Title: stuipd things people say
Post by: faffer on June 22, 2004, 04:22:54 pm
I’d made a cheese omelet for my breakfast one day
ME: Morning,
PLANK: Morning,
PLANK: I’m going to have some eggs
ME: Oh, I had a cheese omelet
PLANK : what did you use for cheese?
Me : ? err cheese
can anyone beat that ( I'll leave out the compliant about the "stale" german bread)
ME: Morning,
PLANK: Morning,
PLANK: I’m going to have some eggs
ME: Oh, I had a cheese omelet
PLANK : what did you use for cheese?
Me : ? err cheese
can anyone beat that ( I'll leave out the compliant about the "stale" german bread)
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Brad Zarse on June 22, 2004, 04:25:06 pm
We came home from work one day and my mum was cooking Lamb for dinner. This was in the height of the BSE crisis.
Sister: Whats for dinner mum?
Mum: Lamb
Sister: Lamb? Whats that?
Mum: Its meat
Sister: does it come from a cow?
;D
Sister: Whats for dinner mum?
Mum: Lamb
Sister: Lamb? Whats that?
Mum: Its meat
Sister: does it come from a cow?
;D
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: rcutler on June 22, 2004, 04:27:48 pm
I was at Dinner one night when the conversation was
Rick:- Andy Zarse is trying to get his commer sorted before LM
Sister:- How old is he??
Rick:- Why
Sister:- I learnt how to use commers in the 3rd year of school.
Rick: A COMMER IS A VAN, NOT PART OF A SENTENCE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Rick:- Andy Zarse is trying to get his commer sorted before LM
Sister:- How old is he??
Rick:- Why
Sister:- I learnt how to use commers in the 3rd year of school.
Rick: A COMMER IS A VAN, NOT PART OF A SENTENCE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Brad Zarse on June 22, 2004, 04:32:14 pm
Sitting at the table - my sister has ordered a knickerbockerglory (sister is 19 at this time)
Oooooh Look - thats nice - knickerbockerglory
<look of disgust>
I dont like cherries.....WHO WANTS MY CHERRY???
Oooooh Look - thats nice - knickerbockerglory
<look of disgust>
I dont like cherries.....WHO WANTS MY CHERRY???
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: rcutler on June 22, 2004, 04:33:58 pm
(http://www.art-spot.com/images/cherries.jpg)
Steve's competition
Steve's competition
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Brad Zarse on June 22, 2004, 04:35:01 pm
(http://www.kelseycup.co.uk/teams/brad1.jpg)
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Brad Zarse on June 22, 2004, 04:35:58 pm
This picture posting thing really works.....
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIUS!!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIUS!!
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: rcutler on June 22, 2004, 04:39:58 pm
I can't find another thread to highjack anyone want to start another
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: faffer on June 22, 2004, 04:56:56 pm
the cheese omlete is from le mans 2004 this year....
I wont tell you about how we drove nearly all the way round paris cause this bloke was map ( yes a bloke) reading
1. if he was a bloke why did he need a map
2. if he really is a bloke why was he reading it upside down, in the direction of travel??
I wont tell you about how we drove nearly all the way round paris cause this bloke was map ( yes a bloke) reading
1. if he was a bloke why did he need a map
2. if he really is a bloke why was he reading it upside down, in the direction of travel??
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: SteveZarse on June 24, 2004, 10:36:54 am
A female friend driving a car load of us to the Virgin Music Festival in '99. I asked her to stop so I could get some cigs, and she said she needed petrol anyway. We pulled in to a service station on the A12, and I went into the shop, bought me snouts and went back out, only to find my lift right next to the shop door waiting for me. I got in, and as we headed off up the A12:-
Me: Didn't you say you needed petrol?
Friend: Yes, but they only had Premium or Super, no normal unleaded.
She had been driving that car nearly 2 years at that time, and I'm amazed she survived that long.
Mind you, this from the girl who has been mowing her back garden for 18 months WITH A LAWN RAKER and wondering why the lawn looks such a mess!
;D ;D ;D
Me: Didn't you say you needed petrol?
Friend: Yes, but they only had Premium or Super, no normal unleaded.
She had been driving that car nearly 2 years at that time, and I'm amazed she survived that long.
Mind you, this from the girl who has been mowing her back garden for 18 months WITH A LAWN RAKER and wondering why the lawn looks such a mess!
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Mr. Rick on June 24, 2004, 11:44:23 am
Sounds like my kinda girl Steve - where can I meet her?? ;D
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: SteveZarse on June 24, 2004, 12:21:17 pm
Sounds like my kinda girl Steve - where can I meet her?? ;D
Battersea dogs, mate - she'll be the one trying to put fifty pence on dog number 2! :D
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Russ on June 24, 2004, 03:39:01 pm
Me: What's Andy's last name?
John: Andy who?
I dint' speak to him after that. ;D
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Abs on June 24, 2004, 03:51:50 pm
Conversation that happens every year on the boat home.
Me: Who's up for next year then?
Others: Bo**ocks, I ain't going again.
Only for them all to be asking about the plans for next year around September time ;D
Me: Who's up for next year then?
Others: Bo**ocks, I ain't going again.
Only for them all to be asking about the plans for next year around September time ;D
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: rcutler on June 24, 2004, 04:02:06 pm
What normally happens to our group with the exception of me:-
Every christmas, each member of our LM crew, will get for christmas the DVD of the race, and guess what they want to go to LM again.
