Club Arnage

Hi, as a new user do not know if I am doing this right but here goes. My name is Paula, I live in Manchester.
Just been dumped by boy freind, the problem that I have is that we had booked for the 24hr leman race. I have not been before. I have tickets for a camp site called Maison Blanche. Is this far from the track? What is security like. My best friend Jayne, has aggreed to come in boyfreinds place but we are worried that two 24 year old girls on their own may be at risk.
Or are there plenty of English men and women that use this site.
We do like to party, what are the bars and night life like.
Hope there is some one that can help.
Paula.XXXXX

Paula, think you are going to be surprised to the reponse to your requests,on this forum. M.B is right on the circuit, very safe providing you do not leave valubales laying around, but not a lot to do of an eveniing and not a lot of partys take place :-X :-X
brian

Paula,
You have a ticket for what's probably the best campsite.
The track runs next to it, so depending where you pitch your tent, you can be 20m or 200m from it.
Security's not bad, we have never had a problem. It's mainly men, some of them are lovely, on the campsites, but there are quite a few women around, as well as families, couples etc. There are a few men who would like to be women.
It is very good natured, everyone is up for a laugh, and the party atmosphere lasts for about 4 days. There are plenty bars/restaurants/snack bars etc around the circuit.
As the ad says, just do it, you won't regret a minute.
Any more questions, just ask!
H

Paula,

Best thing for you to do is hook up with a group of Maison Blanche regulars. They are a mostly harmless and fairly well behaved bunch.
They will be happy help, and show you the ropes at the track.

Let us know how you get on in the 'it happened to me' forum.

Thanks for that,Brian,H and Dave.What is the best day to arrive as we both are off work for the week before and the week after the race. A friend that lives in Normandy, has suggested that we leave our car at Portsmouth, long stay is only around £35, for 4 days. This would allow us to travel as foot passengers and our friend is lending us a Triumph Stag, to drive to the track, this means that we can travel when we want.
Do you have access to the camp site with your car?and is we get stuck putting up our tent is there any guy's that would lend a hand and maybe show us the sites.

Paula.

Paula,

You can park up next to your tent, no problem there. If you want a good spot then come early.
There is activity all week from Monday and Tuesday scrutineering in the Place de Jacobins in
the city centre, to qualifying Wednesday and Thursday and the parade on Friday.
Oh yes, and a race on Saturday and Sunday  :)

Dave.

Paula, we will be on site from the Monday, on M.B. Look for Silver Ford Ranger and portable garage, any help you require we have a strong young un in our party that will assist with any problems that u have.

Brian. :P :P

Paula Can you or your mate cook? cos if so you can camp next to us

Ian, the amount of places you are offering to tape off for people, I think we should set off not on the Sunday 8/6/03, how does the thursday sound 5/6/03.
How much tiger tape do we have. Mind you if they can cook, why not.

Catch u later.

Brian.

HI Paula,

There's not only English boys who can help you, I know at least one French one who will be pleased to do it.

Which day do you planned to arrive?

Depending of it, they're some places to visit, not only race and car related.

 :D If you'll be here on Friday evening, we'll be pleased to invite you at our lunch in a wonderful French restaurant.  ;)

In case of questions, don't hesitate to ask, ...

... there's probably no one that we can't answer.

Gilles

If I was you I'd prepare yourself for a few days of being the centre of attention, with all manner of blokes, at varying stages of ineberation, seeking to chat you up.

However theres no doubt that there will be plenty of people willing to help you erect your tent, and as my g/f says they may want help with theirs!

As has been said there all sorts of events and bars around the circuit although they are outdoors,a nd you won't find a nightclub atmosphere around the place.

Having said that I suspect you'll have a great time, you'll see some fantastic cars, you might even see a few minutes racing.

If the weather is good you'll get a great sun tan, as well has having numerous admirers offering to rub in the sun cream!  If the weather is crap its not so good!

Oh and the showers are an interesting experience!

Hi Paula,

As Brian has said allready there is a "youngun" in our group namely me who would be happy to help you with tents and such like.

I went to the race for first time last year and stopped at MB and we are again this year I agree with Big H probably the best site to be on, everyone is helpful and friendly and you are only 5-10mins walk away from the main stands/bars etc.

As for whether there would be any English people on the site it will be hard to spot anyone else. I think you will have a great laugh even if you don't like motoracing as there is so much to do.

