Club Arnage

My dear Raoul.

It was so nice to finally meet you last night, and discuss some of the finer points of bestiality, and nechrophilia.  I was most interested in your adventures with BigH, but I still think the angle grinder was a bit too much.  Having thought it over, I agree that your plans to get to Le Mans this year are very workable.  We will just have to make sure that you survive the experience.  I'm sure BigH will be delighted when you jump out in front of him.

It was a little unfortunate the PC McGarry turned up, but I was most impressed with how you handled his truncheon.  Anyway, keep well, and see you soon.

Gibber

Very nice meeting with you all last night, my plans for le mans are now getting much more apparent. PC McGarry has kindly taken the service that myself and BigH have entertained ourselves with in-exchange for a blind eye towards my being here.

Speaking of blind eyes if that truncheon of his was any longer I WOULD have a blind eye!

I know what you mean.  I was getting a little worried there, and the barmaid seemed a bit distressed by the whole affair.  ::)

It wasn't an affair, it was just a drunken one night stand!! 8)

Now that I am sober again, I have realised that Raoul is a decieving little villain who must be further punished, and I am just the person to punish him, after all, a little Police brutality never hurt anyone (unless you are Rodney King)  :-X

As for my truncheon, I'd like to know where you hid it you little git. Perhaps that's why you didn't sit down for a while and were standing very upright??  Was it conceiled about your person. Is that why you had a such a grin all evening??  ???

Whilst I am unsure whether my truncheon will ever see the light of day again, I have put an order in to the Regional Police Authority (in Trumpton) for a new style baton. I've chosen the type below as used by the Scottish forces!

(http://www.crieff-highland-games.co.uk/images/2000-caber1.jpg)

Now now McGarry, play nicely. I thought you and Raoul had kissed and made up last night  ;D  Or were you just tongue wrestling??  :-\

It was all alcahol induced.  After several pints Raoul started to look relatively attractive. I'd say he's about an eight pinter!

Not as attractive as the likes of Miss Lovelace of course (or her little dogs for that matter) Now there's a real woman who I wouldn't mind sharing my tent with at Le Mans!!  ;)

(http://www.completecollections.co.uk/acatalog/srhCG28.jpg)

I am confused..... ???

Why DR??

Blimey, that almost sounds like my crime fighting friends Penfold.  (Crumbs DM)

(http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp0337.jpg)

That is a stricking resemblence of you PC McGarry ;D

Looking at your avatar reminds of the questiuon I meant to ask you last night........how did you lose your left ear??  I suppose it had something to do with BigH, an Angle Grinder and Viagra induced entertainment?

Well I made it to the train last night, despite turning right out the tube and walking for 20minutes in the wrong direction!!!
It was a good night especially meeting Raoul and PC McGarry the whole truncheon thing was very disturbing for the nice brazilian bar maid that I made a t**t of myself in front of last time!

The sight of McGarry to Raoul was amazing! Raoul said that his left ear was cut off in a trailer accident a few years ago after crossing a border.

I do hope to see him at Le Mans this year,

That's right it was a painfull experience but I hadn't realised I had said so much last night. I hope I didn't give out my address!

Having been in the merchant navy, been around the world and seen a few bizarre things, I must say the behaviour of Raoul and McGarry last night was rather perplexing.

I'm afraid the sight of the truncheon wielding brought tears to my eyes and it took me 10 solid minutes of grovelling apology to the barmaid to prevent her from calling her brothers Carlos and Alberto.

Mind you, give them their due, the fire brigade turned up in double quick time eh!

I seem to have missed some of this.  Was I 'over refreshed?

Stupid question  ::)

My dear Gibberish,  there is no such thing as over refreshed!!!   ;D

Sorry Mark.  Stupid of me again  ::)

I can't quite remember who called the fire brigade.  It wasn't me was it?

I think it was Zarse!!  He was concerned that with the amount of text messages you were sending him your mobile might catch fire!!   ;D ;D ;D

LOL,  :D forgot about that.  Wasn't I keeping him up to daye on the Raoul / McGarry thing?   :-X :-X

I think a combination of that...........and wanting to run up a final bill on your last night with the company mobile!!!  :-X

So that's why he kept phoning up those premium rate chat
lines then ?

No, that was just because he likes hearing Paula's voice!!  ;)

I thought that was Raouls fault  :o

Oh lordy :o :o

:o :o :o   Thanks for that one Nordic!! As predicted by Andy further down, it's been "moderated".

That's not me!

I have been in hiding for the last few weeks as I pissed off PC McGarry the other week.

See you all at Pre_quals?

Raoul.

It's not me either!!
H

Where the hell have her legs gone among other things!!! :-X

Crikey Oh Reilly!  :o

Whilst I don't expect this pic to stay here long before it's modded away, it does seem to show quite clearly some sort of hermaphrodite small person in stockings and a poor soul who looks to be not entirely dissimilar to a noted contributor of these pages being ramshunted. Who could it be?

One of our lot, Chris the Onanist, is heavily into the dwarf thing and is a big fan of the bloody midgets website. Enter at your own peril!

http://www.bloodymidgets.com/

Sorry if the graphic midget porn has made anyone lose their lunch, but it seemed to good to waste.

Here at Nordic towers the bloodymidgets site is going down a storm great one :D

Oi!
Midgets are real people as well you know!!
I find all this blatent commercial exploitation more than a little distasteful, and has no place on this forum. Where is the moderator when you need him?
Have you ever thought what life would be like without the Little People? Who'd assist Santa down at your local department store at Christmas, would you get normal sized people to dress up as cartoon characters? and who would do the testing for the latest Action Man outfits?
There's no-one better for getting the remote out from behind the sofa, weeding the goldfish gravel and let's face it they look fantastic on a trampoline.
If it wasn't for Alec Issigonis's strange nocturnal liaissons with the little tribe in the long grass at the bottom of his garden, then Robbo would be short of a bedroom poster or two. Actually I heard it wasn't just the gardens bottom that Sir A. was interested in, but that was before the internet. Why do you think Wolsey insisted on the Hornet?
Leave them alone I tell you.
H
Anyone know how many would fit in a phonebox?