Club Arnage

Or should that be "chaps with far too much time on their hands"?

Seems Monsieur Zarse is the top timewaster at the mo', with Gilles a not far behind 2nd then it's a small gap and a gaggle of five gossipers for 3rd (including me!) .. I really should get some more work done!

 ;D

The list is here http://www.clubarnage.com/yabbse/index.php?board=;action=mltop and, Rick, at the time of writing, you ARE third! smokie

I'm not in this ranking, because a part of my job is to answer to your requests...

.... other postings are strictly to better understand your humor !  :P

Proper analysis will show that I tend to do my postings in bursts of activity. This leaves the other 98% of the day free to do other slightly less sad things, like working. ;D >:(

Glad I am 7th not in top 5  ;D

Bugger !!

(DR, I think you're still included in Rick's comments above though  ;) )

And most of the posts are complete rubbish. Mine anyway

The art of saying nothing eh? 500 or so posts, and I cant remember any of em  ;D

I am suprised that i've made the "Top Table".

Hopefully  in June we might find you guys at the Shampoo Bar as as we always say it would  nice to put faces to names(well possibly....as some of us are uglier than others)!!!!!!

Wishy

I will make a point of getting there this year (damn, it still feels good to refer to the race as; "this year"  ;D )

Well for once count me in for the Shampoo Bar. Not a working w/end for me this year with the 40th on Sunday and all. Got a mate coming over from Madrid especially for the event and have promised him mucho cerveza etc. and have already highlighted the SB as one of the main things for Saturday!!

 ;D

there's me thinking this  was about picture'posters' how wrong was I

Ah well now you come to mention it, there are some cracking Bentley prints on ebay right now!!!  ;)

Yes, I've just had a look.  Very subtle Rick.  ;)

 ;D Tee hee!  ;)

Well Rick

This year could be a good one.

Pretzel also celebrates his birthday over the Le Mans weekend,although he is now forty someting and not a grey hair in sight

So it looks as if the Saturday night,might just be an excuse for another good session.

Wishy

it is also the birthdays of myself and Chris on the 11th, see a mega hang over coming my way.

Uh-oh!! Major birthday frenzy on MB!! BIIIGGGG Hangovers methinks!!  ;D

Yeah Wishy, you need an excuse to drink at Le Mans don't you?!?!   ;D

This year my birthday falls the weekend after as the race is earler than in the last few years. I don't expect this small fact to make any difference on the alcohol consumption front though  :-\

BTW Wishy - Thanks for the compliment re: non-greying hair, I think though maybe you need glasses.

It's Gazza's birthday (the big pie boy) on LM weekend so it always gets celebrated in style!! ;D ;D

With interest I read the top posters list, and the poster who has made me laugh the most is not in the top 10
ITS   BIG H

Thats because he's a few short.

We're going to be real ill on the way home :-X, its one of the lad's birthday on the friday and its my stag-do. Must remember to pack my E111 form and my waterproof matress :P.

....and your incontinence pants  ;)

Sconefinger - I thought you were 15 ( stag do ??? )

Or i am all mixed up again.

Ooh, good call on the pants Steve! Think I'll add those to my list too. The equivalent of a pit stop saved in the drinking race!!

Nearly at the 700 barrier too Sir - my you have been a prolific poster in recent times. Must be winter and nowhere else to go!!!

 ;D

Or a sad b*stard with nothing to do, see or drink  :'(

Glad I'm not the only one. The cupboard looked so full before Crimbo!!! All the special offer malt now gone  :'( ... I'll have to raid the kids' piggy banks!!

 ;D

Off topic and slightly wayward, but I've been posting so much recently that I keep seeing my "Carole Bouquet" avitar to such an extent that I dream about her virtually every night now!! Which is nice!

 ;)

To link to another topic Rick, maybe you do need a copy of the new Haynes manual after all  ;D




(bugger........700)

RIGHT on the money there Ian - couldn't agree more - a wee bit surreal sometimes but generally his contributions are brilliant - a truly funny guy. Zarse too, must get a mention - the Commer van stuff is getting a bit old, but the puke paddling and the photo with him and the dead pig shine through as comedy masterpieces. We should have a poll for CA stand-up act of the year....

Jeez Steve!! Making full use of Mr.Z's snowy sojourn aren't you?? You are one awy from top saddo. Reply to this and you're there!!!  ;D  :D  ;)

Sorry, I couldn't resist the invitation  ;D

The sign of a true pro!!

 ;D

But you're only 6 behind Rick!!!

I'm sure Mr Zarse will hit us with an avalanche of replies upon his return  ;D

 ;D

Level pegging at the moment. Steve and Rick on 731 each!!!!!  :)

Who will be the leader when Andy returns??

JP, you appear to be surging forward just behind us !

Still behind Mr Zarse though. Although I think this one may have just jumped me to 4th?  ;)

This is all rather indicative of the fact that I need to get more contracts and earn some money - much as I love bantering with you fine band of chaps!!

I have been very good today and deleting some of my crudy posts , which menas the gap between me and Gibberish is getting bigger whilst he is sleeping or working or both..

I say sir!  One works whilst posting, drinks beer afterwards, and THEN sleeps :D

Robbo, if I did that with mine, I'd be back to Llama status   :-\

Will anyhting change once 1000 posts are up.

Mega Yabb Sex god Status ??

Yes but if you just counted the ones that werent complete b@@ll@ocks,how many would you have then?
PM

Just for you Stu, all I will say is 2-1, thats the cup as well as the City of Culture.
Brian. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Will endorse P Ms post if this forum is about posting to get numbers rather than interesting , informative and problably more importantly witty( Que Andy Zarse & Big H )posts we should pack up and go
                                                    Ianb

What have you been on, thats another.

well in liverpool.

That's a bit harsh Brian. I'm a Spurs fan and I didn't mention our 2-1 win over you last week!

Oops, I just did!!!!   ;D

And i dont think ive mentioned that i'm a Gooner on Tour in Wales
PM

I'm not surprised you keep that quiet!!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Shan't!!! So there, nyah!!  ;) I was bored, needed something to brighten up the day.  ;D Which living in the flatlands of Lincolnshire is an almost daily occurrence!!

I wasn't aware that this was a talent show  ???

Niether was I Steve......................676  ;D

just try to not decrease far away all of you  :-[

To say nothing in English, the only word that I know is "nothing" and not all your crappy and academically ununderstandable posting  :P

I was trying to avoid mentioning that. Just a minor slip. But thats not the cup going to that Shitty of Culture yet and I bet you a beer case that it dosn't.

Very good Gilles ;D

Just noticed that the top of the table is very close now but well done Steve Brown you are starting to run away with it.

Link here if you need it again.

http://www.clubarnage.com/yabbse/index.php?board=;action=mltop

Jesus, I'm on page 1.  :o

And so you should be hgb!!  :)