammar police.   :P

(Anyway - they have got platforms on, they are probably the same height as me in bare feet..  :-\ )

Now, I'm no expert, but I dare bet that anyone who hasn't seen Kirk Douglas by, let's say 21:00 hours tonight, is never going to see it.

19:10.  I've been out and about!

Missed it...  ::)

 :o

hope this photo is okay Steve

can I have a drink from her?? ;)

Forget the drink. Can I dive inter her pool 8)

can I sit and watch? (http://tinyurl.com/yaydlz)

maybe some puppy dogs wouldn't go amiss :police:

Fish Net Catches Shark

Hi Bob well spotted. And a fine rack too ::)
 Hi Ferrari I must point out it is the CN tower as in Canadian National. Ask Robbo he's been up it ;D
 Fame at last :D
Phil

OK, it's not about cars, but check out Microsoft's Ms. Dewey! http://www.msdewey.com/

Why?

Because she's a knock out and it's pretty funny. At least, that's what I think. I'm in love with her actually.

a game for guys to play at work when bored,

http://www.vissor.com/interactive/assets/slut.swf

Not for the faint hearted :o
http://dump.geenstijl.nl/mediabase/5747/1b16055b/index.html

Some friday afternoon fun from those crazee Danes:

http://www.filecabi.net/video/stopboobs10.html

Not sure if this has been up before - but very funny.

www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/The_Camel_Toe_Song

I'm pretty sure that is Rodney Carrington, who is a very funny Texan. The Bob and Tom show hosts a lot of "risque" comedy. The song, in case you hadn't realised, is a very good parody of the Beach Boys Kokomo. smokie

...........which Smokie and I were listening to on his iPod on the way to Spa last year!!  ;D

check-out www.cameltoe.com, that should make you titter ;D

I thought it was about time this thread was reserected. But as I am saving for Sebring I will have to do it on the cheap ;D

Phoar Bob!  How do you find them? 

I bet you'd just love to see this beauty unclothed.  ;D

Dx

Right this was back on Page 10! Probably the furthest back it has ever been! But looking at what was being posted no wonder!!!

Back to how it should be:-

(http://static1.freenet.de/feed/ams_fotoshows/picture/963ba5f3ed3323243df1aa720d026b4c.jpg)

(http://slmt.org.uk/gallery3/Miami_hr_099.jpg)

and no JPC in sight!!!

Well ressurected Rick  ;D

(http://Sorry :( Image no longer there)

.

(http://Sorry :( Image no longer there)

Is that a T, T, T, Titfer? Because it definately aint a strapless shoulder boulder holder.

Nice way to while away the odd twelve hours or so.

Bit modern for me but nice girl

(http://wallpapers.wallpapercar.com/cars-girls/9989-car-and-girl.jpg)

m....mmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm
nice paint job

>Martini...

The colours may look good draped along the bonnet of a classic GT6.

But for some reason, 'Brillo Pads' comes to mind.

Oh Well, just along the bonnet then.

Jerry

Here you are Perdu!

Jordan on a Jordan

(http://www.welcometoarmenia.com/images/RealEstate/Cars%20&%20Girls/girls_cars_04.jpeg)

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9585/f1girl6wd2.jpg)

(http://www.hotrodkush.com/photo/pics/girlsandcars/266.jpg)

cheeky

Bump. Something to brighten up the dark evenings.

Aint looking through 35 pages to see if this has been posted before but if it has I'm sure you'll forgive me.

The best pair of Levi's I've ever seen!!


(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w6/millsy_2007/Jeans.jpg)

Can't disagree - but there is supposed to be a motors link somewhere..  :police:

(http://www.beetlelink.co.uk/images/sales/jeans_beetle1.jpg)

Ther's your link. Now leave me alone to look at the original image


Edited to make the link work. Very good :) smokie

The very latest in windscreen wiper technology.

Last time I saw a picture like that posted here it was with the comment 'Crack in the window' ;D

Makes me worry about the latest windscreen washer technology though....

Wonderfull,
Bonnet mascot, whindscreen washer/wiper and mounting for caravan towing mirrors all in one.
And in an emergency it would it also be possible to have a front mounted bike rack.

At least the water will be warm ;D

I cannot understand how she can blow so much smoke out of her arse...

>Martini...

