Club Arnage

Is to marry Camiila, apparently. It poses a couple of questions:

Is it ok for the heir to the throne to marry an animal? Specifically a dog.

And does this mean Camilla's proper title will be King Charles' Spaniel?

Laugh? I nearly precipitated a constitutional crisis!

I presume Elisabeth will be Queen for another 25 years, so Charles might aswell skip the job and hand it straight over to William ;D

I thought more specifically a horse "!

  I'd of thought donkey was nearer the point  :D  but he's happy, she's obviously good in bed  ;D or something

She a Moose.

But then how do you better Diana ??

Being from a traditional family I'm sure that Charles has not entered into any sexual intercourse before his wending night, where he will find out that Parker-Bowles is actually a bloke and works as a bricklayer!  ;)

No a moose is a lot better looking

what's that simularity? ;D

(http://server2.uploadit.org/files/PaddyLM-alf.jpg)

No No that one is the Dutchess of York

okay, so how 'bout this one?

(http://server3.uploadit.org/files/PaddyLM-gremlins.jpg)

Christ. That looks like they have started breeding already. :o The midwife wouldn't know whether to slap it's arse or punch it's face

leave him alone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Like they say, a Nation divied..............

He's already starting to gather her wedding wardrobe!!

Thanks for coming to my defence so promptly Bob.
The picture incedently is very good though not actaully me. Thats Henry as fine an example of the species anywhere
Canada Phil

   After scanning this mornings newspapers it appears to me that one question concerning the happy couple remains unanswered, the question of where they will reside after the nuptuals. To my mind they have two options to consider.
 
Option 1
   Camilla could take up residense with Charles at Highgrove, a stately pile set in acres of rolling countryside in the heart of Gloustershire. Here she would enjoy the country pursuits and the equestrian way of life that she is noted for, taking advantage of the many bridleways in the local area. She would be waited on and pampered by the miriad of valets and staff employed by her loving husband. Dining would be a veritible culinary delight with all manner of meats and game raised and prepared in a model of free-range farming methods that the Duchy of Cornwall sets the world standard for. Accomponiments to this feast are grown in Highgroves own world famous organic vegatible gardens under direct supervision of the future king himself. If ever she desired a night out in London a quick drive down the M4 in any one of Charles many chauffeur driven cars at her disposal would be available before returning to the comfort and safetyof Highgrove.


Option 2


  He could move in with her under a bridge.

If only..........

Here's a picture of the happy couple at last week's Hampshire Hunt!

Is treason still a capital offence ?

This photo is great, I think it looks just like Camilla.

Dont they look a lovely couple...................

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Yes, very strange :-\

Oh dear, what it must be like to be perfect and live in a perfect world..........