Title: Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Bobblehat on July 22, 2004, 04:17:43 pm
Hi from Norbert
To all of you that has asked for space to be marked out by Norbert
He has just phoned to say that the campsite is filling up rapidly he has got a large area for all of those that asked, but Gilles has not turned up with the barrier tape! So he will try his best to hold onto the site.
Gilles if you are reading this I belive you have his mobile number please give him a call.
BTW for all of you going the weather report is HOT and Masion Blanc is full of Lolas, Cobras, Invicters, E Types etc
TO say that i am a bit P*s*d off to not be going is an understatement!!!
Bobblehat
To all of you that has asked for space to be marked out by Norbert
He has just phoned to say that the campsite is filling up rapidly he has got a large area for all of those that asked, but Gilles has not turned up with the barrier tape! So he will try his best to hold onto the site.
Gilles if you are reading this I belive you have his mobile number please give him a call.
BTW for all of you going the weather report is HOT and Masion Blanc is full of Lolas, Cobras, Invicters, E Types etc
TO say that i am a bit P*s*d off to not be going is an understatement!!!
Bobblehat
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Steve Pyro on July 22, 2004, 05:05:20 pm
(http://www.idaschools.org/curric/excellent.gif)
I'm off there in the morning ;D
I'm off there in the morning ;D
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Nordic on July 23, 2004, 10:51:20 am
Judging by the amount a classics coast bound on the motorways yesterday & this morning the campsites may be filling up nicely.
Like Bobblehat, sad to be missing it this year, will try harder in 2006 to make it.
Like Bobblehat, sad to be missing it this year, will try harder in 2006 to make it.
Title: Wrong title for this posting
Post by: Gilles on July 26, 2004, 09:22:56 am
It should not be "Message from Norbert in Maison Blanche" but "Message from Norbert in Camping du Houx"
I spent maybe 30 minutes on Wedneday night driving all along Maison Blanche from a loo to an another one, looking for a Subaru's owner before to have a call and discover that Norbert's Maison Blanche campsite is also called "Camping du houx"
Bad news for him because it implies to repack and set up his tent and camping gear twice within 24 hours !!! ;)
I spent maybe 30 minutes on Wedneday night driving all along Maison Blanche from a loo to an another one, looking for a Subaru's owner before to have a call and discover that Norbert's Maison Blanche campsite is also called "Camping du houx"
Bad news for him because it implies to repack and set up his tent and camping gear twice within 24 hours !!! ;)
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Andy Zarse on July 27, 2004, 02:25:04 pm
That Norbert is a cheeky little gnome and a bit randy too. Look what we caught him doing to the Team Zarse mascot! Disgraceful behaviour, he should be bloody well hung!
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Bobblehat on July 27, 2004, 02:55:59 pm
Mr Zarse
Being one of Norberts family I have to appoligise, for Norberts behaviour. I note that Norbert him self has not made any comment on the disgusting display. But I do have a Gnome size shotgun, just name the date and play the wedding bells.
Uncle Bobblehat
PS as for Norbert being "bloddy well hung", he is, for a gnome...........
Being one of Norberts family I have to appoligise, for Norberts behaviour. I note that Norbert him self has not made any comment on the disgusting display. But I do have a Gnome size shotgun, just name the date and play the wedding bells.
Uncle Bobblehat
PS as for Norbert being "bloddy well hung", he is, for a gnome...........
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: SteveZarse on July 27, 2004, 03:22:47 pm
Bobblehat, we may have borrow your gnome gun, as I fear the repercussions of this could be quite small and hairy! :-\
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Bobblehat on July 27, 2004, 03:30:52 pm
I think we had better set a date, Silverstone 15th?
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: SteveZarse on July 27, 2004, 04:08:22 pm
Done! Although does anyone know what the gestation period is for gnome/bear crosses? ??? Don't want to leave it too late - we might be able to save ourselves some ammo!
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Bobblehat on July 27, 2004, 04:23:15 pm
I am just hope the mushrooms that he carries around have made himself impen impot fire blancs. But i think the gestation period is about 6-8 weeks.
Norbert will have to do the decent thing and marry her. Is the Right Rev BigH avalible to do the duties.
