Club Arnage

Hey JP, Is there no shame? The things people do to get themselves known!!

http://www.thisishampshire.net/hampshire/basingstoke/news/BASINGSTOKE_NEWS_NEWS0.html

Good piccy of JP in menacing mode, but where's Johnny? :)

"The car park and playing fields have become a haven for underage drinking, suspected drug dealing and drivers doing handbrake turns and using it as a race track."

Such as Maison Blanche everey june  ;) :D :P

Arrest that man!

Oops, maybe not, he's the good guy... :)

He'll be complaining about them sitting in the field watching porn next...  :P

The car park and playing fields have become a haven for underage drinking, suspected drug dealing and drivers doing handbrake turns and using it as a race track.

Nothing wrong with a bit of youthfull exuberance, we were all young once. Trouble I havn't grown out of it yet.

LM's different Smokie. It's abroad, so it doesn't count.  ;)Although what the article complains about and what happens on a field in France does seem to have some remarkable parallels...

Who amongst us could put their hand on their heart and swear to the Almighty that they had never ever:

1. Driven flatout in a red Mini Cooper (registration SUY 609F) down the tenth at Moorhall Golf Club, getting airborn over the top of a bunker?

Or
 
2. Managed to break through the security boundary of Sutton Park outside Birmingham for a bit of night time gravel stage action in an Alfasud, flying sideways on the dirt roads they used to use for the RAC rally. Followed by a few cans of Banks's and a bit of slap and tickle on the back seat with that night's lucky lass up at Barr Beacon?

Anyway, let him without sin cast the first stone.

No, that's just you Andy  ;)

You need these JP, not CCTV!

(http://www.rhosneigr.org.uk/History/GoonTower.jpg)

and we thourght we were 'ard just nicking the golf balls then thrwoing them at the wimpey houses that back on to it

"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for
authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place
of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their
households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They
contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties
at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers."

Anyone care to suggest who said this?

JP?

I aksed for gun turrets but they wouldn't let me.

And I know there's an amazing similarity between the report and Le Mans in June but we're not trying to run a youth club in Le Mans or aerobics classes. (Hmmmmmmmmm, there's a thought!)  8)

"In a report to the crime prevention panel, beat officer WPc Jo Hill said that police were called at least once a month to the centre, as a result of the ongoing problem."

Jesus christ, we go to our problem areas every day !!!!

And to get £3k to  a project is amazing. It took 18 months to get £6k of bikes to reduce crime here.

But hey we find it easier to hit the little darlings first.

I've seen exercises which come pretty close to this.

Before I forget, the quote was attributed to SOCRATES by Plato!

What, he of TV and touring car fame ? Bright bloke.

Do they both play for Chelski???

I thought Socrates was the guy on Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure?

It was on the telly the other night as well!! Bill and Ted's excellent adventure that i!!!!

If this thread started with a newspaper article of Mark in the paper - it has now changed.....the story is now about a man who got stung in the throat and died......

The "some people will do anything to be noticed" line now seems a little insensitive - but dammed funny  ;D