Thanks guys, I never expected such a response you have all been very helpful. In the ticket pack left by my x boyfriend, there is a blue card membership card with the initails A.C.O, I have observed many references to this on this site. What is it, and is the card of any use to us on our visit. Thanks again for all your help.
Paula & Jayne.XXXXXX

Paula,

Delboy, what on earth happened there, did the wife appear behind you just as your male juices started to flow.

Brian.

Paula (try again - hit the wrong key!)  The blue card is a membership card for the ACO (Automobile Club de l'Ouest) who are the organising body for the race.  It gives you (somewhat dubious) breakdown insurance whilst in France, cheaper tickets (not relevant in this case as you already have the tickets), access to the members enclosure in the Village, and a host of material including a free program.  So if you have it, take it with you.  Also, the toilets in the ACO stand, half way along the pit straight, are the best on the circuit.   :D

DB
 

Brian

The thought of communicating with a nubile 24-year old, especially with her sign-on name, gave me a bit a shakey hand.  However, I feel that I may be a trifle too old for Paula (I first went to LM in 1965), but it doesn't stop me dreaming!!!    :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

DB

DB, like me,keep dreaming, but at least your aborted attempt has made Paula, a HOT TOPIC. :-*
Brian.

Something tells me that Paula could be BigH or Rusty having a jolly wheeze!!
Or it could be that Paula is the name given to the wanking Sock
PM

Am only sat here this morning thinking that I totally agree with you powermite, but I can think of a few other people it could be too.

Call me a sceptic but with some of the stories etc that get posted on here a think i'll take this with a pinch of salt.

However if I am wrong I do appologise and will be on hand to put up tents etc as previously mentioned.

This is not a wheeze, we are two girls going to Le man, for the first time, I should have been going with my boy friend, but this has not worked out, so Jayne is coming with me.
It seems that Power mite and Chris from Liverpool have doubts, but you will see and we may even cook for a few of you, but you will have to do your own washing. Jayne has called around today and aggrees with me, that you are a great bunch of guys, if this is a taste of what is to come roll on June.
Paula.xxxxxxxxx

'Am only sat here this morning thinking that I totally agree with you powermite, but I can think of a few other people it could be too. '

Is someone casting asparagus??

Would never cast asparagus as I am very fond of it!!!!!. And I do hope that I am totally proven wrong with regard to this being a wheeze but I will withold judgement now until june.

I look forward to meeting you Paula & Jayne and will welcome you into our humble camp for a beer or two. I am sure the old uns won't mind, see you both June!!!!  ;)

OK, I'll fall for it too.

There's two spare beds in the caravan on Maison Blanche with me and Mark if you need 'em...

Roll on June indeed...

Mind you, you'd have to clear your sleeping bags out of the way twice a day so we can spread the mags out...

Reading this it looks to me as though young Chris, of the Liverpool boys, may become an erection expert. But remember Chris, only after the old ones have had the horlicks and are fast asleep. :-[ :-[

Not guilty here PM, in fact I thought it was you pulling the same gag that you pulled on Smokie last year on the Sunday night chatroom.
Rusty  ;)

Paula, as this is your first trip, go to the new club arnarge site, loads of info, maps etc, that will be a great help not only to you but others going or thinking of making the trip.

Wouldn't dream of doing anything till you were fast asleep (wink wink) how else are we supposed to get it on camera.

I can see it now. The whole of the male population of MB joining the gym tomorrow and calling into Boots to see whats the new cutting edge aftershave. Will have to find my way over for a beer now from Houx Annexe.

Stu

Stu, only if it is Brut or old spice,oh and dont forget the string vest.

 ;D ;DDo you know it amazes me that the only 2 things that can get people talking are BEER!!! and YOUNG WOMEN!!!!. Strange that really isn't it??????.

OK Maybe not!!!
 ;D

Hi Karate, now that gets the ladies dripping like a George Forman grill.


Did I just say that.

Stu

Quite correct. 2 pints and my wife just won't shut up. And that works both ways.

Stu

Nice on Stu, ( like the exploding head). But Chris that gives me an idea. How about spiking Bart's horlicks, then throw a couple of pints of steella down Paula and Jayne, you can then perform your erection thing and I can operate the camera.
What do you think. ::) ::)

Now there's a thought  ;D ;D ;D would be interestin to see what Paula & Jayne thought about a few pints of cold stella????

