Title: Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: Ruptured Duck Motorsport on October 03, 2004, 12:09:02 am
One to tide you over.....
"A member of Jaguar Racing F1 Team recently won a blow up Donkey (from Shrek) off the back of a drinks carton. He took it to Spa where Donkey made some sneaky appearances, but the JR management were not happy about this unprofessionalism, and banned him. However, since the sale of Jaguar F1 has been confirmed, the folks there are less concerned about this management threat, and Donkeys been hanging around..."
DONKEY DOES F1 (http://www.donkeydoesf1.co.uk/)
"A member of Jaguar Racing F1 Team recently won a blow up Donkey (from Shrek) off the back of a drinks carton. He took it to Spa where Donkey made some sneaky appearances, but the JR management were not happy about this unprofessionalism, and banned him. However, since the sale of Jaguar F1 has been confirmed, the folks there are less concerned about this management threat, and Donkeys been hanging around..."
DONKEY DOES F1 (http://www.donkeydoesf1.co.uk/)
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: Mr. Rick on October 04, 2004, 01:06:35 pm
Feckin marvellous old fruit!! Mrs. R thinks I do little enuff in the office all day without me guffawing out loud! Hey-ho, sausage rationing again......
;D
;D
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: Robbo SPS on October 04, 2004, 01:12:40 pm
Thats fantastic.
Bit of life in F1. Good Lads
Bit of life in F1. Good Lads
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: chrisbeatty on October 04, 2004, 03:50:32 pm
Blimmin brilliant, I needed cheering up this afternoon (what with it being Monday)
It just shows what a good bunch of lads they are, shame on Ford for behaving like they have in the last 3 years+
I'm sure they'll be at LM if they don't get a buyer, no need to go all the way to Canada to watch another procession!!
It just shows what a good bunch of lads they are, shame on Ford for behaving like they have in the last 3 years+
I'm sure they'll be at LM if they don't get a buyer, no need to go all the way to Canada to watch another procession!!
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: Ruptured Duck Motorsport on October 05, 2004, 12:03:24 am
Wonder how long 'til the ones with a sense of humour by-pass try and shut it down.
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: Chef on October 05, 2004, 11:31:07 am
Shame donkey's not in a team next year, could add some entertainment to the rather dull proceedings!
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: Ruptured Duck Motorsport on October 05, 2004, 12:41:34 pm
Shame donkey's not in a team next year
I thought Ralf had signed for Toyota ;D
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: BigH on October 05, 2004, 12:50:38 pm
Donkeys?
Aaww, they're lovely....
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/painintheass.html
H
Aaww, they're lovely....
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/painintheass.html
H
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: Robbo SPS on October 05, 2004, 01:20:22 pm
H-
Raped by a randy donkey. I dont think Shrek would be too happy.
Raped by a randy donkey. I dont think Shrek would be too happy.
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: Andy Zarse on October 05, 2004, 01:35:36 pm
What a dimwitted pillock. :( What on earth did he think he was doing taking a sh it in the donkey's field in full view of a road? A filthy practice if you ask me, he deserved his terrible fate.
Any self respecting Englishman would surely have swiftly buckled up his trousers and rolled up his sleeves before punching the oversexed ass squarely between the eyes, in a Blazing Saddles stylee. Or maybe the answer would have been to deliver a mighty kick to it's hilariously proportioned cock. Whatever, he would then have been able to continue his ablutions undisturbed.
Any self respecting Englishman would surely have swiftly buckled up his trousers and rolled up his sleeves before punching the oversexed ass squarely between the eyes, in a Blazing Saddles stylee. Or maybe the answer would have been to deliver a mighty kick to it's hilariously proportioned cock. Whatever, he would then have been able to continue his ablutions undisturbed.
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: Steve Pyro on October 05, 2004, 04:21:52 pm
The guy couldn't have been that desparate for a dump as the obvious doesn't seem to have happened.
There doesn't appear to be any real urgency to hoist his strides up either.
Never the less, very amusing.
There doesn't appear to be any real urgency to hoist his strides up either.
Never the less, very amusing.
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: gibberish on October 08, 2004, 10:12:13 am
H-
Raped by a randy donkey. I dont think Shrek would be too happy.
Raped by a randy donkey. I dont think Shrek would be too happy.
No Robbo, I am not at all happy. This misuse of Donkeys must stop. ::)
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: Ruptured Duck Motorsport on October 08, 2004, 06:35:49 pm
Looks like Donkey made it to Japan ;D
(http://www.donkeydoesf1.co.uk/Japan/P1000224.jpg)
(http://www.donkeydoesf1.co.uk/Japan/P1000224.jpg)
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: jpchenet on October 09, 2004, 11:30:11 pm
Looks like Donkey made it to Japan ;D
What makes you say that??? ;D
(http://www.donkeydoesf1.co.uk/Japan/P1000205.jpg)
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: ian murat on October 10, 2004, 03:58:35 pm
and two ass-holes got on the podium
Title: Re:Dreamracers Bookmarks
Post by: Steve Pyro on October 11, 2004, 01:48:00 pm
Looks like Donkey made it to Japan ;D
What makes you say that??? ;D
Interesting Teeth simularity :o
