Club Arnage

I know that this is not a political forum. But many of its users have a distorted sense of humour, so in light of the UK leaving the EU and the complete nonsense talked about it, I thought that you might like to discuss the things that we will obviously miss or not miss when the UK leaves the EU.

For me, I will not miss Scots men and Scots women - the logic is that when the UK leaves the EU, Scotland will have an excuse for a referendum and Mrs Fish (nee Sturgeon) will get them to leave, 'cos the EU gives money to basket cases, I mean developing countries.

So what will you miss and why?

Aricus

Aricus dude we have deceided to still allow the UK to carry on enjoying a beer with us who have left the island and live on the continent after all the JEDI wouldnt be the same. We even have non european members, but the joint world wide drinking initiative would leave us with a sh*t acronym! All welcome to drink beer in europe or not. Lets hear it for common sense.

If we do leave Europe can we go somewhere nice like the Caribbean?

I have to admit that I'd be glad to see the back of the Eurovision Song Contest, but where are we going to put all the criminals living in Marbella, and all the other ex-pats.

where would you get your flowers from then ;) local :-X

The BIG question here is whether leaving the EU will affect beer & wine prices?

Will we be free to foray for Fitou without EU intervention and set our own rates?

Can we start to re-import full-fat 5.2% Stella Artois?

These, my friends, are the important questions that must be answered!