On me fourth large low flyer, screen becoming blurred, it's good training for the event though. Got the tent out today, found a dirty pair of leopard skin skiddy's in the bag. Come on own up who's are they, as they do not belong to me. They are still quite ripe and have a fungus growing in the crutch piece. May bring them along to go on top of the flag pole.  >:( >:(

Not guilty with the leopard skin gruds all mine a leather studded ones. As for practice ave been doing some of that in the Butchers arms earlier on today.

The tent has been out for 2 days now and does not seem to be leaking good considering the amount of rain that we have had today. Oh well keep up the training speaking of which time for another scotch I think!!!

One for Belly, god love him. Ah go on then!

Ah! go on then!!!!

He will definitely be missed!!!!! Full starength for next year hopefully!!!!!

No I have a wedding to pay for . :-[ :-[ :-[

I know but at least you have manged to get to go this year even on the back of some else's missfortune. BELIVE me i know how that feels but we'll all have a good laugh still

Will drink to all those that you mean God Bless em.

Don't mention weddings. We say the photographer the other day.  Suddenly my fiancee who turns the telly righht off, rather than using standby to save money, suddenly spent an extra £300 on the photos!

We do a good line in videos and am sure can give a good deal for the Liverpool boys video service as long as its on MB in june"!!!

Chrisgr, I now what you mean, my one turns the gas out when she turns the toast over. But my wallet has got a bad case of migraine.

With all the excitement that Paula and Jayne's visit to LM has caused, everybody seems to have forgotten the poor deluded fool who left his tickets and ACO membership with his X. :o
The guy needs a visit from the men in white coats.

 :-*In best Leslie Philips accent, fiddles with moustache:

"Hellooo! Ding dong! I say! What are a couple of divine creatures such as you two doing at a frightful motor race? More Champagne?"

The reaction from some correspondents on this forum, who frankly should know better, has been little short of amazing! Although I think Smokie redeemed himself with the magazine comment.

But generally, it's been like a verbal Carry On film. All cos a couple girls want to spend a weekend camping. Really gents, get a grip. As the late great Syd James would say on seeing the innocent young Barbara Windsor character come mincing into the campsite..... Pphhwwwooorrrr!!

Now if only we could all find an event only women go to....

..there is such a place,The Maternity Dept.!!!!!!
OOO What a lovely pair!!!

PM

ACO membership gets you entry into the ACO members enclosure - food and cold drinks on sale, proper sit-down, clean toilets etc. 'Canteen/restaurant' style permanent building with outdoor terrace. It's located overlooking the exit to the pit-lane on the inside of the track. Entry is via a gateway through from the village - near the Champers bar.

ACO membership also used to get you entry in the old museum building which had similar facilities (located at the 'back' of the village - usually with old cars parked on the grass). Can anyone confirm?

Usually one card gets entry for the member and one guest.

Rich - Team Gulp Racing

Rich,
Yep,still gets you into the old museum,plus 5 or 6 guests,as long as they pay a few euros
PM

When is it open - was closing up last time I went, think it may have been a Friday, but I was rather drunk (please use Rowley Birkin QC voice)

Come on guy's I only asked a few questions and am amazed at the reponse, what a helpful bunch you all are. ;D
But for the doubters amongst you, I have made a note that you all meet on the Saturday at 2200 hours,in the Shampoo bar, tell me how we find it and Jayne and I will be there to thank you in person.And maybe buy you a beer.
Paula.XXXXXX

Hi Paula, It is 21:00 or 9pm Local time at the Champagne Bar which is on the left as you exit the Tunnel coming from the Main enterance going towards the " village" The usual suspects will be in attendance with a few newbies added each year.
Canada Phil

Have you decided when you are travelling?
     remember its bank holiday on the Monday
           IanB

you like fish and chips?

Felix, dont be invading this topic, is it not enough that you have a topic of your own.
Cat ch u later. ( very novel).
Brian.

You'll struggle to buy a beer in the Shampoo bar as I seem to recall it only sells champagne.  I also vaguely recall thats its not too expensive nor too good!

Come to think of it I haven't told the other half theres a champagne bar there.  If she finds it the onl;y way we'll get away is if I carry her when shes comatose!

I always take my own (champagne, that is, not comatose woman - now THERE'S an idea...)

