Club Arnage

    Just like to wish all C A'ers a very Merry Christmas and a DRUNKEN New Year.


          Hope you all get your tickets for next years race.

                                      ;)

How Nice! ;D

I'd like to add my seasons greetings to this post as well.

Just remember to leave the motor at home if you are going to embark on the drunken part  :o

Festive greetings to the lot of you....  I plan to be the correct side of sh1tfaced for a few days....  keeping my hand in for June ;D

Just to echo Mr Invisible; you drink and then get in your car, you deserve to die.  Drink and get a taxi or walk...

Both from the same message - now there's festive!

That caught my eye too Matt...

But let's stay seasonal - Merry Christmas one and all...

Merry Christmas from here too... and a happy new year.  :)

And a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all from here too....

Looking out of the office there's a few cm. of snow on the ground making the area look a bit more festive today. Shame we're still at work  :(

Felice Navidad!

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I think I posted something on these lines last year and my attitude has since hardened. I absolutely hate Christmas and always have. Except when I was a kid obviously. And here's why I find the whole thing so unpalatable, in no particular order:

Goodwill to all men my arse; drunken people vomitting and vandalising the council xmas tree; mindless violence means the streets are littered with the detritus of excess; cubes of broken bus stop glass litter the pavements; living for a week on a diet consisting on reheated dried out turkey, putrid sausage rolls, gone-off gravy, stale bread and burnt sprouts; getting a belt off the dodgy fairy lights; the smell of pissy old people; the sickening waste of food when so many people in the world go without; false joviality; cards from people you wished would just sod off and stay sodded off; next door's spoiled brats arguing and hitting each other; you can't get to the bar in the local pub cos it's clogged up with idiots you never see in there the other 360 days of the year, f**k them; the golf club's shut; the mindboggling expense of the whole sorry episode; the naked commercialism of the retailers and the consumers walking blindly into their nasty little shops to buy stuff made by child labour in the third world; waking up on Xmas day with the great new taste of stomach acid in the throat and feeling as bloated as a dead cow, getting so monstrously drunk at the cheapskate office party you end up shagging fat ugly Dierdrie from IT dept; and that little lot's just for starters.

To those that actually enjoy it, then I suppose I ought to say happy christmas. But I'm not going to. Suffice to say, stuff christmas and

 
Below piccy was kindly sent to me last year by Steve Brown; I treasure it.

Compliments of the season

Ebeneezer Zarse

Makes perfect sense to me! I'm converting to Shylockism.

Merry Christmas to one and all!!!

Hope that Santa brings me a drive at LM!!

Oh and what about them bastards who cover their houses in Xmas lights, wasting electric and turning a religious festival into a competition.  >:( >:(

Humbug  :(

Oh well - and he's called me a cynical bastard.
Christmas is a magical time. Whether you're a God botherer, piss-artist, vendor of festive crap or just an ol' romantic softee (like Zarse really is).
I am one of eight children in my family (good catholic parents, see). My father swears to me that he has no idea how he managed to provide a happy, joyful and comfortable Christmas for us all, on the salary that he earned. He put it down to magic. My mother, on the other hand, put it down to her shrewd management of the family budget - but I prefer my dad's version. As a kid (with 7 brothers and sisters) Christmas was an utterly fantastic time. As I've got older and have my own off-spring, the magic has been perpetuated by my own child.
I think my ONLY regret in not being in England anymore is that Christmas in Florida is w**k, compared to the festive season at home. I miss the cold, foggy Yorkshire weather, at this time of year - cosy pubs and general goodwill. I'd rather be in England at Christmas - no question.
And on that happy note - all the very best to everyone on this forum. I hope Santa brings you everything you wished for - and a little more.
Andy, chill out and get some eggnog down you.  

LEIGH PARK SPECIAL  :D :D

Two dole scrounging people ( who didnt want to work over christmas, so are getting it on the social ) pay, £25 per week EXTRA for their pissy lights on their new free house.

Oh, sorry

Merry Christmas and may you all enjoy yourselves. Some have to work nights.
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You mean like this?  Just froze my knackers off nipping outside to take this.  It's like Peal Harbor out there.

We also have a car, wife and nob comparison contest too in my neighborhood!

Just found out The Holy Father is going to monk on Indy this Christmas - 7-15 inches of snow projected this week!

Merry Xmas all.

Dave,

You must live in an area where the neighbo(u)rs have a degree of good taste. I was referring to the sort of thing below. And if I see one more inflatable illuminated Homer Simpson dressed as Santa on top of someone's roof, then the 12 bore's coming out!

Humbug!

PS A Knob Comparision? In that temperature? Brave boys!

I'm of to the Alps tomorrow for 10 days so all you CAers have a great crimbo and try not to stay too sober on new years eve

Hope you all have a Happy Xmas. I'm into alco mode now due to the fact I'm off for 13 days. Yippee. Then I'm away to remove a few decorations from a few shopping centres to earn this years trip money. Getting to that 6 months away point.

To all the great people that we have got to know over the years, to many to mention, have a great Christmas annd a very Haooy New Year.
Brian and the rest of the crew.
u all take care now, we want you in one piece come June!

To ALL my friends here at Club Arnage,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Canada Phil

Seasons Greetings to all CA`ers worldwide. Look forward to catching up with some old acquaintances and meeting some new ones in 2005. A healthy and prosperous New Year to all. See you at Sebring the LeMans, what a year!

All the best.

One of the good things about Christmas to me is that is means less than 6 months to go...........

To all CA'ers around the world (even the grumpy ones)
Have a Happy Christmas and hiccy burpy New Year.  ;D

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year too one and all.

Rupert

Says Zarse spluttering through clenched teeth

Here's wishing a mildly pleasant Christmas and a slightly above average New Year to most people.

Except to that ForzaXboxer4life git.

Andy,
Ha Ha, I knew you would crumble  ;)


Season greetings to one and all.  Good health and wealth.  See you all again in 2005.
Steve

(I'm off to join the hand to hand combat in Tescos now)

Maybe this Xmas greeting would suit most.......

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great (not to imply that Britian is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...

 ;D ;D  Nice one Pretzel!

Many seasons greetings to all

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Happy xmas (again), thought you might like this. Mind you watch it to the end!

Merry Christmas One and All.

I look forward to sharing a few drinks with you all in June (or March for those going to Sebring)  ;D

JP there's no way you can stay 'dry' until Sebring surely we can catch up for a beer before then!!

Best Wishes to all.

Oh go on then!!!!  Thought you were going to collect me off my sick bed for a trip to the Pub actually????

Still time, I suppose we could hijack this thread (seen as all others end up that way), I'll give you a shout tomorrow are you about?

No, I'm running a marathon!!!  ::)

Of course I'm about!!!!!  ;D

An early lunchtime drink would fit nicely!!!! Pick Fat Lad up on the way, then me,  and we can be at the Pompey Arms for 12.00??? I'll see if Delia or Pitbull are around as well!!

Happy Christmas from Barry, Jo, Alex and James at Rugrat Racing

Merry Christmas to all!!

I'm surprised people have been active on here over Christmas

Hear's wishing you all a wonderful 2005!!  :D