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Club Arnage => Just To Say Hi => Topic started by: bird on May 27, 2004, 01:55:04 pm



Title: petrol slutz r us!
Post by: bird on May 27, 2004, 01:55:04 pm
Hello boys and girls,

Tis most nice to have found this site!  Hope you are all counting the seconds until the race like we are. There's still too many of 'em tho.

/me wishes the next two weeks away

Myself and the lovely Vik are quite desperate to get access to the pits this year, and in return we can provide much hilarity, beer, and the pleasure of our wonderful company. You'd like us, really you would. Please. With a turbo on top.

If anyone can assist us in our quest please drop me an IM.

Yours neeeeeeeeeeeeowingly.

bird
xx


Title: Re:petrol slutz r us!
Post by: BigH on May 27, 2004, 02:08:59 pm
Welcome Bird,
I've never dropped an IM before, but I'll give it a damn good try. I must come straight out however and warn you than my constitution in the war torn areas is not good. Can you give me any advice on diet, altitude, pressure differentials and delivery velocity?
I'll aim for the pits.
H

PS I suspect getting a turbo on top is going to be the tricky bit.


Title: Re:petrol slutz r us!
Post by: bird on May 27, 2004, 03:30:36 pm
 ;D
you need an IM firing system to do it right, otherwise a decent sling will suffice.....


pit me up baby!



Title: Re:petrol slutz r us!
Post by: Andy Zarse on May 27, 2004, 04:00:29 pm
Big H often has various parts of his anatomy in a sling.

If "access to the pits" means what I think it means, then I would not have thought this would be an insurmountable problem at LM. H will be driving the pace car this year.


Title: Re:petrol slutz r us!
Post by: bird on May 27, 2004, 04:06:11 pm
really? really really really?

Need To Touch/Lick/Sit In Le Mans Cars.

we'll be your bestest ever friends!

xx