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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: gibberish on March 15, 2004, 06:52:43 pm

Title: Porches
Post by: gibberish on March 15, 2004, 06:52:43 pm

Breaking news

Junction 21 of the M25 NOW 17.50hrs (16/03/04)  Car transporter overturned spilling its load of nice new Porche cars.

I'm crying for the potential owners...........not.

I can't afford one       ::)

Title: Re:Porches
Post by: Simon (WRC GT4) on March 15, 2004, 06:58:02 pm

Guess my nice new shiney car's delivery will be delayed then  :'( :'( :'(

And i was just getting over the problems from a few years back when my last one was lost in the middle of the English channel  :o ;D

Title: Re:Porches
Post by: gibberish on March 15, 2004, 07:03:42 pm

Quote from: WRC GT4 on March 15, 2004, 06:58:02 pm

And i was just getting over the problems from a few years back when my last one was lost in the middle of the English channel  :o ;D

Comiserations old chap   :'(

Title: Re:Porches
Post by: Matt Harper on March 15, 2004, 07:53:50 pm

This reminds me of the gnarly old gag about a gypo who offers to paint this geezers porch for 25 quid. The homeowner thinks this is a storming deal until the gypo says that, for an even 40, he'll do the BMW aswell.  

Title: Re:Porches
Post by: Andy on March 17, 2004, 12:17:31 am

Who was the carrier? I need a new cigarette lighter for mine :D

Title: Re:Porches
Post by: Matt Harper on March 17, 2004, 04:13:48 pm

Porch Carrier?
Could that be 'Porsche Carrera' in another language?

Title: Re:Porches
Post by: hgb on March 17, 2004, 04:46:53 pm

What ? A Porsche Carrera spilled a load ?