Club Arnage

Hi guys. I have recently received a couple emails asking me if I design web sites.  Well the answer is yes.  I thought I'd take some time and tell you about our little company.

We're a unique marketing communications company that helps our clients drive their brands in a converging global marketplace.

What makes us unique?

We work across disciplines, across media, and across geographies... bringing together kick-ass creative with brilliantly brand-focused strategy to create truly Integrated Creative Experiences.

Our promise to our clients is crystallized into one simple phrase:

No More Same Old Same Old.

Our Services

Our services tailor to the individual needs of any client. We research and develop from scratch all creative communications to ensure it is an applicable and effective solution for our clients. What has made Chili Pepper Productions successful is our ability to both, take what a client gives us and evaluate it from a marketing perspective. Then, identify both a graphic and marketing solution.

Our Mission

Our Mission is to provide only the highest quality creative services. We strive to exceed the expectations of each and every client with creative, original and effective communications that get their message out in a positive and professional manner, which in turn maximizes their marketing potential.

Please take the time to look at our extensive portfolio and feedback. We pride ourselves on providing superior customer service and quality.

Areas of Focus
OS Platforms:
Linux, Unix, Win 95, Win 98, win 2000 and Win NT, Win XP.

Databases:
MS SQLServer, MySQL, MS Access 2000, Oracle

WebServer:
RedHatSecure, Apache, Resin, Tomcat, PWS, IIS.

Application Server:
Weblogic.

WebPage Development:
HTML, FrontPage, Dreamweaver,Cold Fusion, Tango 2000, NetObjects Fusion, Visual Interdev, JavaScript, VBscript.

Designing:
Flash, CorelDraw, Photoshop,3DMax ,Adobe AfterEffects, Qwark, Adobe Premier.

Shopping Carts:
Shopsite, Miva.

Server Side Development:
Java, Java Servlets, JSP, JavaBeans, JDBC, Applets, ASP, PHP

CGI/Perl:
Mod_ModPerl and CGI/Perl, ActivePerl, ePerl

Wap App Devt:
WML, WMLscript, XML

So, if you are needing any of the services please don't hesitate to send me a private message.

Chris... may I take this opportunity to quote your friend and mine, the great 'Smokie' when he posted at the top of this very forum a message which included the phrase...

'No links or references to sites which could be considered "advertising"'

... just pointing out the apparent double standards...  ;D

Perhaps I can make a posting along the lines of...

"Hi guys. I have recently received a couple emails asking me if I work for a law firm.  Well the answer is yes.  I thought I'd take some time and tell you about our the proffessional services available to all..."

So I guess the big question is... who moderates the moderators....  ::)

(Great site, by the way... more fun that you can drive a car at..!)

Well Russ, the key here is:  'No links or references to sites which could be considered "advertising"'  Unless I read the message wrong, there are no such links to or references to any sites.   I haven't even sent links to our site to the people who have responded.

As far as your message, I don't see any problem with you posting as similar message.  Just make sure it follows the rules.

Hope this clears things up.

Chris

Seems like an ad to me, Well if your the moderator maybe you speak a different language or can get away with more!!!!!!!!!!    I DON"T LIKE IT..

Chill out ray, whats wrong with Mr Moderator advertising very slightly his firm, he spends HIS time sorting bits of this site out ! .

Anyway .

My name is Phil and me and my mate Rich bodge everything we do , so if you need advise on ANYTHING , dont ask Bodge It and Scarper facilities managements ltd PLC .  >:(

Nice one Robbo!!!

Are you scarpering to the 1000km in November?? In fact, who is?? Think we need another thread here.....I'll start one!!

JP Chenent -

There is a thread about the 1000km in november . May go , but depends on when my new car arrives , dont really fancy it on the motorbike , could be a little slippy ???

I know, I started it!!   ;D

The other one is at


http://www.clubarnage.com/yabbse/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=960

But i hadnt seen your post before this one  :-X

Oops...I missed that one!!  :-[

It's your forum... you do what ever the hell you like!   :)

I don't share the same view as Ray, and I do have an appreciation for the effort required to keep something like this running.

