Title: another question
Post by: sk47 on May 04, 2004, 07:23:33 pm
whats lemans like offtrak, this yr is my first, can u go clubing in beer tents, do the pubs stay open all night,any stip bars,im not taking the piss ive never been to anything like this b4 and am real excited, please let me no,and plese no bullshit to get me excited.
Title: Re:another question
Post by: smokie on May 04, 2004, 07:33:53 pm
Cue Paula...
Title: Re:another question
Post by: wishy on May 04, 2004, 08:13:58 pm
Question......Why would you want to go clubbing at the greatest motor racing event in the world.
You will find you won't have time to go clubbing.You will be doing a lot of .....hopefully .....socialising with us fellow diehards and campers.
So forget what you do at home and.....ENJOY!!!!!!!
Wishy
You will find you won't have time to go clubbing.You will be doing a lot of .....hopefully .....socialising with us fellow diehards and campers.
So forget what you do at home and.....ENJOY!!!!!!!
Wishy
Title: Re:another question
Post by: pretzel on May 04, 2004, 09:54:18 pm
Cue Paula...
Or Big H. - I'm sure there must be mileage in 'clubbing in beer tents'
Title: Re:another question
Post by: Robbo SPS on May 05, 2004, 02:17:30 am
SK47.
Just forget you day in Blighty.
Go, join in , enjoy. Thats all you need to know. You'll learn the rest in June !
Oh, If a lad called Gilles gives you directions to a strip club, ignore him, it will be closed !!!!!!
Just forget you day in Blighty.
Go, join in , enjoy. Thats all you need to know. You'll learn the rest in June !
Oh, If a lad called Gilles gives you directions to a strip club, ignore him, it will be closed !!!!!!
Title: Re:another question
Post by: Gilles on May 05, 2004, 09:37:55 am
Oh, If a lad called Gilles gives you directions to a strip club, ignore him, it will be closed !!!!!!
It's not in my habits getting to such places, so I don't really know the opening times
Title: Re:another question
Post by: Stu on May 05, 2004, 09:55:39 am
Oh, If a lad called Gilles gives you directions to a strip club, ignore him, it will be closed !!!!!!
It's not in my habits getting to such places, so I don't really know the opening times
Title: Re:another question
Post by: BigH on May 05, 2004, 10:17:21 am
AK47,
You'll have a whale of a time mate, don't worry.
Generally the campsites have a very positive male/female ratio, and believe me, some of the females count as more than one. If you want, you can stip the whole night long. When darkness falls on Saturday night, the whole place goes sex crazy. Just think Caligula. Mind you, the other thing about ancient Rome was the tendency for the participants to leave the back door open, so you may want to give that one a little thought.
In The Village, it goes something like: bar, strip club, bar, strip club, animal centre, bar, restaurant, strip club, pancake shop, bar, zinc and castor oil shop (one the lads got a leather helmet last year), Ferrari main dealer, JK gig, strip club, St Johns ambulance, sex-shop, bar, pet-shop (for the hamsters), champagne bar. Get round the corner and it all starts again. Everything is open round the clock for three days, and most of the time during the other days.
There are beer tents, beer bars, beer cars, beer buses, beer monsters, beer mountains and beer ladies.
Surprisingly enough it's a little difficult to get hold of protection. Bring a bootful, keep some behind your ears.
There is a rumour of a outdoor pole-dancing gig at the champagne bar on Saturday night.
H
You'll have a whale of a time mate, don't worry.
Generally the campsites have a very positive male/female ratio, and believe me, some of the females count as more than one. If you want, you can stip the whole night long. When darkness falls on Saturday night, the whole place goes sex crazy. Just think Caligula. Mind you, the other thing about ancient Rome was the tendency for the participants to leave the back door open, so you may want to give that one a little thought.
In The Village, it goes something like: bar, strip club, bar, strip club, animal centre, bar, restaurant, strip club, pancake shop, bar, zinc and castor oil shop (one the lads got a leather helmet last year), Ferrari main dealer, JK gig, strip club, St Johns ambulance, sex-shop, bar, pet-shop (for the hamsters), champagne bar. Get round the corner and it all starts again. Everything is open round the clock for three days, and most of the time during the other days.
There are beer tents, beer bars, beer cars, beer buses, beer monsters, beer mountains and beer ladies.
Surprisingly enough it's a little difficult to get hold of protection. Bring a bootful, keep some behind your ears.
There is a rumour of a outdoor pole-dancing gig at the champagne bar on Saturday night.
H
Title: Re:another question
Post by: Steve Pyro on May 05, 2004, 10:43:20 am
There are beer tents, beer bars, beer cars, beer buses, beer monsters, beer mountains and beer ladies.
Surprisingly enough it's a little difficult to get hold of protection. Bring a bootful, keep some behind your ears.
There is a rumour of a outdoor pole-dancing gig at the champagne bar on Saturday night.
H
Surprisingly enough it's a little difficult to get hold of protection. Bring a bootful, keep some behind your ears.
There is a rumour of a outdoor pole-dancing gig at the champagne bar on Saturday night.
H
Waay haaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Don't forget the beer goggles for all the laydeees.
Poles to the ready ;D
(we knew we could rely on you H)
Title: Re:another question
Post by: BigH on May 05, 2004, 11:04:22 am
You're right Steve, how could I forget the beer goggles!??
The suggestion of enhanced eyesight also reminds me of Jodrell Bank, but maybe that should go on another list...
H
The suggestion of enhanced eyesight also reminds me of Jodrell Bank, but maybe that should go on another list...
H
Title: Re:another question
Post by: Mr. Rick on May 05, 2004, 03:11:37 pm
Poles to the ready ;D
Why? Are they helping us out again like in World War II?