Now to discuss the dowery .........................
Norbert will have to do the decent thing and marry her. Is the Right Rev BigH avalible to do the duties.
Now to discuss the dowery .........................
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Ferrari Spider on July 27, 2004, 04:26:08 pm
could we be set for the first offical club arnage marriage? LMES silverstone could be the perfect wedding venue, does anyone know if it has been sanctioned. Which one gets to wear the white dress, or will they take turns.
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Bobblehat on July 27, 2004, 04:31:35 pm
"Which one gets to wear the white dress, or will they take turns."
What! After what they have been up to!
What! After what they have been up to!
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: SteveZarse on July 27, 2004, 04:38:43 pm
Agreed! We cannot let this beastliness carry on - I'm dreading to think what the offspring will look like! One of JPC's hideous balloon creations, I imagine! ;)
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Bobblehat on July 27, 2004, 04:50:43 pm
Not having seen one of JPC ballon creations, I some how feal that this is not good I am now very worried :-\
Steve, have you noteced any sign of swelling, or tendancy to eat coal yet
Steve, have you noteced any sign of swelling, or tendancy to eat coal yet
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: SteveZarse on July 27, 2004, 05:01:35 pm
No visible signs as yet, but the poor bear's definitely taken a good stuffing! The moment it starts to become grouchy and unreasonable, I'll let you know...
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Bobblehat on July 27, 2004, 05:08:35 pm
The moment it starts to become grouchy and unreasonable, I'll let you know...
The bear is female, so should you of said "MORE grouchy ............"
O
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Andy Zarse on July 27, 2004, 06:05:33 pm
I am just hope the mushrooms that he carries around
They didn't look like mushrooms to me, it's his double ended tool. Not sure why it's gone a brown colour though... :-X
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: tkm271 on July 27, 2004, 06:48:54 pm
Well now the truth is out, eh?
When we packed his rucksack for the return jouney, I thought I heard some murmering about getting some cheap cigars on the ferry, but dismissed it out of hand.
Now that he's sat on the worktop in the kitchen, awaiting his next trip, I did happen to mention to the boys that he seemed to have an exceptionally silly grin on his face!
I have questioned him about his behaviour, but his lips are sealed!! Although it is possible hear a faint mumbling of something to do with "A brother!!!" and "It wasn't me!!". Means nothing to me.
When we packed his rucksack for the return jouney, I thought I heard some murmering about getting some cheap cigars on the ferry, but dismissed it out of hand.
Now that he's sat on the worktop in the kitchen, awaiting his next trip, I did happen to mention to the boys that he seemed to have an exceptionally silly grin on his face!
I have questioned him about his behaviour, but his lips are sealed!! Although it is possible hear a faint mumbling of something to do with "A brother!!!" and "It wasn't me!!". Means nothing to me.
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: Bobblehat on July 27, 2004, 08:02:42 pm
Well they would be only "cheap cigars" the tight little Gnome!
But I have to say i am holding you partly responsible tkm271, you and Robin. You were his offical custodians, did you keep his medication up, and changed his dressings? But you know his liking for big furry creatures, you only have to think back to the incedent with large Snoopy..................... :o
But I have to say i am holding you partly responsible tkm271, you and Robin. You were his offical custodians, did you keep his medication up, and changed his dressings? But you know his liking for big furry creatures, you only have to think back to the incedent with large Snoopy..................... :o
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: jpchenet on July 27, 2004, 10:13:10 pm
Agreed! We cannot let this beastliness carry on - I'm dreading to think what the offspring will look like!
One of these probably
(http://www.categories.com/toyexplorer/pics/furby.jpg)
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: SteveZarse on July 29, 2004, 10:03:02 am
;D ;D ;D
So, this isn't the first time they've been at it! They must be punished!
So, this isn't the first time they've been at it! They must be punished!
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: gibberish on July 29, 2004, 10:08:48 am
Quote from: SteveZarse
They must be punished!
Rather like JP's liver I presume
Quote
Rather like JP's liver I presume
Title: Re:Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc
Post by: SteveZarse on July 29, 2004, 10:11:24 am
:)Similar. Except drowning them in booze seems a waste. Of booze I mean.
