Club Arnage

Hi Folks

Now that we're almost at the end of the summer racing season, we're having to seek out alternative entertainment to warm the cockles through this difficult period. In a few weeks time, a couple of members of Team Zarse have the opportunity to take part in a 'public relations exercise' of sorts. Does anyone have any suitable items of clothing which could be lent out for such a noble cause? Any suggestions will also be gratefully received...

Steve

Public relations exercise??  ??? Pubic relations more like, if you've got anything to do with it!  :o

We've been invited to a Pimps and Ho's party (ticket only) at a local bar so I guess it ranks as "alternative entertainment". . So yes, two pimp suits needed. Not sure what today's Pimp-about-town wears. Also I don't see why we need to be gender specific in this day and age. Surely there must be female pimps about in this enlightened age and I'm pretty sure Steve would be willing to dress up as one.

Or he could dress up as a male Ho!!

Hang on....what do I mean dress up as one!!  ;D

want to borrow some uniform ?

or a big long stick ?

Thanks for that 'mate'. Maybe you're on to something though - if I started charging...
btw, has you're rash cleared up? :P

Robbo, the uniform offer made me chuckle (I'm sure I can find some use for a WPC outfit) and if your big long stick has a gold clenched fist on the end, I'll take it!

This is the look I'll be going for.

And this is the look that Steve will probably be going for.

 ;D

I'll tell you what has cleared though, all the weeds on my driveway have gone.

Must have been that spraying they had on Saturday night!!!  ::)

You should have seen the smoke coming off it at the time! :o Highly toxic by the smell of it too, he must have had something terrible to drink. Ventnor Wight Spirit probably...
 ;D

TEAM ZARSE


You really are a pair of truly sick (but otherwise enlightened ;))  people.  What in blue blazes could possibly be attractive about dressing up as Antonio Farragas, or going in a gimp mask.

I ask you Andy, what sort of reputation are trying to foster?  I also think that accusing Steve of being a crossdresser is wholy unfair (I think  :-\ )

Please enlighten me as to the name of local bar, and the date in question, so that I can be sure to give it a wide berth................or come and take photos  ;D

1. It's Snoop Dog in the latest Starski film and not Antonio Fargas. BTW, did you know Fargas now lives in Crystal Palace and is often to be seen supporting the Eagles at Selhurst Park.

2. Bar Vin in Horsham is the venue, which is actually rather swish. Can't remember the date but you wouldn't want to go, not really your scene, more for the youngsters really.

3. Have you been to Pillow Talk yet on your "research expedition"?

BTW, when's the 50th birthday, any celebrations planned?

OK Andy, that puts me firmly in the ancient decrepid category. Thanks  ::)

Didn't know about Farags living in blighty (and frankly coudn't give a t***) but not having seen the remake of sticky and crutch please can I be forgiven for not recognising Snoopy?  He does seem to have changed somewhat from the peanuts cartoons I used to love.

OK bar vin in Horsham is OUT.  I'll go to the local derby & joan instead.

Bought a suspender belt (for a young lady of my aquaintance) in Pillow Talk before they went all serious and blanked out the windows.  Some pretty strange stuff in there even then.  heaven knows what its like now  :o

50th is actually on the 28th, but big 'black tie' do at local hotel on Saturday 25th.  Pink Champagne reception, Casino tables, Scalexctric etc. etc.

Fancy meeting for a drink at the club on Sunday?  Might even have pictures by then!!

Congrats mate. Was only teasing about the age old boy!  :-* You wanna come to a Ho's party, it's a free world!

I'm co-incidentally going to a 50th do on saturday too! Friend is having a big garden party in Slaugham, marquee etc and a heavy metal band, barrels of beer already set up apparently! No Ho's going so far as I know. Will you be laying them on for the guests at your do?

Have to let you know later about sunday at the club, will if I can, but have some family type chores to endure first.

Think I'll pop into Pillow Talk to see what's on offer and buy you a suitable birthday present. How are you for butt plugs? Get the Vaseline ready!  :o

Andrew, you really are most considerate.  I am quite well supplied for butt plugs just now, and I can't honestly think of any other acoutrements that I need.

I wont be supplying Ho's for my guests, but there will be a barrell of Harveys for the connoisseurs.

Appreciate your family commitments, hope they are not too onerous.

Right, there are a couple of things which need putting straight (quite literally) here.

Firstly, the only time I cross dress, is when I wake up late for work. Only it's more like furious dressing.

Secondly, Huggy Bear is not a pimp. Even tho he dresses like one. Bit like JPChenet I guess...

and lastly, I'd really like to know what Andy Zarse's seemingly unhealthy obsession with gimp masks is all about, and why he thinks I'd ever put one on (let alone go out to a party with it).


How was the bash, Gib? Went to a 50th myself on Saturday, where there was also a vat of Harveys. Andy and I were given the task of finishing it off - although, I was told it would reduce wastage, but I still felt pretty wasted afterwards... ::)

At £45 it's maybe a bit expensive for a one off but you'd look good in it at the 'poo bar too!!!!   ;D

http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/male/fd-pimp-costume-disco-daddy.htm

What's unhealthy about a gimp mask I'd like to know (unless you shut the airpipe off, in which case one might die)? I'm not obsessed, merely curious to understand why people wear them.

However, what was definitely unhealthy was the state of you when you emerged from the spare room on sunday morning. And you appeared slightly restless during the night.

Shame it's a pimp outfit you're looking for. Otherwise you could have had a real cowboy outfit - Jaguar.

Hey good idea KPY. I'm sure I've still got a purple Silk Cut TWR Jaguar jacket and baseball cap somewhere. To my mind there was a whiff of wideboy pimpishness about the sponsorship and branding in those days.

Yup, and Big Tom turned out to be something of a fake despite the wins at LM. Don't trust rugby-playing Scotsmen who say "trust me ", any more than south London car salesmen who say the same thing and piss off with the rights to F1 in perpituity for nowt.
So purple and white silk could make a pimp outfit.

 ;D ;D ;D
Pimp names now sorted:

http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp (http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp)

I came out as Papa S. Large, while Andy's is (disturbingly) Vicious D. A. Dazzle!

Sheik B Flex for me 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

GOLDEN BROWN WUNDER G. beat that

Think I might have: Tricktickler A. Shizzle

It's great, if only I know what it meant....

Ahem!

Fine Ass Every Beautiful

'nuff said!!!   ;D

JP Chenet came out as

Silicon Slick J. Kicks

Gibberish comes out as Stealth Maestro Kicks.   ???

Oh dear, I'm Macktastic Hgb Luthor.

Steve.

The bash was brilliant with everyone making a superb effort to turn out nicely.  Great fun on the 8 lane Scalextric with special Le mans challange for the race goers in attendance.

Champagne breakfast the following morning, followed by more beer in the social club at lunchtime.  It really all got rather fuzzy in the end.

Sounds like your do was fairly awesome.

In his absense, I took the liberty of entering the name "Big H" and out popped:

Mr. White Chocolate B. Gates

Hnn?  ???

robbo sps =  Mr. White Chocolate R. Sweetness

my name =Golden Brown robertson Dazzle

I sense a bit of a theme here.....

My name = Tricktickler P. Dazzle

Pretzel = Reverend Doctor P. Squeeze. This one sounds like someone you might be seeing in a clap clinic.

My name: Devious Honey Wakefield Glide

Chris Liverpool Boys: D. Magical Liverpool Boys Smooth

Pretty good

I'll stick with mine :

Diamondtrim S. Sweetness


(bitchin)!