Title: Am I the First?
Post by: Doh! on May 12, 2003, 11:41:37 pm
Just opened up the forum in response to THE email - just brilliant. Must check out the new web page too. :o
See you on MB yet again this year - that'll be 13 on the bounce- and I don't think it's unlucky either! ;)
I should be taking my PT Cruiser and hopelfully the gang I'm with will be close to the main gate again. We're 2 short (as opposed to too short) but I'm sure we'll cope..... more beer to go round.
See you SOON! :P
See you on MB yet again this year - that'll be 13 on the bounce- and I don't think it's unlucky either! ;)
I should be taking my PT Cruiser and hopelfully the gang I'm with will be close to the main gate again. We're 2 short (as opposed to too short) but I'm sure we'll cope..... more beer to go round.
See you SOON! :P
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: smokie on May 13, 2003, 02:23:36 am
Are you the first what??? Answers on a postcard lads...
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: Ruptured Duck Motorsport on May 13, 2003, 09:21:07 am
First one to admit to going in a PT Cruiser? ;)
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: Rich - Team Gulp Racing on May 13, 2003, 04:00:30 pm
So, that'll be a PT Cruiser with reg number KM52UFB going by your username? Plate 'cloners' will be queing up at Halfords Number Plate Dept as we speak.
Expect a few snapshots of your car doing 'bad stuff' in Manchester, Leeds, Quedgley, etc, etc, etc over the next few weeks...
Unless of course your name really is KM52UFB??
Rich - Team Gulp Racing
P.S. Welcome to Club Arnage!
Expect a few snapshots of your car doing 'bad stuff' in Manchester, Leeds, Quedgley, etc, etc, etc over the next few weeks...
Unless of course your name really is KM52UFB??
Rich - Team Gulp Racing
P.S. Welcome to Club Arnage!
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: Ruptured Duck Motorsport on May 13, 2003, 05:39:56 pm
Ahhhh its like the old Viz gag...
"Cant afford those expensive private number plates for your car? Simply change your name by deed-pole and hay-presto... Personalised plates.
Mr SUD131Y"
"Cant afford those expensive private number plates for your car? Simply change your name by deed-pole and hay-presto... Personalised plates.
Mr SUD131Y"
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: Andy on May 13, 2003, 09:53:39 pm
I tried to get my new number plate KM53UFB for my blat down through France to the holy ground.
the guy at halfords refused to serve me when he asked what it was for and i told him a PT Cruiser. just laughed.
the guy at halfords refused to serve me when he asked what it was for and i told him a PT Cruiser. just laughed.
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: hgb on May 13, 2003, 10:18:29 pm
Translate... don't get it.
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: Doh! on May 13, 2003, 11:07:03 pm
Lets see how many cruisers turn up with that plate then? ;D ;D ;D
At least you all know to look for now - must remember to engage brain before coming up with these login names.... ::)
As for using the Cruiser - beer space for the return leg- OK so it's not a Tranny, but frankly my dear I don't give a
At least you all know to look for now - must remember to engage brain before coming up with these login names.... ::)
As for using the Cruiser - beer space for the return leg- OK so it's not a Tranny, but frankly my dear I don't give a
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: pretzel on May 14, 2003, 02:32:44 pm
Surely the beer space is for the outward leg.............
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: smokie on May 14, 2003, 02:38:25 pm
Surely the beer space is for the outward leg.............
That'd be like coals to Newcastle wouldn't it?
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: pretzel on May 14, 2003, 05:53:52 pm
Sorry... should have been more specific. I only meant the last bit of the outward leg, i.e. from Carrefour/Super U/LeClerc (delete as appropriate) to campsite.
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: BigH on May 14, 2003, 09:14:46 pm
Sandra Bullocks Arse!! how do you manage to direct beer to different legs? It sounds a helluva trick, no matter what drinking position I’ve assumed, it’s always gone to both, albeit by various routes.
Mind you, that Yugoslavian brandy always seems to get me from the waist down only. Which is great when your sitting down having an erudite and intelligent conversation (translate that as ‘complete and dangerous bollocks’ to any one in earshot who hasn’t been drinking nectar from the Croats), but when I get up I find my ankle and knee joints have been replaced by omni-directional universal joints, and my feet are on ball castors. Luckily, while skating around with happy feet and swivelling knees, the still sober hand can maintain a firm grasp on the bottle. But not, sadly, reality.
H
Mind you, that Yugoslavian brandy always seems to get me from the waist down only. Which is great when your sitting down having an erudite and intelligent conversation (translate that as ‘complete and dangerous bollocks’ to any one in earshot who hasn’t been drinking nectar from the Croats), but when I get up I find my ankle and knee joints have been replaced by omni-directional universal joints, and my feet are on ball castors. Luckily, while skating around with happy feet and swivelling knees, the still sober hand can maintain a firm grasp on the bottle. But not, sadly, reality.
H
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: Andy on May 14, 2003, 11:09:31 pm
I cant say ive had that problem.
I dont know wether or not i want what you were drinking BigH.
do you or have you written the manual for getting sh*t faced with style?
I dont know wether or not i want what you were drinking BigH.
do you or have you written the manual for getting sh*t faced with style?
Title: Re:Am I the First?
Post by: Canada Phil on May 15, 2003, 05:03:12 am
Hi BigH & Andy, Nice picture of the Creperie there H.
Thanks for that. I too find too much liquor makes my knees bend the other way. That is why I stick to the Beer.
Not long now
Canada Phil
Thanks for that. I too find too much liquor makes my knees bend the other way. That is why I stick to the Beer.
Not long now
Canada Phil
