Club Arnage

This could be something to take with you to Le Mans . ;D

Could save the unslightly sh*t down the back of your legs situation.

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Save time and worry cooking, use a bigger shovel for Pizzas etc

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I was in town today and saw a tremendous gadget in a shop. The "George Forman lean mean fat reducing grilling machine" Electric BBQ. If you have a power supply this could be the answer.

Actually, I was surprised when I first saw the box, as the word "reducing" is at 90 degree angle to the rest of the scrip and I couldn't read it. To me it read: "lean mean fat grilling machine and I wondered who would want to eat grilled fat? Then I remembered:


Mmmmmm.......    Grilled fat! ;D


Note to Nordic and Gibberish. The shop was TJs in Crawley Martletts. They've got excellent big gazebos with sides at £50 and those excellent fold down carryable camping chairs at £7.





Mmmmm.... More grilled fat.

Thanks Andy.  got the chairs, and already got a Gazebo.  :)

Andy, what colour and size are the "big" gaxebos?? Do they come with sidea all round??  May need to add to our "Village" for this year!  :) :)

Yeah, pretty sure there's sides all the way around, although a couple I think were like netting stuff. They're green and a funky hexagonal shape, although it would end up rhombus shape if our lot were to put it up pissed. :(

We had a big white 10 m x 3 m gazebo at LM last year - did us fine (and acted as garaging for the Cadillac - see picture)

HOWEVER one of our masses used it at his wifes birthday bash and it got a 'bit' knackered with the wind.

So does anyone know of a good shop selling 10 m x 3 m gazebos?



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Reading Makro had the green stripey ones, 3 long and one wide, for £50 + VAT last weekend.

Thanks for that Smokie

We paid that last year from Reading Makro for a white one and it has done us proud at a couple of outings. One of our guys who can't make it this year had a green and white one too so it made a great banquiting hall putting them together.

May need to venture over with the missus' people carrier and geta  couple more for this year.

As an aside, a small 3m x 3m one that we took on a family camping holiday once was invaluable when it rained and we put our nephew's pup tent under it!!

Hi Smokie, Go on then tell them about the white one you and I rented for $10 and hour then :'(
Canada Phil

For such little gazebos, I can find you here in LM and you'll pick it up next June

Good, idea Gilles, cheers.  Does that include 10m x 3m ??

I may find it for you...

... hold on a few days I'll give you the price.

SO it'll give you a few more available space in your car/trailer for extra beer/girlc  ;)

Sounds like a great idea!!!  I would be interested too Gilles.

we bought a new one for this year to go with the new trailer. Its £50 from Argos , and bloody heavy , really heavy and big even when bagged up , but has sides and comes in a nice shade or Blue.

What a scam these George Forman Grills are.  I bought one and it didn't help my boxing skills at all.  I got my face punched in...

Actually, they're f**k*ng incredible.  It cooks anything perfectly.  I know that sounds like a load of crap but it's true.  Meat, fish, large slabs of lard, you name it.

What's wrong with blue then?


Canada Phil splahed out his hard earned on a $10 3m sq one at Sebring last year, to give us some shade from the burning sun. This would probabl;y have been late Friday afternoon. We got it back and erected it - magnificent.

About 90 minutes later the mother of all storms hit Sebring. For over an hour (or was it two?) there were four of us standing under this gazebo, holding each corner tightly so it didn't take off and damage nearby vehicles etc. I have never seen such rain for such a long time. You couldn't afford to let go for a second as it would have been whipped out of your hand. Pidge said it was the edge of a typhoon or something...

Suffice to say, it was useless once the rains subsided. I was surprised that Phil thought it worthwhile to bother taking home the poles which hadn't got bent...

Oh, and earlier that afternoon I'd bought an official Mobil1 Sebring shirt, something over £20 IIRC. Next day the stall was having a Storm Damage sale, and I could have had 2 for the price of 1...

Yes, I remember arriving at the disaster site on Saturday morning.  You guys looked like you had been defending the Khe Sanh airbase in Vietnam.

I prefer the George Formby Grill - turned out rice again....

Nothing , spelling mistake again. should read NICE SHADE OF BLUE

Synchronicity city again. You absolutely would not believe this, but I actually bought a George Formby Greatest Hits cassette for 25p yesterday in Redruth, Cornwall! And it is to take to Le Mans too! My mate Paul is bringing his ukelele along this year, to go alaong with the Jack Douglas/Alf Ippitittimus costume.

Redruth is a strange place, I found six shops that had top hats for sale. Why?  ???

Can you hear me mother?

No Son, you seem to have lost it again...  :)  :)  

Eeeee!
Eeeee!
Eeeee Mother!

I'm ridin' in the TT
Ridin' in the TT
Ridin' in the TT race
When I'm cleanin' windows.
Mother, what'll I do now?


What a c*** he was, about as funny as gum disease. I'd like to stick him in his little snapshot album.  >:(

Never was my cup of tea, but I gather he was the highest paid entertainer (anywhere) of his age.  Mega star and all that sh**.  What does that say about our forebears?  ::)

You both need this :

http://www.ukes.freeserve.co.uk/george%20formby%20-%20beatles,%20quiz%20books.html
 (http://www.ukes.freeserve.co.uk/george%20formby%20-%20beatles,%20quiz%20books.html)



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NOPE..NEVER.............NADA.............NIET...............NON..............NEIN

Don't sit on the fence umming and aahing Gibberish. Do you want one or not?!?!?   ;D

Awe..........go on then.  Bring me a copy tonight, and we all sing along together.............................NOT   :-X