I have only been to the champagne bar once, and as a result missed the end of the race!  As regards the comatose women, I'd best not offer you mine as she might get upset!

Chris, she would not know if she was comatoesed, tell you what that would solve a lot of problems for Le man, week, I say comatose them all from as early as 7/6/03. and keep them in that state until our return around the 18/6/03.
Brian.

Ian, we have decided to leave Manchester on Monday 9th June,out of Portsmouth 2230 to Caen, we will not get down to Masion Blanche, until the Wed evening, as we are staying one night with my friend at a place just outside Quistreham, called Lisieux. Hope to catch up with you at the site and all the other guy's.
Paula.xxxxxx

Paula, noticed you had moved to page 2, so thought I would get you up to the top again, on top is where you belong.
IBT.

Good to see there is still some chivalry out there,or is there another reason?
                                    Ian

We Manc's are all gentlemen, as to the reason, it is not what you are thinking. Paula, is one top chick, we go back a long way. Pity we are not going this year. Be warned those that meet the pair of them( as Jayne is going ) watch out, they are game for most things. Within reason.great laugh and good sports and drinkers.  

 :P

Paula, there are three of us travelling down from Bury. I'm sure that we can attend to your every neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed ;D

Bury boys, looks like you are at the back of a very large line of llamas, but as most of us will be well on, if you stay sober you may be able to push in at the front.

What wrong with Ianbt only nuclear wars should stop this pilgrimage every year
                           Ianb

Or a wedding! That would start a good string. Power mite or Smokie to get a licence to marry people on a mad Friday on MB. They could be blessed with PM's w***king sock. Some thought, with this sock I thee bless.

Could catch on or you could catch something for PMs w..king sock!
      Ian

more facial hair and farting

come on Bob this appears to be  your stock answer.I am told that Paula's just ironed her red one piece cossy ready for June being careful to avoid burning the white writing on the front

whats the writing say or can I guess

Bob, you will get the hang of this forum after a while, it will say HAWIAN TROPIC :o

It could says 'fooled you its a windup!'

In that case she's a cheap imitation. I won't attempt to spell it but I know that's wrong...

(nobody loves a pedant eh?)

Whoops, Paula, you nearly went to page two, come on girl get back on top. ::)

dear Paula and Jayne,
we already have two topless beauties booked on our site (cateram and e-type) but i am sure they won't mind sharing the pitch

from bobsboltonboys :o :P

Smokie, perhaps another vote is in order. Everyone can say if they thing Paula and Jayne are real, and if not, who they think the spoofer is.

I must admit I'm leaning towards them being real.

I'll certainly be calling by to check as I am sure a number of us will!!

JP, that has been done, hope you voted.I now have a mission in life and that is to keep them both on page one. Nearly said on top, but that may offennd other female members and Sir Smokie, the bastard has already deleted one of our postings, some power these moderators have, believe me do not push him.

Paula on top isn't a problem for me... :o


Have I been too harsh? sowwy...

Too fluckin tawoo, Smokie, question, as a moderator do you never sleep?
Brian.

Getting in training...

I have been in training for 12 years, still find it hard to cope. The thing that realy piss's me off is attending all those meetings at A.A when I get back. I am not a alcho just a llama.( Nothing wrong with that)
Bri.

Brizzee, you will need 12 years training if I get holdd o yo on MB, this year. Smokie I would expect more decorum as a moderator.
Paula xxxx
PS. Just got in from agreat piss up.

Now , now Paula you'll have to be careful saying things like that to Brian his pace maker will short circuit, and if it does it will be me who has to try and bloody cary him.

Keep up the training see you in a couple of weeks

No need to pack any knickers it will be to HOT!!

Paula, just surfin and noticed all your fans, how is life treating you, sorry to hear that you have split with your boy friend, thought he was an ok geezer. I am not going to Le man this year, missed last year also.
Will meet up when you get back and have a drink, and you can tell me all that went on. Have a great time.
Belinda.

Send us a photo so all these fine upstanding young fit handsome men can say  HELLO

Just to wet your appetite, this is Jayne, Finland 2001, more photo's may follow. See you all in the Shampoo Bar, that's if we can find it.
Paula.XXXXXXXXXXXXX

Jayne is a lovely car!!!!!  ??? ??? ??? ???

Although whether she will start after the ws goes missing and a line of blokes fill the egsaust up will be another matter!!!!!!

