Title: Garden centre graffiti
Post by: nickliv on January 02, 2010, 12:55:22 pm
I was in one of the traps at a garden centre the other day, and was particularly disappointed at the lack of graffiti, especially as you could be rather inventive.
i was thinking of compiing a selection along the lines of;-
'looking for wild thyme?'
'sow your seeds in my front / rear border'
'I need some old mans beard in my front hedge'
'strim my undergrowth'
Andy, H, Rex etc, take the floor.
i was thinking of compiing a selection along the lines of;-
'looking for wild thyme?'
'sow your seeds in my front / rear border'
'I need some old mans beard in my front hedge'
'strim my undergrowth'
Andy, H, Rex etc, take the floor.
Title: Re: Garden centre graffiti
Post by: Lorry on January 02, 2010, 08:12:27 pm
I was in one of the traps at a garden centre the other day, and was particularly disappointed at the lack of graffiti, especially as you could be rather inventive......
The one I remember was the instructions on the packet of seeds, something like "sew in April, prick out mid June"
Title: Re: Garden centre graffiti
Post by: nickliv on January 04, 2010, 04:09:32 pm
I was in one of the traps at a garden centre the other day, and was particularly disappointed at the lack of graffiti, especially as you could be rather inventive.
i was thinking of compiing a selection along the lines of;-
'looking for wild thyme?'
'sow your seeds in my front / rear border'
'I need some old mans beard in my front hedge'
'strim my undergrowth'
Andy, H, Rex etc, take the floor.
i was thinking of compiing a selection along the lines of;-
'looking for wild thyme?'
'sow your seeds in my front / rear border'
'I need some old mans beard in my front hedge'
'strim my undergrowth'
Andy, H, Rex etc, take the floor.
I guess this must one of those threads you feel comfortable explaining to your daughter, Nick. :-\
Probaby a bit easier to explain than a GIF of a woman being boffed whilst her head's in a cludgy....... Perhaps you're just better at explaining things than I am.
Title: Re: Garden centre graffiti
Post by: Andy Zarse on January 04, 2010, 06:16:54 pm
What's a cludgy? I thought it was a Scottish dumpling, and that makes no sense at all. Sounds kinky anyway!
Title: Re: Garden centre graffiti
Post by: jpchenet on January 06, 2010, 01:46:01 am
don't know what happened there, the post disappered ???
anyway back to the plot, no boffing or cludgy, how could you object to people enjoying themselves, I ask you...
anyway back to the plot, no boffing or cludgy, how could you object to people enjoying themselves, I ask you...
Ahhh.........Pre-Quals....... 2004 I think it was????
Our esteeemd Moderator (although I don't think he was a Mod at the time, although he soon got added after another moderator was caught by ACO officials at the same Pre-Quals grabbing a roll of security tape off the ground in Maison Blanche) was trying to play down his personal abilities, before building a bonfire big enough to heat Siberia in Winter, or even Basingstoke this week!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Garden centre graffiti
Post by: Steve Pyro on January 06, 2010, 03:55:00 pm
Arhhh. Those were the days! ;D
