Club Arnage
Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: faffer on June 22, 2004, 04:22:54 pm
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I’d made a cheese omelet for my breakfast one day
ME: Morning,
PLANK: Morning,
PLANK: I’m going to have some eggs
ME: Oh, I had a cheese omelet
PLANK : what did you use for cheese?
Me : ? err cheese
can anyone beat that ( I'll leave out the compliant about the "stale" german bread)
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We came home from work one day and my mum was cooking Lamb for dinner. This was in the height of the BSE crisis.
Sister: Whats for dinner mum?
Mum: Lamb
Sister: Lamb? Whats that?
Mum: Its meat
Sister: does it come from a cow?
;D
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I was at Dinner one night when the conversation was
Rick:- Andy Zarse is trying to get his commer sorted before LM
Sister:- How old is he??
Rick:- Why
Sister:- I learnt how to use commers in the 3rd year of school.
Rick: A COMMER IS A VAN, NOT PART OF A SENTENCE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Sitting at the table - my sister has ordered a knickerbockerglory (sister is 19 at this time)
Oooooh Look - thats nice - knickerbockerglory
<look of disgust>
I dont like cherries.....WHO WANTS MY CHERRY???
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(http://www.art-spot.com/images/cherries.jpg)
Steve's competition
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(http://www.kelseycup.co.uk/teams/brad1.jpg)
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This picture posting thing really works.....
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIUS!!
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I can't find another thread to highjack anyone want to start another
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the cheese omlete is from le mans 2004 this year....
I wont tell you about how we drove nearly all the way round paris cause this bloke was map ( yes a bloke) reading
1. if he was a bloke why did he need a map
2. if he really is a bloke why was he reading it upside down, in the direction of travel??
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A female friend driving a car load of us to the Virgin Music Festival in '99. I asked her to stop so I could get some cigs, and she said she needed petrol anyway. We pulled in to a service station on the A12, and I went into the shop, bought me snouts and went back out, only to find my lift right next to the shop door waiting for me. I got in, and as we headed off up the A12:-
Me: Didn't you say you needed petrol?
Friend: Yes, but they only had Premium or Super, no normal unleaded.
She had been driving that car nearly 2 years at that time, and I'm amazed she survived that long.
Mind you, this from the girl who has been mowing her back garden for 18 months WITH A LAWN RAKER and wondering why the lawn looks such a mess!
;D ;D ;D
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Sounds like my kinda girl Steve - where can I meet her?? ;D
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Sounds like my kinda girl Steve - where can I meet her?? ;D
Battersea dogs, mate - she'll be the one trying to put fifty pence on dog number 2! :D
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Me: What's Andy's last name?
John: Andy who?
I dint' speak to him after that. ;D
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Conversation that happens every year on the boat home.
Me: Who's up for next year then?
Others: Bo**ocks, I ain't going again.
Only for them all to be asking about the plans for next year around September time ;D
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What normally happens to our group with the exception of me:-
Every christmas, each member of our LM crew, will get for christmas the DVD of the race, and guess what they want to go to LM again.
I never want to leave the circuit in the first place.
Getting ready for my third trip this year ;D ;D ;D
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i never got the dvd :'(
maybe they'll get my hints this year
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Sounds like my kinda girl Steve - where can I meet her?? ;D
Hi Rick
Try accidentally phoning Steve up in the middle of the night... ;D :D
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Alas not.
I would have noticed had she been in my bed - she's gorgeous. :o
Always the way isn't it?
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Question is are you ready to book for next year???
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No!
Never!
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What normally happens to our group with the exception of me:-
Every christmas, each member of our LM crew, will get for christmas the DVD of the race, and guess what they want to go to LM again.
I never want to leave the circuit in the first place.
Getting ready for my third trip this year ;D ;D ;D
That would be me! I am truely ashamed of myself!! :(
Not this time though!! ;D ;D I want to be back there now!! (probably not as good without all the people or the race though)
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Question is are you ready to book for next year???
Already have, actually booked about three weeks before we left for this year........
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Question is are you ready to book for next year???
Already have, actually booked about three weeks before we left for this year........
We just need to take a leaf out The Liverpools Boys travel guide and arrange our Sunday ferry!!! ;D
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Question is are you ready to book for next year???
Already have, actually booked about three weeks before we left for this year........
We just need to take a leaf out The Liverpools Boys travel guide and arrange our Sunday ferry!!! ;D
Do you want me to save you a pitch then?? We plan to arrive on the Saturday Afternoon ;D ;D ;D
My Dad might bring this next year.
(http://www.reposales.com/5244.jpg)
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I might bring THIS next year
(http://www.lawn-king.co.uk/images/products/professional/rolly.jpg)
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That thing is so green !!! Did you steal it from Rollcentre Racing ? ;D
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i had a mate once who, whilst waiting for pizza, declared that 'delivery is such a bitch'.
why i asked.
'it just is' was the reply.
and that same night another mate spent a long time trying and failing to log onto his yahoo account. why u ask - because he couldn't be bothered to remember his password. muppet
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....and that same night another mate spent a long time trying and failing to log onto his yahoo account. why u ask - because he couldn't be bothered to remember his password. muppet
Hey!
it made sense at the time!
u got a place in canterbury yet?
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yeah i do actually. well i think so. spikey rang me yesterday but then i consumed various substances which aren't legal where u live, and now i can't remember whether anything from yesterday was real or not.
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but that doesnt sound like you - illegal substances, nope dont believe you
so your gonna be going straight back to c'bury then?
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nup, comin back to thatcham for 2 1/2 weeks. yay. the fun and joy of it all. still, i'll finally get to see some of the pictures from lemons, seeing as you lazy soabs can't be arsed to post them!
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you seen the fixtures 4 next year yet.......
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i had a mate once who, whilst waiting for pizza, declared that 'delivery is such a bitch'.
why i asked.
'it just is' was the reply.
and that same night another mate spent a long time trying and failing to log onto his yahoo account. why u ask - because he couldn't be bothered to remember his password. muppet
Am I not your mate now then?? :'(
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Did I just reveal that I was the one who said the stupid comment :-[ oops
