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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: jpchenet on December 03, 2004, 01:16:22 am



Title: Cover Your Keyboard
Post by: jpchenet on December 03, 2004, 01:16:22 am
Fresh from SniffPetrol!!!!!

This years top selling Christmas Toy!!



Why not scare the sh*t out of your kids with Bernie The Robot, a terrifying toy based on F1 supremo Bernard Ecclestone and, at 9" high, exactly the same size too! Bernie The Robot comes with several exciting features including money grabbing hands, anti-Silverstone missiles and refillable evil.


Title: Re:Cover Your Keyboard
Post by: Barry on December 03, 2004, 02:40:14 pm
If it's offical Bernie merchandise it will cost 50p to make, but to you sir £999.99 ;D ;D


Title: Re:Cover Your Keyboard
Post by: Fax on December 03, 2004, 03:24:12 pm
Also known as the Spawn of Satan robot.  Guaranteed to turn your
your favorite sport into a steaming pile of sh*t all the name of greed!
John


Title: Re:Cover Your Keyboard
Post by: pretzel on December 03, 2004, 03:52:48 pm
Maybe there's hope for all us Bernie haters Fax.

The banks that inherited the holdings of the now bankrupt Kirsch group are moving to take more control of the F1 'product', so there may be less of the Bernie influence in the future. Well.... we live in hope.


Title: Re:Cover Your Keyboard
Post by: Black Widow on December 03, 2004, 04:14:38 pm
Also comes with a no overtaking guarantee ;)


Title: Re:Cover Your Keyboard
Post by: gibberish on December 06, 2004, 09:49:09 pm
Also comes with a no overtaking guarantee ;)


Ah yes, the curse of F1.  ::)