I thought you meant this...

boobies make me smile  :angel:

I thought it was a bit strange when you failed to turn up for the NW meet. It's now explained anyone who likes LARGE SEA BIRDS WITH BLUE FEET.(have not got a pic)Well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

that makes no sence to me at all :laugh:

(http://www.amazingjourneys.net/2008%20Galapagos/blue-footed-boobie-galapagos-big.jpg)(http://www.amazingjourneys.net/2008%20Galapagos/blue-footed-boobie-galapagos-big.jpg)

A pair of boobies for Kev  ;D

lol im laughing my head off now

AWOOGA AWOOGA THREAD DRIFT THREAD DRIFT AWOOGA AWOOGA  ;D :police:

Thread drift - I should say so.

What's John Fashanu got to do with Girls, Girls, Girls?

And another thing, those boobie pictures don't have cars on them. Read the rules guys  ::)

Sorry Guys. Tits, arse and cars only in the future. ;)

(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc170/ajwCA/350z.jpg)

Sorry :-[

Fittingly, this thread was on page three when I (re) discovered it.

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o155/nickliv1205/vette.jpg)

And why has she used a massive spanner to remove the hubcaps?

Nick

What spanner?

Took me 5 min’s of hard staring to see the car!  ;D

Time for some old school monochrome stuff

Where is the Desoto gearstick in the last pic? :o

I just love this model, you guys can probably imagine yourself a car somewhere in the picture, så it qualifies for the Threads original demand... :P

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a269/MikeTGO/avatar1.jpg)

Steve did you say old??? Here's old...

(http://blog.mlive.com/annarbornews/2007/08/large_HERITAGE.jpg)

Thanks Geoff.

Old SCHOOL not old AGED PENSIONER  ::)

Steve, what did she do with the gear stick?

(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa64/jjkt15/gearshift.jpg)

Keep up at the back there, Lefty - see the post 5 above yours  :-\

Del

Nice Truck... would look at home in my fleet!

True!

and ...

CHEEKY girl  ;)

I thought some reference (however subtle) to cars was required?

Nice pics anyway ;D

Its not cars.... but

Hate to see her get out :-[

Peter,  the pot might be big enough and there is a crane hire company just down the road towards Expo, next to the Bike shop.

My big pots are from the 50's and I dread to imagine what has been through them and eaten by unfortunate military folk. However, I would rather not try and stuff that in there... Dennis Neilson is released soon... he may be able to offer advice ;)

 Sorry no car but good....

    1st look and see the shark under the water.
    Keep your cursor out of the picture until you see the shark.

    Then move your mouse cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you might get wet (it's like it's 3D). 

                  CLICK  ON:  http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html

Here'¨s a couple I found at the danish Land Rover Club forum.

Shape of things to cum

something to take your mind off the clock  >:D

http://www.randyhanshaw.com/Humor/HTML/Flashers.htm

Another taste of things to cum

Embassy Racing and Charouz Racing promotion girls - taken at the LMS 1000km of Spa

(http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7523/sunembassygirls01qe0.th.jpg) (http://img518.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sunembassygirls01qe0.jpg)
(http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/753/sunembassygirls03pl1.th.jpg) (http://img518.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sunembassygirls03pl1.jpg)
(http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/3185/suncharouzgirls01eu0.th.jpg) (http://img518.imageshack.us/my.php?image=suncharouzgirls01eu0.jpg)

Been looking at these girls too long

Oh well, something to while away the hours.

Some BP ultimate girls from 2006 - the lady on the left was crossing her arms to prevent further embarrassment from the thin- and clingy-ness of her attire, without realising she'd (cough) let slip a little lower down...

thats a camels toe and a half  ::)

Knees bend arms stretch raa raaa raaa

Friday morning in the pit lane

Believe it or not, I only got my camera out once the whole weekend.

Luckily, these lovely ladies happened to be in front of me at that very moment, so I felt obliged to take a pic or two  :-X

Yet more lovely Camel Toe footage ;D
Any more?

one more...

nice!  :-*

Looks more like moose knuckle to me.

Fine term for such a beautiful sight ;)

Spaniels Ears :o

O2 be where he's standing!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM beavage  ;D

And some more lippage ;D

And one for the Ladies!!

NO!!

REX!! THAT'S JUST WRONG!!

GO TEAM ZARSE GO  !!![/color]

and yet so very right  ;)

Now now..... :-*

I vaguely remember thinking, "i dont have my t-shirt on, maybe I should pretend not to be with this lot" but alas the beer must have taken over....

I blame the owners of the Guiness Bar....

And rex for having his sodding camera to hand....

Weak. So very weak.