I just know i don't want to be stood outside when that happens

Are you going this year if so where are you camping
       Bob

Just logged on and what do I find , a quite tasty sounding female . Whotcha Babe

Q.. do you have to be registered to sell food etc at the circuit and campsites?

Oh no here we go again? Muttley, do you like hairy ladyboys from Liverpool?

Selling food? Different question. Ask Brian, he has a mate called Felix who takes an old Fish and Chip van.....

Gets 'em every time eh Zarse?   ;D

Whos winding who up now !

Who is Felix? I think Andy has been on the apple juice again, I have never met the man. Now Jayne and Paula I would be able to tell you a few tasty tales over a cool beer on a hot and barmy evening in a field in france.
 ;) ;) ;)

Brian, I'm sure you would !!  :o

paula
we can you help you spare camp site, bottom left very near porche curves
 ask for tim

Tim, that is a nice offer, but would you be able to put up with two Manc raver's for a full weekend, will see you at the Shampoo bar no doubt and you can buy us a drink.
Luv.
paula xxx

I left my bottom near the Porsche curves one year.
A Mazda caught me by surprise. Better than Grimbergen it was.

Paula, I'll send some bromide up in todays post. And as for Felix, and Daves request for Fanny Batter.....well, I'm speechless. (is that what goes on your pie'n'mash?)

Felix wound us up something rotten last year. People were scalping tickets to be first in the queue for a fish supper once he arrived. And talking about something rotten, if he broke down in his van on the way down, then I don't think it could have been long before the halibut got a little high. Mind you I think the AA give priority to breakdowns involving lone females and fish vans. A lone female in a fish van would hardly have time to draw breath before she was back on the road again. I believe it's called 'Fish-Start', and puts an extra £5/annum on your membership.
H

Being a member of the AA was worth it this year as I got £100 off the cost of the portsmouth - caen fast crossing... little did they know I was canceling it 10 days after. ;D ;D

Hey Paula, think we should re name this where the fluck are you babe bin missin for some time. come back into our lives.
Rastarse

Just to bring you back up again, Page 5 is not your rightful place is it , you should be two pages nearer the front
  c u soon

Back on page one, keep it up ,she will soon be top of the thread board again.   :-* :-* :-*

Hello to all on this forum, i have just read all these posts with interest. Paula, is my Sister and is some girl. She has put me in touch with this site and wants to pass on her regards to all tthe great people she met and conversed with on this site. I have told her not to forget her freinds on this site and to get online asap.
She is well and settled in NZ, with a baby due in June, wonder what she will call it being born in the month of the race.
As the title of this thred says. Some suggestions.
Brocky

If the baby is a girl, will she have her own high heels?

For names, how about Sandra the Slobberer.

Paula, her friends and family worry me...

I'm not sure they should be encouraged...

June the Dribbler??

Davina Dew Drop ;D

Smokie, I am sure that Paula and her avatar should be encouraged at all times. Mind you I draw the line at June Dribblerin her own high heels, yet... WELL in JUNE that is...

That avatar had my mate in raptures for weeks...

Bill ;)

Hi, to all you CA's, have been off line for some time, what a lot of catching up i am having to do, baby due in 5 wks, and no name has yet been decided, the suggestions made have had me in tucks.

Looks as if you are all getting excited as the big race approaches, you get that feeling as you read some of your posts.

Good luck to all of you and enjoy your time at the race,as i know you will,

Luv Paula. xxxx

ps, also enjoy my avatarxxxxx

wish you best of luck on the birth, Paula  8)

Yes, best of luck from Nick and me too.

 :)

Bill

Now this is what you call an old thread ;)

Aint that the truth?

And what memories go with this one then?


And what did Paula call the sprog?

Questions nowt but questions...


 :D

Well if Paula named her sprog after things that were happening she could well have called it 'Rain' because that's what happens in NZ in June.

and most of the other months, i hear!!

It may be an old thread, but let's keep it going. Does anybody know if this is a record, maybe smokie can tell us?
 See you soon 8)

By the way does anybody know what Paula called the sprog ???
   If you read this Paula put on a posting and let us know. :-*
   

Catob.... Brian I thought you would be a godparent of the sprog?

Yay - catob - good to see ya still swinging ya thong!

I heard she called the kid Felix Junior  ::)

The CA Forum is like an old clock... just needs a good wind-up now and again... I like the way all of a sudden there are a couple of newbies endorsing her every word..tick tock


>Martini...

