Title: Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Robbo SPS on August 11, 2004, 07:20:55 pm
I have just recieved a phone call and the new trial stuff is made, and ready for collection.
I havent got the piccies yet, but the printers are really chuffed with it.
Once i have finished with this Cowes Regatta thingy, i shall post up the piccies.
I havent got the piccies yet, but the printers are really chuffed with it.
Once i have finished with this Cowes Regatta thingy, i shall post up the piccies.
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Steve Pyro on August 11, 2004, 07:24:36 pm
Good work.
Who's modelling this time, the lovely Anna?
Who's modelling this time, the lovely Anna?
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Robbo SPS on August 11, 2004, 10:09:48 pm
They are either going to Dave Davies modelling boutique, or a young lady called Louise :P
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: pretzel on August 12, 2004, 02:17:21 pm
They are either going to Dave Davies modelling boutique, or a young lady called Louise :P
Sounds good. Maybe Rhowena would be available??
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Stu on August 12, 2004, 03:30:49 pm
How about everyone thats looks good in them. Nothing better than some Club Arnage merchandise fully chicked up.
And just for a reminder click here. (http://www.clubarnage.com/yabbse/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=1574;start=120)
FANTASTIC
And just for a reminder click here. (http://www.clubarnage.com/yabbse/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=1574;start=120)
FANTASTIC
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Russ on August 12, 2004, 06:34:52 pm
Whoa!!! :o
Pity some of those sites get stopped by our firewall for some reason or other... >:(
Must be for the clear and objectionable use of cheap advertising and marketing techniques...
Will investigate further from home me thinks.... ::)
Are we allowed to put up a pole for our favourite model??.... ;)
Pity some of those sites get stopped by our firewall for some reason or other... >:(
Must be for the clear and objectionable use of cheap advertising and marketing techniques...
Will investigate further from home me thinks.... ::)
Are we allowed to put up a pole for our favourite model??.... ;)
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: BigH on August 12, 2004, 07:04:04 pm
Yes, Russ pet.
H
H
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Andy Zarse on August 12, 2004, 07:17:43 pm
Call me an old rubber fetishist if you must, but a few CA branded gimp masks would cause a riot at the driver's parade.
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: BigH on August 12, 2004, 07:30:26 pm
Andy,
I posted up a list a while ago of what I thought were quite catchy little numbers, ripe for CA merchandising. I was expecting a furore and a stampede for orders, but sadly it went very quiet (apart from a couple of our younger members who showed interest in the wipe-able orgy sheets).
I know there's a gimp mask in the catalogue (and I'm told it sells quite well), I'll see if I can put a little shot up, as it were, when no one is near my monitor...
H
I posted up a list a while ago of what I thought were quite catchy little numbers, ripe for CA merchandising. I was expecting a furore and a stampede for orders, but sadly it went very quiet (apart from a couple of our younger members who showed interest in the wipe-able orgy sheets).
I know there's a gimp mask in the catalogue (and I'm told it sells quite well), I'll see if I can put a little shot up, as it were, when no one is near my monitor...
H
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Robbo SPS on August 12, 2004, 08:50:49 pm
I believe when i spoke to dave ages ago, he stated that Rhowena would be modelling them. ( and the SPs shirt - as a favour )
Although i need to work my charms on this "louise" to get her to model them, even if its just a solo viewing. :D
H - My printers can doing most things. Send me a gimp mask and i am sure it can but written up.
Although i need to work my charms on this "louise" to get her to model them, even if its just a solo viewing. :D
H - My printers can doing most things. Send me a gimp mask and i am sure it can but written up.
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Brad Zarse on August 13, 2004, 10:11:30 am
Phil,
I studied photography at College - can I assist you with the promo shots?.......Please........
Pretty please?
With a cherry on top (like she has a cherry)
and icing sugar.............
Brad
P.S. Dont tell my missus......
I studied photography at College - can I assist you with the promo shots?.......Please........
Pretty please?
With a cherry on top (like she has a cherry)
and icing sugar.............
Brad
P.S. Dont tell my missus......
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Robbo SPS on August 13, 2004, 12:07:06 pm
With a cherry on top (like she has a cherry)
I am very sure her Cherry is well intact. But helping - Yeah ok, i need someone to help with making the brews and cleaning the house . Thanks for the offer
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: BigH on August 13, 2004, 12:27:45 pm
Brad,
Actually, I have Rhowena staying here with me at the moment. She's been here a while in fact, in the cellar. It's fair to say she's probably not looking her best, hard weather and hard booze have taken their toll. You're welcome to come along and take a few pics. Bring your gimp mask, but leave your dad at home.
Yours,
H
Actually, I have Rhowena staying here with me at the moment. She's been here a while in fact, in the cellar. It's fair to say she's probably not looking her best, hard weather and hard booze have taken their toll. You're welcome to come along and take a few pics. Bring your gimp mask, but leave your dad at home.