Somebody is paying for the server space, the software, and the time taken to moderate. I know that person isn't me, and if the people who are running the show weren't doing a good job, nobody would be on the site reading this post!

One thing though Chris... it's not cleared up my embarrassing rash...   ;D

Hi Chris,
  Your post is no problem to the Liverpool boys, but the beers are on you in 2004!

Of course, no problems here either.

Would it be ok if I used this forum to sell immediate members of my family?
H

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Somebody is paying for the server space, the software, and the time taken to moderate. I know that person isn't me, and if the people who are running the show weren't doing a good job, nobody would be on the site reading this post!

One thing though Chris... it's not cleared up my embarrassing rash...   ;D

Well said Russ.  Shame about the rash :o

I think this site is great......however I do not have a web site currently,because I work on a principal called"word of mouth".......but I might be interested in a global site offering my services(joking).....UK only.!!!!!!

I will give discount rates for anybody who is in the Hampshire/Surrey areas for domestic appliance sales/repair etc. ;D :)


Wishy

Not Berkshire then? My hob is playing up...

Hi Smokie

Depends on which part of Berkshire you are in.

Tell me what are the symptoms so I can diagnose .

If you are reasonably practical then I could send the parts to you at trade and you can fit them

Wishy

And you're only just over the border Smokie!!

Oddlt enough it seems to have cured itself...at least temporarily

It's a Diplomat (yes, cheap MFI) built-in gas hob. Two weeks ago it was clicking the igniters all on it's own, about once a minute. But only two (left front and right rear) were actually making a spark. Bloody irritating noise.

After a day or so it stopped clicking on it's own. But still only two were sparking. So I gave it a good wash, removed all the baked in foodstuffs, no difference.

Then, magically, after a few more days it's all OK again...

Any idea?

Haven't we just had a full moon ?

Well Smokie.

The most likely cause of the  ignition system working on its own is................. if a pan has boiled over, the liquid flows down into the internals and earths out the ignition system....when it finally dries out it should be ok.

Wishy

Bodgit and Scarper say : Hit the bloody thing with a lump hammer , if it dont work after that , get a new one ;D

I dunno about Bodgit & Scarper Robbo.........but you are right .....in most cases a large Birmingham screwdriver will suffice for any job.

But if all fails.....sell the customer a quality replacement  ;D

Wishy

I've always known this tool as a Manchester Micrometer - does it have the same effect ?

It's only the Manchester variety......if used in small doses........not the dose that you might think!!!!!


wishy

Wishy - thanks - so no magic then? Awww...

I'll see how it goes...

Wishy, you could have charged him trade price ( or should that be Face Value) for that nugget of information and just told him his spark regulator had gone. Obviously didn't go to the same appliance repair schools as the robbing bar stewards  around here. We could start a little repair thread and pool everyones knowledge and fix everyones little problems. (I really should go and plumb in the dish washer thats been standing in the kitchen for 3 years now).

Stu

Well Stu ......Helping Smokie is what I would call customer service.....which in this day and age seems to be vanishing at an alarming rate!.

At the end of the day Smokie is a fair distance away......and......some time in the not too distant(June 2004)future,I hope to meet you guys without any repercussions regarding my "technical skills".and of couse a beer or three ;D

I will give anybody advice,because as they say "information is free,labour costs".


Wishy

Can't wait.

How do you make an old Renault Espace go fast around a test track then? ;)

Seriously - Wishy gives sound advice on the white goods front as I have experienced several times and expects nothing in return - well no more than to share a beer or three.

So - the washing machine clinic will be held outside the Champagne Bar at 9:15pm on Saturday 12th June 2004.

The answer to your question Pretzel .......is by fitting my newly skimmed cylinder head......and going for it in style.#

Wishy

Damn good idea.  I'm a firm believer in the 'Time Bank' / 'You scratch my back etc' school of thought.

 8) I share your view  8)