Perhaps you should review his Team Zarse membership.

Dx

Funny thing is, that when looking at the picture above, I can hear you screaming "MORE MORE MORE" in my ear....unless I'm mixing my memories up again....

More?

More beer? probably...
More lunacy? more than likely!
More of your bolx showing through your shorts? No, God help me PLEASE NO!

Can somebody please explain to me why Andy appears to have no genetalia?

Dx

Brad,

On an earlier post, I said that you must of passed a Team Zarse initiation test (not too sure about the Melans bit still). Was the TZ inition test about memory loss, bodily misfunction etc?

Please, please illucidate as I am now so intregued as to how at such a tender age etc, etc...................................

That leave the field open a bit, don't it!

OK, he could be a Hermaphrodite, so is able to screw himself. or

He could be a eunoch (much like myself) because he works his b*ll**ks of to make a living.

Tender age?? How young do you think I am for god's sake?!?

The initiation test was long, ardous, and hugely challenging....many have tried and failed, but preparation won't get you through it, you have to be made of stern stuff, and be able to carry on all night from the initiation, all the way through to the end of the weekend.....

To join the Melans you just have to have tits....
(take a look at the photos...)

Brad,

At my age, it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.

But remember one thing....................

Growing old is compulsary, growing up is optional.

If you joined the Melans, what size mantits you got?

From my recollection of the TZ initiation, they're a little more than a mouthful.

and too much more than a mouthful is just a waste..... >:D

You have learned well child!

If they are that good, how about wearing a Mankini.

Back on thread.

Leftie, your observational skills have let you down! No two Zarse are the same - the Mankini shall remain c/o the Gimp.

Whats this about Schravapov only wearing shorts this year?????????????????????

Just one Kournetoe.....

Toey... an Australian phrase for a car with grunt.... or a lady with a lovely set of landing gear. :-*

In this case LPP, the landing gear is unstable and needs extensive maintenance.

and more..

What we need now is a fully trained cameltoe engineer... Brad?!?!?!?

Oh the delights of the female form. Hours of fun on such specialist websites! 8)

Is that to capture the image or produce it on the lady (Or himself)?
Lady PP can crack a good one but I dont want him anywhere near the differential.... dirty young man!

well i spent the weekend drinking with them, I might as well become an inspector of them as well.... ;D

Steve,

He needs guidelines on scoring/marking them.

Perhaps, even sampling them would score a 10/10

I have a box of disposable gloves (Non Powered) you can use..... Have you had all your jabs? >:D

To become an Engineer, you need to undergo extensive examinations.

Believe me, I'm an Engineer and part time Gynacologist.

We find it's best to start with making your own (see photo evidence) then and only then can you begin to judge the skill/scent/taste that goes into these fine creations. Chris tells me Brad still needs to work on his taste element, but apart from that he's pretty much there.

one more...

We find it's best to start with making your own (see photo evidence) then and only then can you begin to judge the skill/scent/taste that goes into these fine creations. Chris tells me Brad still needs to work on his taste element, but apart from that he's pretty much there.
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Kev was saying he has some pics of his bird catching a frisbee while led down in her bikini and not using her hands.... cant think what he was on about :-X

Slightly off topic but there were 4 elderly Chaps on the ferry who had stickered up their car with the following:
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<a href="http://s254.photobucket.com/albums/hh114/JulesGee/?action=view&current=IMAGE_030-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh114/JulesGee/IMAGE_030-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">[/url]
leftie as they were part of the Eastbourne Gynecological rapid response team maybe you know them ;D

I know I'm getting old and miswerable, but this thread is supposed to be racing, or at least car- related, not justa  succession of soft porn shots. I also recall we once tried to discourage chit chat in this kind of thread.

Please??  :police: :police:

Getting back onto topic, if any of you chaps are stuck for a nice pressy for your O/H, it's always worth spending a few hours one-handedly brousing through the Wicked Weasel website, it's never time wasted...

http://wickedweasel.com/bikinis/

They even have a bikini competition

http://galleries.wickedweasel.com/contributors/


Edited, in view of Smokie's post above, to say that some of the competition shots feature cars and bikes. If you look for long enough you'll find a few...

Been looking hard for them cars but damn me if those girls don't always get in the way.