Yours,
H
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Andy Zarse on August 13, 2004, 02:35:10 pm
H
Maybe we need a bit of marketing to get sales started. Perhaps I could get Johnny Herbert to autograph some CA jelly butt plugs at the weekend.
For the record, on eBay I recently bought a lovely set of glow-in-the-dark Thai love eggs autographed by Jacki Ickx. And purely for the novelty value, an old "Thunderer" 1950's reusable Bakelite condom, which had once belonged to Tazio Nuvolari. I'm still convinced there's a market for this sort of thing.
Maybe we need a bit of marketing to get sales started. Perhaps I could get Johnny Herbert to autograph some CA jelly butt plugs at the weekend.
For the record, on eBay I recently bought a lovely set of glow-in-the-dark Thai love eggs autographed by Jacki Ickx. And purely for the novelty value, an old "Thunderer" 1950's reusable Bakelite condom, which had once belonged to Tazio Nuvolari. I'm still convinced there's a market for this sort of thing.
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Snoring Rhino on August 15, 2004, 10:01:14 pm
Bring your gimp mask, but leave your dad at home.
Yours,
H
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Err, excuss me, my boy is still very young and vulnerable, I will need to check out any young ladies who are past there best, I have plenty of experience of fallen women. Any how, it's my gimp mask!! -cant have any secrets these days.
Yours,
H
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Err, excuss me, my boy is still very young and vulnerable, I will need to check out any young ladies who are past there best, I have plenty of experience of fallen women. Any how, it's my gimp mask!! -cant have any secrets these days.
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Brad Zarse on August 17, 2004, 03:38:12 pm
I really wish he was joking, but I'm still scarred from the last time i looked in his bedisde drawers........
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Robbo SPS on August 18, 2004, 01:10:31 am
Serious dissapointment today. I went to collect the gear to see ......
A bag of trail kit with No Logo's ?
They needed me to agree on the quality first. My reply - Once its beer and food stained , who cares.
Should be fixed in the morning i am told.
A bag of trail kit with No Logo's ?
They needed me to agree on the quality first. My reply - Once its beer and food stained , who cares.
Should be fixed in the morning i am told.
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: gibberish on August 19, 2004, 09:43:12 am
For the record, on eBay I recently bought a lovely set of glow-in-the-dark Thai love eggs autographed by Jacki Ickx. And purely for the novelty value, an old "Thunderer" 1950's reusable Bakelite condom, which had once belonged to Tazio Nuvolari. I'm still convinced there's a market for this sort of thing.
Still as perverse as ever, I see. Keep it up Andy ;D
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Robbo SPS on August 19, 2004, 01:10:22 pm
Spoekn to the suppliers......
They are sorting the stuff. If the idea of a meeting in Spetmeber is still on, i shall bring it along.
Pressuming that everyone will have another t shirt, we should do another 200 or so.
I have asked about the ticket holders, but the best i can arrange is the lanyards, so you would need a plactic wallet.
To get these we must order a minimum of 50, but my idea was to include it with the t shirts ?
Any ideas.
Also the flag, as we are getting in small numbers would be about .......
£30 - £40 each.
A trial one is being made at the moment so i shall see what the quality is like.
Please let me know what you think.
They are sorting the stuff. If the idea of a meeting in Spetmeber is still on, i shall bring it along.
Pressuming that everyone will have another t shirt, we should do another 200 or so.
I have asked about the ticket holders, but the best i can arrange is the lanyards, so you would need a plactic wallet.
To get these we must order a minimum of 50, but my idea was to include it with the t shirts ?
Any ideas.
Also the flag, as we are getting in small numbers would be about .......
£30 - £40 each.
A trial one is being made at the moment so i shall see what the quality is like.
Please let me know what you think.
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Robbo SPS on August 19, 2004, 01:52:06 pm
A new part of the SPS Clothing range has now been published .
http://www.selfpreservationsociety.net/merchandise/merch.html
Advance order's taken :-X
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Brad Zarse on August 19, 2004, 03:52:52 pm
That is GEEEEEEEEEEEEENIUS!!!!
I'd love to place an order, but my missus would be LESS than impressed..........!!
And I would be broke as well :D
I'd love to place an order, but my missus would be LESS than impressed..........!!
And I would be broke as well :D
Title: Re:Mercandise for 2005
Post by: Andy Zarse on August 24, 2004, 05:13:20 pm
I'm in Holland tomorrow and thursday and at the airport duty free shop they usually have a wide choice of gimp masks, nipple clamps, suckling teats, big baby's nappies, vibrating dog's genitals and other more complicated yet apparently pleasurable sexual devices (batteries not included) on offer.
I'd be more than pleased to bring back some samples if this would help stimulate sales.
Just post your name and address and precise requirements below (size, colour, girth, variable or single speed, angle of bend etc) and I'll see what I can do.
I'd be more than pleased to bring back some samples if this would help stimulate sales.
Just post your name and address and precise requirements below (size, colour, girth, variable or single speed, angle of bend etc) and I'll see what I can do.
