Title: e-mail to B&Q
Post by: Steve Pyro on February 10, 2005, 05:07:23 pm
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: Paddy_NL on February 10, 2005, 05:21:35 pm
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Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: Ballast on February 11, 2005, 09:05:00 am
RROTFLMTO!!!! ;D ;D ;D
I needed that this morning Steve. Good man! :)
I needed that this morning Steve. Good man! :)
Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: Abs on February 11, 2005, 09:18:16 am
Remind me Gazza, B&Q is that where you get your no nails from :-\
Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: Ballast on February 11, 2005, 09:33:49 am
The very same. And might I add at a very reasonable price! 8)
Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: SteveB on February 12, 2005, 08:31:05 am
I got thrown out of B&Q last weekend!
I was walking around the Garden section, when an assistant walks over and asks "Do you want Decking?"
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So I hit him first
I was walking around the Garden section, when an assistant walks over and asks "Do you want Decking?"
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So I hit him first
Title: Re:e-mail to B&Q
Post by: The Planman on February 15, 2005, 12:10:02 am
I got thrown out of B&Q last weekend!
I was walking around the Garden section, when an assistant walks over and asks "Do you want Decking?"
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So I hit him first
I was walking around the Garden section, when an assistant walks over and asks "Do you want Decking?"
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So I hit him first
Well none SteveB, tickled me, v funny, gigglin like a school girl, v good :) :) ;)