Have heard on thr grapevine that the sprog was a girl and named Fern.

Yep, there's a lot of that in NZ too...

She never asked me. :'(

Talking of Paula's under draws.

how the hell did i miss this  :o

24 year old women ( same age as me ) and  local ish on there own - let me at them  ::)


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Good luck with that one Kev. You'll get more than you bargained for  :o

after reading the date of the topic i know - she will be 26 now with a 2 year old bambino!

Kev, if you thought being drugged and bummed by puffs in Cheshire was a bad deal, then you ain't experienced anything til Paula's had her grubby mits on you. Get your head right, and open your mind to all possibilities. I'll bring some blue pills, you'll need them.

if i need the blue pills ill be worried all right - i have troubles keeping it down  ::)

A few days at LM with CA should sort that out alright!    ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

think the other half best not see me for a few days after im home then  ::)

Especially if you win the endurance pants wearing competition and the not showering award. My record is 7 days but it was raining every day!

Kev, judging by the comment under your avatar, are you implying that we are all a bunch of old farts who can't get it up anymore?  :o

A few days? It'll take a bit longer than that for the swelling to subside and the penecillin to kick in :o

Mr Brown - it doesnt say that at all, but if you read it like that perhaps that says more about you than young Kev!   ;)

Lady PP is 21.... That may make her the youngest ;)

Thanks Fran, have you been waiting all afternoon to chip in with one of your wise pronouncements?  :P

"Moped Boy" http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1053 (http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1053) is younger. 
However, he hasn't been around here for a year or two since he was outed as the choirboy.

Here you are Kev,Just a taster,

That's the little bugger, will Kev, take his place. ::)

Possibly.  8)

There was another young lad, used to be quite a lively poster, but havent seen him for a while.  Prob frightened away by the treatment of Mopey.   

Edit:  Found him - johnny waring - has been online recently but not posted for a while.    :police:

F

"lemans-race.com" http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=2657 (http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=2657) is even younger - 10 years old.

Fran, if my memory serves me Mopey, got a bit lippy and could not handle the responses he got. I stand ( sorry Kev ) to be corrected if I am wrong.

There is also this gentleman who in his profile claims to be 15 years old: http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574 (http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=574) ::)

I won't say who it is.

Ade

so far im 4 days at Lemans - lets see what this year brings  ::)

not at all - i just think i am the youngest member  :P

i wont tell her that or she'll try to ban me from going

spot on Fran

ok she beat me :(

who the hell is that  :o

He behaves like a 15 year old sometimes though  ;D

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Nice one.  ;D

thought you would like that untill i can think of something "witty"

No you're mistaken. That's just the age he "prefers".

Whats the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

You always get that joke wrong. Try again  ;D

there is 9 of them  ::)

21 years old here  ;)

Kevin, if you would like a personal introduction to the young lady in the chain mail underwear, ask nicely and I'll see what I can do :-*

Oh, by the way, do you enjoy swimming 8)

who is it Peter? and i can swin - have not been for sometime tho why  ???

I thought he was sorted?

I am. Don't take any notice of him. Any more from him and he will have his invite to the curry night withdrawn

Paula the drooler, much to nice for Kev.

Where's Petrolslut aka Victoria gone, now that woman scared me :o

Have you tried giving it a sharp crack on the head with a soup ladle? That normally works a treat.

Thatcher felching biggins does it for me.

I speak to her now and then Barry, she's fine. Fine but pregnant!!  :o So that'll be her and Bird with babbys now. No more Le Mans for a while I reckon.  :(

remember - just drugged me last time  ::)

G'Day Brian,

how are all you luverly boyz?

It seems a lifetime since Paula and I were enjoying the pleasures of your campsite.

Love to you all, .Marguerite XXX

oh dear  ::)

Kev - seems to be getting worried!   :-X

Bondi, how the hell are you,we have a little LM virgin on board this year, Kev is his name, I am sure he would love to party with you girls.
Now were did I put that soup ladle.