I never want to leave the circuit in the first place.
Getting ready for my third trip this year ;D ;D ;D
Every christmas, each member of our LM crew, will get for christmas the DVD of the race, and guess what they want to go to LM again.
I never want to leave the circuit in the first place.
Getting ready for my third trip this year ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Rob on June 24, 2004, 04:08:27 pm
i never got the dvd :'(
maybe they'll get my hints this year
maybe they'll get my hints this year
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Andy Zarse on June 24, 2004, 04:10:12 pm
Sounds like my kinda girl Steve - where can I meet her?? ;D
Hi Rick
Try accidentally phoning Steve up in the middle of the night... ;D :D
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: SteveZarse on June 24, 2004, 04:20:17 pm
Alas not.
I would have noticed had she been in my bed - she's gorgeous. :o
Always the way isn't it?
I would have noticed had she been in my bed - she's gorgeous. :o
Always the way isn't it?
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: rcutler on June 24, 2004, 04:21:50 pm
Question is are you ready to book for next year???
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: SteveZarse on June 24, 2004, 04:25:41 pm
No!
Never!
Never!
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Dan Lowe on June 24, 2004, 04:35:34 pm
What normally happens to our group with the exception of me:-
Every christmas, each member of our LM crew, will get for christmas the DVD of the race, and guess what they want to go to LM again.
I never want to leave the circuit in the first place.
Getting ready for my third trip this year ;D ;D ;D
Every christmas, each member of our LM crew, will get for christmas the DVD of the race, and guess what they want to go to LM again.
I never want to leave the circuit in the first place.
Getting ready for my third trip this year ;D ;D ;D
That would be me! I am truely ashamed of myself!! :(
Not this time though!! ;D ;D I want to be back there now!! (probably not as good without all the people or the race though)
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Abs on June 24, 2004, 04:39:27 pm
Question is are you ready to book for next year???
Already have, actually booked about three weeks before we left for this year........
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: jpchenet on June 24, 2004, 05:09:31 pm
Question is are you ready to book for next year???
Already have, actually booked about three weeks before we left for this year........
We just need to take a leaf out The Liverpools Boys travel guide and arrange our Sunday ferry!!! ;D
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: rcutler on June 24, 2004, 05:20:35 pm
Question is are you ready to book for next year???
Already have, actually booked about three weeks before we left for this year........
We just need to take a leaf out The Liverpools Boys travel guide and arrange our Sunday ferry!!! ;D
Do you want me to save you a pitch then?? We plan to arrive on the Saturday Afternoon ;D ;D ;D
My Dad might bring this next year.
(http://www.reposales.com/5244.jpg)
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Steve Pyro on June 25, 2004, 12:15:08 pm
I might bring THIS next year
(http://www.lawn-king.co.uk/images/products/professional/rolly.jpg)
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: hgb on June 25, 2004, 12:21:54 pm
That thing is so green !!! Did you steal it from Rollcentre Racing ? ;D
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: tink on June 25, 2004, 12:38:56 pm
i had a mate once who, whilst waiting for pizza, declared that 'delivery is such a bitch'.
why i asked.
'it just is' was the reply.
and that same night another mate spent a long time trying and failing to log onto his yahoo account. why u ask - because he couldn't be bothered to remember his password. muppet
why i asked.
'it just is' was the reply.
and that same night another mate spent a long time trying and failing to log onto his yahoo account. why u ask - because he couldn't be bothered to remember his password. muppet
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Rob on June 25, 2004, 12:41:06 pm
....and that same night another mate spent a long time trying and failing to log onto his yahoo account. why u ask - because he couldn't be bothered to remember his password. muppet
Hey!
it made sense at the time!
u got a place in canterbury yet?
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: tink on June 25, 2004, 12:42:52 pm
yeah i do actually. well i think so. spikey rang me yesterday but then i consumed various substances which aren't legal where u live, and now i can't remember whether anything from yesterday was real or not.
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Rob on June 25, 2004, 12:47:04 pm
but that doesnt sound like you - illegal substances, nope dont believe you
so your gonna be going straight back to c'bury then?
so your gonna be going straight back to c'bury then?
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: tink on June 25, 2004, 03:31:06 pm
nup, comin back to thatcham for 2 1/2 weeks. yay. the fun and joy of it all. still, i'll finally get to see some of the pictures from lemons, seeing as you lazy soabs can't be arsed to post them!
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Rob on June 25, 2004, 03:33:09 pm
you seen the fixtures 4 next year yet.......
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Dan Lowe on June 25, 2004, 05:26:11 pm
i had a mate once who, whilst waiting for pizza, declared that 'delivery is such a bitch'.
why i asked.
'it just is' was the reply.
and that same night another mate spent a long time trying and failing to log onto his yahoo account. why u ask - because he couldn't be bothered to remember his password. muppet
why i asked.
'it just is' was the reply.
and that same night another mate spent a long time trying and failing to log onto his yahoo account. why u ask - because he couldn't be bothered to remember his password. muppet
Am I not your mate now then?? :'(
Title: Re:stuipd things people say
Post by: Dan Lowe on June 25, 2004, 05:27:12 pm
Did I just reveal that I was the one who said the stupid comment :-[ oops
