Title: Olympic Commentary
Post by: Steve Pyro on September 07, 2004, 03:28:55 pm
Here are the top 9 comments made by the NBC sports team during the Olympics:
1. Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing"
2. Dressage Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother"
3. Paul Hamn, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious"
5. Softball Announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
6. Basketball Analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces"
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC President is hugging the cox of the British crew"
8. Soccer Commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field"
9. Tennis Commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
1. Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing"
2. Dressage Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother"
3. Paul Hamn, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious"
5. Softball Announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
6. Basketball Analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces"
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC President is hugging the cox of the British crew"
8. Soccer Commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field"
9. Tennis Commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: Fax on September 07, 2004, 04:03:49 pm
Some good ones in there. I'd give NBC about a D for their coverage. There was alot of it, but Jesus you can only watch so much synchronized diving...
The day of the mens cycling TT they carried three hours of mens gymnastics and about five minutes of the TT. I was honked off to say the least. The only redeeming value of NBC's coverage was Melissa Stark. This little hottie was the sideline babe for Monday Night Football before getting knocked up a couple of years ago.
NBC wisely snapped her up and she looks better than ever. However you guys have the Goddess...Suzi Perry!
John
The day of the mens cycling TT they carried three hours of mens gymnastics and about five minutes of the TT. I was honked off to say the least. The only redeeming value of NBC's coverage was Melissa Stark. This little hottie was the sideline babe for Monday Night Football before getting knocked up a couple of years ago.
NBC wisely snapped her up and she looks better than ever. However you guys have the Goddess...Suzi Perry!
John
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: Steve Pyro on September 07, 2004, 04:22:53 pm
However you guys have the Goddess...Suzi Perry!
Arh yes :P
(http://www.suziperry.com/gallery/image/34.jpg)
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: Fax on September 07, 2004, 07:08:33 pm
Yeah Baby! That's more like it!
Nothing like a leather clad stunner...
Nothing like a leather clad stunner...
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: Matt Harper on September 07, 2004, 10:33:29 pm
Couldn't agree more - she's so cute, I don't know what.
Chalk and cheese compared to that horse, Vicki Butler Henderson, that some of you lot were drooling over - have a word with yourselves - you know who you are!
Chalk and cheese compared to that horse, Vicki Butler Henderson, that some of you lot were drooling over - have a word with yourselves - you know who you are!
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: Robbo SPS on September 08, 2004, 02:18:01 pm
Couldn't agree more - she's so cute, I don't know what.
Chalk and cheese compared to that horse, Vicki Butler Henderson, that some of you lot were drooling over - have a word with yourselves - you know who you are!
Chalk and cheese compared to that horse, Vicki Butler Henderson, that some of you lot were drooling over - have a word with yourselves - you know who you are!
Yep, thats me, and i'm drooling again.
Suzi is the biker babe for us.
Oh and the BBC's coverage was really good. Shame they stopped letting that ex swimmer going bra less ?
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: Steve Pyro on September 08, 2004, 03:01:27 pm
Oh and the BBC's coverage was really good. Shame they stopped letting that ex swimmer going bra less ?
Hmmm, Sharron Davis
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Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: jpchenet on September 08, 2004, 07:17:18 pm
And that's through TWO vest tops!! :o
Time for some web trawling I think ;D
Time for some web trawling I think ;D
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: Steve Pyro on September 08, 2004, 07:29:03 pm
And that's through TWO vest tops!! :o
There must have been a chill wind around the pool :o
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: jpchenet on September 08, 2004, 07:39:37 pm
Here's a start!! ;D
(http://members.fortunecity.com/noops203/tn_sharron_davies0029_jpg.jpg)
(http://members.fortunecity.com/noops203/tn_sharron_davies0036_jpg.jpg)
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Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: Steve Pyro on September 08, 2004, 07:43:12 pm
oh dear, what have you started ? ::)
(http://members.fortunecity.com/noops203/sharron_davies0058.jpg)
(http://members.fortunecity.com/noops203/sharron_davies0058.jpg)
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: jpchenet on September 08, 2004, 07:46:51 pm
I don't know but it's good isn't it!! ;)
(http://www.sharrondavies.tv/gallery/sd.cal2.jpg)
(http://www.sharrondavies.tv/gallery/sd.cal2.jpg)
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: jpchenet on September 08, 2004, 07:50:02 pm
And something a little different! ::)
(http://www.sharrondavies.tv/gallery/sd33.jpg)
(http://www.sharrondavies.tv/gallery/sd33.jpg)
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: Steve Pyro on September 08, 2004, 07:50:09 pm
Bend over :P
(http://members.fortunecity.com/noops203/sharron_davies0063.jpg)
(http://members.fortunecity.com/noops203/sharron_davies0063.jpg)
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: jpchenet on September 08, 2004, 07:52:08 pm
Only if she asks me nicely!! :-\
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: gibberish on September 09, 2004, 09:00:29 am
I think I might have to take up swimming so that I can be interviewed by the lovely Sharon. But then maybe motorcyling and Suzi.
Oh damn, too much choice ::)
Oh damn, too much choice ::)
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: smokie on September 09, 2004, 06:21:03 pm
I met Shazzer a few years back (she opened a local carnival I was helping organise!).
Nice girl, strong thighs, very tall.
She should do well.
I must look out the picture I have at home of the Olympic camel toe Gold Medal winners.
Nice girl, strong thighs, very tall.
She should do well.
I must look out the picture I have at home of the Olympic camel toe Gold Medal winners.
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: smokie on September 09, 2004, 09:51:13 pm
Here it is. Maybe not surprisingly, they are Dutch.
Looks original to me, but I suppose they may have been touched up [phnarr phnarr]
Looks original to me, but I suppose they may have been touched up [phnarr phnarr]
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: gibberish on September 10, 2004, 02:06:15 pm
OoooH sh*t Nobby. Whyd'ya go an have to publish that. :-X
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: Steve Pyro on September 10, 2004, 03:26:26 pm
Loads more here Gib http://cameltoe.bolt.com/index.html (http://cameltoe.bolt.com/index.html)
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: smokie on September 10, 2004, 05:43:37 pm
Nobby said - Or maybe this............
Nobby - prove she's at least 16 and I'll let you repost it. She probably is, but some of those gymnasts aren't. The Holland girls definitely are!
Nobby - prove she's at least 16 and I'll let you repost it. She probably is, but some of those gymnasts aren't. The Holland girls definitely are!
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: gibberish on September 12, 2004, 12:27:27 pm
Loads more here Gib http://cameltoe.bolt.com/index.html (http://cameltoe.bolt.com/index.html)
Sorry Steve, I just don't have the stomache these days. Must be that age. 50 in a couple of weeks ;)
Title: Re:Olympic Commentary
Post by: Steve Pyro on September 12, 2004, 10:05:22 pm
Sorry Steve, I just don't have the stomache these days.
::)
;)