Brian,
It will take more than a crack over the head with a soup ladle, if Kev get an eye full of Bondi. From what I've been told she's a bit of a stunner.

oh yes  :-[
4th Lemans for me ;) 1st with CA tho

to true  ::)

Bonzer Brian,

Paula and I still have a chuckle about those quaint British campsite games you played with us. Who was that guy that had the toilet brush hanging out of you know where :angel:

*disclaimer* no one best go near my backside

They won't Kev, not once they learn you've had puffs up there.  :o

Oh and hiya Bondi, send my love to Paula will ya, LM ain't the same without you twos and Felix, I wonder what happened to him? Deep fried in his own batter probably. You know I still reckon that Paula's kid belongs to one of the Zarse boys... but which one is the question... ???

£10 on yourself  :P

Nope not me, I never had any dealings with her, she frightens me too much. She is a big woman. Attractive but BIG in every sense and she gets way out of control! Do not approach her if you know what's good for you, many is the fool on here who's been HAD by her.  :o

Why am I suddenly reminded of a story a n other Zarse told me once? 

Dx

do tell Doris!

Andy, do you recall the , private parts plus shaving foam animal making contests, you won it with an elephant or was it a moose. >:D

I do recall a video of that event. >:D

Maybe you're thinking about Andy waking Simon up...................."Santa's Here"  ;D

Do you remember this coach party from Accrington.

Is that Zarse fourth one in from the left??  ;)

Back row left, looks like Del ;D

Bloody hell you would need a drink just to look at them.

Roll on the madness and the fun but keep the shaving foam away from andy please it wasn;t a pretty sight!

ive no hair to shave - im safe  ::) :P ::)

Kev, there was no shaving involved  :'(, but as you are now best mates with The Brethren, of whom the Zarses are members i am sure you will find out all about the rituals they perform. ;)

I think Kev better bewere of things that go BUMP in the night. >:D

Think that should have been BUM                    P

Just to get you in the mood Kev !!

that looks more like clotted cream than foam  ::)

think ill be doing the zip tie on the tent trick to save my bum virginity not thieves!!

No, you will be on the floor lying on your back and I will be knelt over you naked, wearing a Father Christmas hat, waggling my foamy bits in your face and saying "Merry Christmas! Santa's Here!" Everyone will then laugh. Ask RS2babe's ex-hubby, he loved it.

thats wrong on so many levels its un true - yet rather amusing!

You won't be so amused when the farting starts.

as long as there is no follow through  :laugh:

The risk is about 50/50 by sunday.

I'm shocked!  :o

What in the name of all that is good is a bottle of Perrrier doing on that table?  It's bloody shameful!

Dx

fantastic so might be up to the next in sh*t!

Perrier! Christ's breath! I knew there was something odd going on with those L'pool Boys. They must be the Alderley Edge Boys! And to think I stripped off and covered me nadds in foam in front of a bunch of Pierre water drinking puffs!  :o Won't get fooled again!

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The water must have been RS2 Babes. Perrier don't go with a low flyer. Brian will confirm in the morning, as I wasn't there that year. ;D

BTW just noticed ANDY it's her tent you are coming out of????

G'Day Brian,

with the time diffrence its tough keeping up with this, we are about +8 hrs in front of you.

Give our love to the other Liverpool Boys, do you ever see Rob, aka Delia, from Team Slim?

You can tell Andy, that wasn't shaving foam as it burnt like hell and it itched for weeks after, the doc said so too.

Here is a recent 'shot' of Paula, we had a few days on a lay-over.

lots of down-under kisses :-* :-* :-* :-*

that guys face is great " look im with a hot chick "

Perrier was lisa's not our was there that year!!!

No Chris that was 2004 I think.

Yes 2004. And I was coming out of the RS2 tent!!  :o

And thanks Bondi, I have to say Paula's looking fantastic after the babby. Nice to see her back to her old shape again, she was a right bloater last time I clapped eyes on her.

Anyone got a pic of the H Bomb in that chainmail bra??? Now there's a girl and a half!!

    Andy,

            Try about 5 pages back ,

                   Chainmail is there in all her glory !!

i was going to say turn back about 5 pages as shes on there! still worried about the front package tho  ???

Kev, it's not the front package you need to fear, it's the safety of the back package you need to worry about.

Bondi, down under kisses that brings back memories that does, Paula looks as fit as ever, not a lot of stretch marks after the birth of the sprog Fern Arnage.

No chance of you getting over this year then.

Brian :-* :-* :-*

Brian :P!

getting over is always a possibility, time to make arrangements, could be a possibility, where would we stay ???

Who is 'Kev'  is he a hunk of spunk or one of the usual LM w**k, w**k, money in the bank folk?