*sneaks off for another look*

Paul, see if you can find her a bikini to replace the one she's lost

Just a few
http://www.gtphotosport.com/lm2008/KPK_3835.html

http://www.gtphotosport.com/lm2008/index2.html

http://www.gtphotosport.com/lm2008/index3.html

Bloody marvellous

Look at the tits on this



















 >:D

So now I can say "Look at the tits on that this"

Are those GREAT tits or wot?

getting a bit blue round here lately

phew that's a healthier aspect

thanks

i think this is for all those oldies who cant text msg ect...

Where is that Stallions head?

>Martini...

Pic was not included go up a couple of messages

Is this after she dumped Ken?

Nice speed humps...

(http://denisemilani.com/promo/013_Denise_Milani_Hot_Car/car23.jpg)

(http://denisemilani.com/promo/013_Denise_Milani_Hot_Car/car20.jpg)

(http://denisemilani.com/promo/013_Denise_Milani_Hot_Car/car28.jpg)

(http://denisemilani.com/promo/013_Denise_Milani_Hot_Car/car31.jpg)

(http://denisemilani.com/promo/013_Denise_Milani_Hot_Car/car37.jpg)

SFW, but you need to have a boss who's game for a laugh!

http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=349ffa2b

I think it's the funniest one I've seen for ages.

Excellent, glad I wasn't at work though!

I was.

But they expect this type of stuff from me.
They just replaced my pc that ingested a virus/worm,we really do not know what it was.I can tell you this"it was fast,very fast".It KILLED my pc in seconds.
All because I wanted to "See Jessica Simpson NUDE".

Randy
Not a Zarse

Excellent ;D

office is in stitches after watching it

 ;D

RAF Marham was absolute hell this year. You would have hated it ;D

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2947431446_221130803f_b.jpg)

They're not WAAFs. Their legs are on the right way up.

No, but they are wearing uniform.....and just to prove that they are not just attracted to Gary's Frogeye....

(http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr76/markwilliamsmga/MarhamtrackdayOct2008025.jpg)

MG Mark

And just to calm things down a bit ...

(http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr76/markwilliamsmga/octel29.jpg)

MG Mark

Something about new type of airbag comes to mind  ::)

That's reminiscent of a pic Rusty posted from Mad Friday at Arnage - except there was nothing plastic about the old lady who decided to show her wares!! I remember moderating it out

Ug!

Just the memory is making my breakfast churn ;D

Wasnt anything rusty about her either

I thought you were made of sterner stuff Toby


 ;)

Why don't we have informational TV programs like this, better the the X factor.  ;D

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mTdcLeBv4Ws&feature=related

I believe you may be talking about a certain mature lady we met in LM square, her terrible display of public nudity even made Private Tray Boy scurry for cover :o

If its the incident I'm thinking of then a naughty orange Lambo was involved and I named the image.

I still have my pics in real photo format (APS days) and regret my drunken suggestion of "Get ur t*** out"... all went down hill from there.
Marvelous! ;D

what can i say

he's such a dog.

i am crying with laughter after watching that

very relaxing

http://vili.us/hypno.html (http://vili.us/hypno.html)

That worked

now I'm happy

merry Chrimbo

What a thread fellas, nice , well put together well constructed some nice body work on display some great curves and classic lines the cars arent bad either.

Now for this I'd watch out for all the speed signs. . ..

http://www.speedbandits.dk/

What about the humps?  ;D

seven months without a post?

why?

did summat happen?

(nice sale lineup, I'll have any two from the middle shelf)

perhaps!

Is that not the USA WI (women institute) ?

Thanks old man (how are you doing, by the way?)

I hate to have them too dusty

I hope they don't drip on the carpet though, anyone got a towel


(looks like a good choice too, dont know how you do it!) :D

Thank goodness the old CA is getting back to normal.

All we need now is a few Merde stories from Team Shitty Socks and we will have arrived.

<http://lemans2006.co.uk/socks.htm>


Stay cool.


BryanC

I hope you have these two washing facilities booked for the Black and Tan.

(http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4973/1980109.jpg)

Chelsea!
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#/photo.php?pid=9720540&id=518045149

I aint joining facenerds just to see a picture Rexyboy

is there another way

I presume this is a lydee...

:)

Hmm

a girl I know just lurves marmalade sandwiches

we just wouldn't be compatible

:(

never mind

:)

Trucking hell? More like trucking heaven

OK, I see the Ferrari, but...   ???

-Lee

This topic has some brilliant replies still

Holly thread resurrection Kev!

Very festive Jules :)

>Martini...LB

(http://iconsignmine.businesscatalyst.com/images/christmas-holly.jpg)

Don't forget to get shots for this thread while your away folks  :P