PM with ideas

Kisses FROM down under  :-* :-* :-*

must fly the beach calls

Sorry Bondi,
Brian went off this morning with a big pole in his hand, to sit by a lake. I know he will be thinking of you,while he is away.

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cheers for the nasty mental image  :'(


im not a hunk really - i know im defiantly not the other one tho. HOW rude  :'(

im not a hunk really - i know im defiantly not the other one tho. HOW rude  :'(
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Gold (or Purple PVC)Speedo thong should sort it out ok.
Pretty boy! >:D

What a nice girl. Just what Kev needs to gently introduce him to...... >:D

errrrrrrrr yeah LPP :) lol

Bondi, Paula, missed this one, are you taking the p*ss about getting over for the race? It would be great to see you but be warned there are no pools allowed this year, so when you get hot we will just have to shower you down with cold water, i know this makes the nips stand firm but I am sure you wont be embarresed.

I cant answer your question about Kev, all I know is he never comes, to nights out I mean,  >:Dnaughty

look forward to loads of kisses down under.

Brian  ::)xx

i was at the last one ;) you didnt make it tho  :P

Brian, yep it is a poss, Paula and I are wondering if we should fly into Manchester and hitch a ride, or fly into Paris and choo choo to LM?

Can you get us sorted with a tent etc, can repay with Vegemite toaties for breakie ;D

let us know your thoughts.

dare I ask what the weather will be like ???

hugs and kisses :-*

I wouldn't put all your eggs in the Manchester basket, as vehicular reliability is a bit 'hotel toast' - (Not as hot as it once was, see also Brigitte Bardot)

If you can get a flight into Aberdeen before Monday, you can take a leisurely trip with me (Arriving on HA on Wednesday morning)

Kinnell!!...

I'm not sure if this is anything to do with a natural bodily reflex or something to do with the shennanigans in the far east financial market. A bit like "charlies at red alert", that got me all confused and all.
How far is Pink Pearl Harbour from Sydney?
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Bondi/Paula, suggest you fly into Paris and get the train to LM, let us know what day and time and one of us will collect you from the station, or if that is not suitable I think Kev MK3, has room in his car and he is not far from Manchester, so you could fly into there, he did offer a lift to another CA member so he must have room in his car only him and his co pilot I believe, why dont you PM him and ask the question I think he leaves on the Thursday.
Let us know what you decide, we can accomadate you both camping with us, we are with Big H, Bloomer and Sav this year.
Brian :-*

I think that's a cracking idea Brian. It'll be good two see at least one of the red hot minxes again, if not the complete pair. Kev would be putty in their hands, I hope he's not on the overnight boat though, just him and Paula and Bondi in that little twin bunkroom does not bear thinking about, especially if they get out the toys! It will make being bummed by puffs look like the vicar's teaparty!

i live about 20-30 minutes from Manchester Airport and i maybe able to squeeze you in - just dont have huge bags as im struggling for space now  ::)


im on speed ferries thursday afternoon / evening so no party bumming sorry

Enjoy Kev but be carefull I warn you they will eat you alive!!!!!    :o :o :o :o :o :o

Kev they won't have too much luggage, but expect some to be in the company of some huge bags; huge fun bags!

i may enjoy that!

May not be a issue as my friend STILL has NO fudging passport so they fun bags may be fine

With all that room in your car I just hope she does not bring the buggy and the little one or you could be baby sitting on the Friday night while they party. ???

im sure the baby can fit in the glove box with some BFI (Brute Force & Ignorance)  ::)

watch out boys, Paula + Sprog and myself will be UK bound Sunday morning, arriving LHR on QF1 Monday 07:00, then short flight to Manchester getting in 11:45.

The plan is to visit kith and kin and believe or not Paula will be introducing me to some of her ex-pole dancing girlfriends:D

we're so happy all we do is laugh and cry at the same time.

the plan is be across to LM sometime Friday, Brian thankyou so much for giving so much help, without you and the rest of the Liverpool Boys this would not have been possible.

We have a special delight prepared just for you :P

You all sound so mad we can't wait to meet you all.

So for now BIG down under kisses from all of us and Big wet ones when we meet you all. xxxxx

should i run now?

Can't wait to see you and paula again!!! See you there  :P :P :P >:D >:D >:D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Brian what news from down under? Does Kev need to pick them up at Ringway?